Megan Fox is f-cking batshit in Rolling Stone

September 16th, 2009 // 138 Comments

Megan Fox covers the October 1, 2009 issue of Rolling Stone where she reveals she’s pretty much a ticking time-bomb of crazy that’s going to shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg. Not even joking:

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

I love how Megan Fox admits she’d randomly shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg for no reason, and yet he still sticks around to have sex with her. He’s basically banging a landmine with awesome breasts which, let’s be honest, kicks way more ass than dying of something stupid like cancer. Or old age. That’s for chumps.

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  1. Otter

    Sooooo, when’s she going to start doing hardcore porn then?

  2. See Alice

    She is wacked because she wanted tattoos and now the ink has seeped to her brain .
    Stay far away from crazy chicks ………..

  3. ROUGH daddy

    It had to take a Klingon for M.F. to take some semi decent pics (ex.1&7) Being skinny is no excuse for not having an ass, and those inner thighs are semi chewable but still worthy of some hickeys…Now about her problems, Im sorry for B.A.G. for having the capacity to apprehend sound…

  4. Over Megan Fox

    I can’t stand this bitch, but i am so sick of people bashing women with tattoos. Some of the smartest, most accomplished, loving, beautiful women I know sport ink. But what am I saying? I am commenting on a board full of effing losers who have nothing better to do than judge others…

  5. PK

    HA! She looked so much better in hope&faith
    Anyone agree?
    You can tell how much effort she is now putting into her looks

  6. Stephen Boolwin

    Rolling Stone lost its credibility as a media publication about 10 years ago. Another boring and irrelelvant magazine that no one reads any more.
    They like to be so pseudo hip and politico but the still put 1/2 naked chicks on their cover to try to sell more copies. Hippocrates.

  7. CakeSnifferer

    Enough already. Sure she’s hot, but she ain’t THAT hot. Not hot enough that I should suffer through vapid crap like that interrview…

  8. CakeSnifferer

    Enough already. Sure she’s hot, but she ain’t THAT hot. Not hot enough that I should suffer through vapid crap like that interrview…

  9. Oh Hai Thar

    She’s not crazy, she’s just trying WAY too hard.

  10. missywissy

    WTF happened to Rolling Stone? This magazine used to rock, and now they’re putting these people that you know are going to be has-beens in six months on the cover. This chick is such an Angelina knock-off and only kids that are 13 and younger believe this shit that comes out of her mouth. Somebody needs to pass this poser the toilet paper so she can wipe her mouth off.

  11. monkey

    She used to be so much sexier….

  12. monkey

    She used to be so much sexier….

  13. Burr

    “WTF happened to Rolling Stone? This magazine used to rock, and now they’re putting these people that you know are going to be has-beens in six months on the cover.”

    Well…As the story goes, Lester Bangs OD’ed in 1982, they hired the former editor of FHM as their editor in 1990 to compete with ”men’s magazine”, and Hunter S. Thompson rarely wrote for the magazine afterward (and then blew his brains out in 2005).

  14. I feel like Megan Fox isn’t real. More specifically, I feel like she was constructed in a a factory.

  15. dumbassses who think she’s beautiful. she doesn’t even have that going for her. take a look her here:

    http://www.box.net/shared/i10uxhtuoj

  16. dooshbag

    I’d say she has about 45 seconds left of her 15 minutes…

  17. Ing

    @47 Where in the world did you get the impression she’s smart? She didn’t even cleverly maneuver her way into showbiz either … she washed a damn car in a bikini.

    Your other points were accurate but SERIOUSLY, I want to know how your brain is processing her as “smart,” because maybe if we dig deep enough, the world of psychiatry could piece together a reasonable antidote to the poisonous shit Hollywood makes people believe.

  18. Bunny Rabbit

    Its pretty clear that this poor girl is not well mentally and its a shame that no one trys to help her. I just looked at some of her bizzar comments she has made in the recent past. To be honest ( and I have worked with the mentally ill) she sounds like she is either bi-polar or has developed pschizophrania or is both. And mybe suffers from a borderline personality disorder. I cant really diagnose from her, but I will say that I have seen this before. THIS GIRL NEEDS HELP!!!

  19. lulu

    ROCK ON #78 soo RIGHT

    No “Melissa” and “Frank” or whoever says people are either jealous, fat or secretly want her…no, it doesn’t work that way. i look just like this girl, same body type and all; except put blond hair on her and 50000x the talent. i don’t like this girl because she’s tasteless, talentless, and slightly insane. i’d say those are pretty legitimate reasons (that have nothing to do with jealousy). MF is a crazy bitch; she doesn’t deserve a spotlight (unless she starts doing porn {which would be much better suited for her}).

  20. Melissa

    58. jonny – this is funny, addressing you like that haha anyways. men love me. i have nothing against men personally, not from my own experience but i do stand by what i said. i’m not fat haha i’m a size 5! ok i’m fat haha. i’d rather be a 3…and i’m 5’6”….so…omg am i fat?

