Megan Fox is a ‘thankless, unfriendly bitch’

September 13th, 2009 // 189 Comments

In response to recent comments by Megan Fox comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, three crew members from the Transformers movies decided to write a lengthy open letter (Posted in its entirety after the jump.) on MichaelBay.com highlighting Megan’s diva-like behavior on the set. Here’s an excerpt:

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

Michael Bay has since removed the letter and posted the following statement:

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

Of course, it’s rumored Michael Bay wrote the letter himself which I find hard to believe considering it lacks 85,000 explosions and jive-talking robots expressing their love for fried chicken.

Crew Letter Originally Posted on MichaelBay.com:

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is [frick]ing forcing us to go to the [frick]ing pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. M

    Hah..that’s really funny.

  2. RiN

    This wasn’t a surprise but I’m very glad this exists. Enjoy your 15 minutes, bitch.

  3. Azrock

    She needs to go the way of the Auk…
    These vainglorious bitches are fueled by websites such as this,
    just stop looking at them and they will vanish…

  4. John

    I believe it.

  5. amanda

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome! :D

  6. Lawlz

    Looooooooooool, comparing Mr.Bay (I do not condone him) with Hitler is fucking disrespectful and shows her nescience. >_> It’s still funny she compared herself with a holocoust victim. haha
    Dumb bitch.

  7. Jessica

    I don’t believe this is from the crew.. MB at hand..

    Christian Bales rant at a light guy made it on net before the movie hit theaters. Am I really suppose to believe this girl has made 2 films with this crew acting like this and it hasn’t leaked until she called out Mr Bay?

    MAJOR BS

    • Hera

      Actually it is true, whether you like it or not. And she has done a lot worse than this now she got her ego up.

      So no, this isn’t BS. Besides, what she said to the director was very disrespectful. Unless you don’t know who Hitler is, you’re just one of those idiots standing up for this stuck-up jerk.

      • Bryauna

        seriously this stuff seems like a bunch a megan fox hater shit . these so called CREW MEMBERS shouldve been fired not megan fox!! how u just gunna diss somebody like that just to get them fired ?? dats not cool

  8. Danklin24

    Whoever wrote that letter should be fired immediately. What a tactless immature thing to do. Even if she is a pain in the ass on set you don’t make fun of someone for having a rough childhood. That’s just shitty and tacky and the kind of thing I’d expect from Seth Rogan or something

    • WarZak

      Get over yourself, Danklin24. Just because someone has a rough childhood (and I’m sure it wasn’t truly “rough” as in living in the projects) doesn’t mean he/she can’t make it in life. Sure, Megan Fox made it as an actress, mostly because of her looks. What’s bothersome and just annoying is how she let all of this fame get to her head, which is why she will be the next “in and out” star and not stick around like other actors. After being in only two major films (and only making the second one because it is linked to the first), you don’t flaunt around like you’re a big shot who shouldn’t be looked at by anyone in a lower pay bracket. I have tons of respect for lots of actors simply because of how they compose themselves….I have no respect for Megan Fox, and she just needs to fade away to TV guest spots.

      • Jessica

        most of the actors and actresses on tv made it because of their looks. raw talent is rare, even for Hollywood. stop hating on this kid because she is beautiful!! what’s that got to do with you??

  9. Danklin24

    Whoever wrote that letter should be fired immediately. What a tactless immature thing to do. Even if she is a pain in the ass on set you don’t make fun of someone for having a rough childhood. That’s just shitty and tacky and the kind of thing I’d expect from Seth Rogan or something

  10. I really, for one, wouldn’t mind if she did kinda fade away as an actress, she doesn’t deserve the fame, for one.

  11. AJ

    This letter is by far the most greatest things come out of the Transformer’s franchise.

    The crew of Transformers have really out done themselves in finally unmasking the real Megan Fox.

    I hope this lowlife with no acting skills get no other big breaks. And if Transformers 3 is in the works, she best be axed and replaced with a girl with more talent.

    • Bryauna

      so this girl with so called “MORE TALENT” is better than megan? come on AJ lets think this through nice and easy.
      1. rosie(the girl that replaced megan) is a victoria secret model and CANT ACT ONE BIT
      2. Modelin in bras in panties is the only thing she ever does! dang!
      3. Megan was MEANT for the part of mikeala the romance with sam was perfect! everyone expected to see megan on the screen but then all the sudden this NEW chick comes in? what the HELL

  12. AJ

    This is the greatest thing to come out of the Transformers franchise.

