Megan Fox is talking again

May 18th, 2010 // 94 Comments

With her new movie Jonah Hex on the horizon, Megan Fox’s people allowed her to appear in the latest issue of Allure where she delivered her trademarked brand of WTF while wearing some sort of fashiony things. And now the ramblings:

On not being open anymore in interviews – except apparently this one:
“Trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor and engage in some sort of satire sometimes. It did backfire to a certain extent, and it became too exhausting. I still have the same sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I’ve always been fucked for doing so.”

On not being clingy:
“I could go days, weeks without talking to another human being,” she says. “I could probably go months and be perfectly satisfied. Easily. It’s the opposite of being needy, but at the same time, I don’t know if I would want to be in a relationship with someone who required as much alone time as I require.”

On plastic surgery:
“I would encourage anyone to first speak with a therapist, to try and figure out where this want comes from, because a lot of times it’s not related to your teeth or your nose or your chin — the surgery is not going to alleviate that insecurity for you,” she says. “If, then, you feel, ‘This is something that I want to do’, then do it. It’s amazing that we have the technology to do the stuff that we do.”

On not using public restrooms or silverware at restaurants:
“Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air,” she says. “Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!”

On refusing to cook for herself:
“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.”

So basically Megan Fox wants to live alone on a deserted island with no food, germs or human companionship but still have access to super awesome tits. — Jesus, it’s like we’re sharing the same mind…

Photos: Allure

  1. Jeff

    theres something about this bitches nose, like her damn nostrils are always flaring or something, ick. and that cleavage is fuckin weak. not to mention the damn thumbs. thank god we dont hear about this bitch anymore! well, at least until transformers 3, thanks again michael

  2. Reaper

    These are from 2007. Fail, editor. FAIL!

  3. a really really good job hiding that sense of humor.

  4. thanks again michael

  5. stfu

    Home wrecker (Angelina Jolie) circa Tomb Raider > Batshit crazy Megan Fox. BUT Verbal Diarrhea Megan Fox > the current anorexic looking Angelina Jolie

  6. stfu


    To #7 aka Ugly Arab- I’d rather the women in this country be batshit crazy like Megan Fox than getting stoned like in yours. Your argument = epic fail because it lacks all common sense.

  7. Tom

    The first few pictures are fucking old, before she even got her face done. Can’t believe some people still can’t tell the different between her face 5 years ago and her face now. The plastic is what made her what she is today. She is beautiful NOW. Not naturally. I’m pretty sure everyone likes a natural girl more than some typical bitch that’s been under the knife. And her fucking mouth… she acts like she hates to but she could run it for months. No one gives a flying fuck about your views on eating utensils, Megan.

  8. Blooey

    “I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself.” and “I think I could survive a week without eating.” …. these 2 sentences dont have anything to do with eachother. so obvious the latter one was some cry for anorexic attention. Go into hiding, bitch

  9. stu

    how can a woman be so fucking annoying? shes fucking mad

  10. captain america

    …………she can’t SHIT lately?

  11. Mandi

    Haters gonna hate….

  12. bmose

    “Shuttup and wash my car, Bitch!”—-Michael Bey

  13. Michael

    Drop dead! You go to hell! Die die die!

  14. Master Spook

    I see you.

  15. starmaker

    She gotta put sum mo effort in publicity and appearances if she wanna continue her career.

  16. Gando

    Is she a pleasant or an unpleasant person? Answer me this question.

  17. Lolies

    @68, she is quite unpleasant.

  18. Gandalf

    Fake ass flared nostriled toe thumbed adam appled bitch. Wish you could read these comments and realize there are only very few who think you were ever the “hottest girl in the world” …… That title goes to a natural woman.

  19. herbiefrog

    …we thought you said meg ryan ?


  20. She’s totally got that one (or two?) toe looking thumb(s)! God I saw a close up of it a few months ago. So gross! I hate to be picky, but that toe-thumb thing can ruin a beautiful body AND face like hers!

  21. I always thought Alba was hotter…but then…she had kids and got married. Thats not very sexy ya know…but then she started doing the Beyonce and more commercials than movies and now shes not hot anymore…old news.
    But I’m still sorta freaked out by fox’s nipples from that picture..

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  23. lookin hot as usual. cool. no more transformers tho, bummer.

  24. She is sexy ang beautiful ! I’d like she !

  25. MEGAN FOX???????????????????
    ok so i saw in the paper megan fox ignores this kid when he was trying to give her a rose and a week later she invited him to NYC to meet her do you think that work ?????


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  29. L

    She has no soul. She has put so much of her effort into cultivating this image that she lost her depth along the way. Her life must be very empty.

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  35. fucking eww

    WHAT THE FUCK…if you dont like to be around people…then why would you want to be famous and have everyone know who you are….what a dumbass.

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