    78. EK – again this is funny. haha
    anyways. i’m fucking 25. you don’t get it and you can’t.
    you know why she’s so smart. she’s a master manipulator!!! i think she’s really honest. and i don’t think she had any plastic surgery. the pictures are PHOTO SHOPPED!!! they add shadows and tons of other crap to make them look that way. i mean have you ever seen photos of Mariah Carey?
    she did however loose a ton of weight.

    she’s having fun with it…and making money off of it. good for her.
    way to hate haha

  21. Dread not

    115. Big Pimpin’ – September 17, 2009 1:32 PM

    dumbassses who think she’s beautiful. she doesn’t even have that going for her. take a look her here:

    http://www.box.net/shared/i10uxhtuoj

    *

    Ashley Simpson’s nose job; useless.

    Jennifer Grey’s nose job; foolish.

    Janet Jackson’s nose job; disturbing.

    Lil’ Kim’s nose job; yeesh.

    Megan’s nose job; AWESOME!

  22. laloca89

    WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY!…YOU CANT HAVE EVERYTHING IN LIFE, YOU EITHER HAVE THE LOOKS OR THE BRAINS!!

    AND SHE HAS THE LOOKS, BUT SHES IS THE MOST STUPID THING IN THIS PLANET!

    P.S. MAYBE IF YOU STOP TALKING PPL WOULD FORGET HOW DUMB YOU ARE
    :)

  23. Kyuss

    how could you not chuck one up that,….. i would repeatedly cause i looove bitches , i bet shes a mega mega bitch

  24. Danielle

    Well, I read an interview with her in this months Cosmo where she openly admitted that she “gets bored” during interviews so she makes shit up. That’s so cutting edge of her. barf.

  25. HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD

    I just read her interview in Rolling Stone and I am disgusted. That is all I can say…with Megan Fox, with Rolling Stone, with Hollywood. Hollywood is dead.

  26. HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD

    I just read her interview in Rolling Stone and I am disgusted. That is all I can say…with Megan Fox, with Rolling Stone, with Hollywood. Hollywood is dead.

  27. YA SHE A BITCH.WHO NEEDS A LIFE N STOP ALWAYS TALKIN ABOT S3X YEESH THATS ALL THU SL*T IS GOOD 4.N SHE IZ NOT THAT ATTRARTIVE SHE ACTUALLY FAKE LOOKIN N UGLY

  28. vanessa

    The reason it seems that all pretty chicks are stupid or crazy is because of a few things, like a skewed perception of beauty, plus the fact that women like her don’t have to use any intellect, and never have, so it was never built upon. She got by on her looks, which in this day and age is easy to enhance. The only thing she’s ever had going for her was that shes “sexy” and so by having nothing else to up her confidence, she KNOWS that she’s gonna be out as soon as her looks fade. She’ll have nothing else going for her. For me, I just hate how insanely stupid she really is, and makes it hard for women of attractiveness to be taken seriously.

  29. Emily

    ugh she is really kinda ugly. and seriously its pretty bad that she has to make herself look whorish to get the attention of guys….how lame

  30. very sweet and very nice ….

  31. ashley

    talking about sex all the time to anyone who’ll listen does not make a progressive or intelligent woman, regardless of whatever fox is thinking… it’s totally tacky. she’s not cool or bold. just slutty. i’d be impressed with her if she were this gorgeous but presented herself with self-respect. it’s possible to do, ladies. try it. it’ll get you farther.

  32. Bobbius Corwen

    She has fucked up childhood…
    But it isn’t an excuse for delaying the extreme reform of self. >.>

    I have to admit…she has said some dumbfuck things in this interview…It is not funny–It makes me somewhat frustrated.

  33. Jayhawk

    the megan fox hysteria is so annoying just go away, there are at least a thousand women I find more appealing

  34. elinor

    I don’t understand why you say bad things about her?
    you can say that she is a whore and stupid and did a boob job
    but it doesn’t mean that is correct – actually it’s makes me believe it’s Wrong!!!
    I’m a Magen Fox’s fan and you have no idea what you’re talking about!!!!
    so stop saying things that not true – you just make yourself looks stupid!

  35. Chris

    “No “Melissa” and “Frank” or whoever says people are either jealous, fat or secretly want her…no, it doesn’t work that way. i look just like this girl, same body type and all; except put blond hair on her and 50000x the talent. i don’t like this girl because she’s tasteless, talentless, and slightly insane. i’d say those are pretty legitimate reasons (that have nothing to do with jealousy). MF is a crazy bitch; she doesn’t deserve a spotlight (unless she starts doing porn {which would be much better suited for her}).”
    Awesome post. Yeah Megan Fox is a crazy untalented bitch. I wish they would start hiring people with talent to play in movies instead of girls like Megan Fox.

  36. Jamie

    IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKEN TIRED OF THIS SELF OBSORBED BITCH!

  37. SHE IS THE HOTTEST BITCH AROUND!
    SHE IS THE HOTTEST BITCH AROUND!

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