    The crew really outdone themselves for finally revealing the new Megan Fox. This talentless lowlife deserves this and shouldn’t get any big breaks again.

    If Transformers 3 is in the works, she should be axed and replaced with a girl with real acting skills.

  13. AJ

    This is the greatest thing to come out of the Transformers franchise.

    The crew really outdone themselves for finally revealing the new Megan Fox. This talentless lowlife deserves this and shouldn’t get any big breaks again.

    If Transformers 3 is in the works, she should be axed and replaced with a girl with real acting skills.

  14. AJ

    Sorry guys, my internet is on the fritz and the first comment i posted i thought didnt get sent so i done another one and that double posted. Sorry people :$

  15. That’s awesome!

    What’s sad is, this isn’t even slightly unbelievable. That’s EXACTLY how she comes across in those interviews. That’s what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you.

    I can’t wait for the day she becomes relegated to skin-emax movies.

  16. Nameless

    Hopefully, she’s screwed herself out of Transformers 3. Without the franchise, she’ll be nobody in 2 years. Good riddance.

  17. Jones

    I don’t get the appeal. Sure she’s attractive, but so are most popular actresses. She’s so pretentious & stupid. I’d take a trade off in hotness for a cute, smart, hilarious chick like Amy Poehler.

  18. michelle

    she looks like a bitch.

    not surprised to hear shes dumb as rocks.

  19. gondola driver

    I knew that picture of her dissing the fat kid trying to give her a flower was true

  20. Athena

    Enh. I always thought she was 3-4 lbs overweight anyway.

  21. M

    I agree with #9

  22. Linestepper

    It’s as simple as this, and this applies to any actress, model or singer I think looks hot….I’m not looking at her pictures because of her ‘great personality’.

  23. Love

    I think megan fox is beautiful outside but when she starts to speak………..it tends to be crude, nasty, arrogant, cocky little bitch that thinks she is the next Angelina Jolie. I hope this bitch will not appear in any Hollywood movie in the near future. The sad thing is she turns her back away from Michael Bay who had helped her to be where she is now. Rot in hell bitch.

  24. Charlie Caligula

    It sounds like a bunch of the commenters here wrote that ltter.

  25. Christina

    She is a sexless augmented drone. Even the asthetically blessed Kim Kardashian is relagated because of her boring, inane personality. Camera whores.

  26. Aw C'mon

    a) she’s the hottest thing on the plant.
    b) unlike most actresses, she’s actually entertaining off-screen.
    that’s all I personally care about.

  27. m.

    i don’t know if Megan is nice person or not, but the fact is you don’t s*it where you eat. Maybe mr. Bay is like H-word, but still Megan needs to work with him in the future (i think she has contract for Transformers 3) and he can make her life on the set pretty unconfortable.

  28. beep beep

    8 and 9: Sounds like you had a rough childhood.

  29. amber

    i think this letter is just as weak and tactless as megans comment about michael bay. unfortunately, by replying to her disrespectful comment, these crew members sunk down to her level by being just as tactless…

    nevertheless, i found this highly amusing and believe every word of it. i am a fan of megan foxs looks (as a straight girl. ) she’s beautiful..but she does come off as a pretty superficial and phony person in interviews.. she just doesnt seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    and okay, transformers…an action movie where she stars as the hot girl, doesnt exactly take much acting skills. the same goes for her next cheap horror movie. but as soon as she tries (if she ever) to get a role in a somewhat intellectual movie or with a highly professional cast… thats when it will become clear that she isnt all that talented. looks only get you that far.. why not try a modelling career miss fox?

  30. amber

    i think this letter is just as weak and tactless as megans comment about michael bay. unfortunately, by replying to her disrespectful comment, these crew members sunk down to her level by being just as tactless…

    nevertheless, i found this highly amusing and believe every word of it. i am a fan of megan foxs looks (as a straight girl. ) she’s beautiful..but she does come off as a pretty superficial and phony person in interviews.. she just doesnt seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    and okay, transformers…an action movie where she stars as the hot girl, doesnt exactly take much acting skills. the same goes for her next cheap horror movie. but as soon as she tries (if she ever) to get a role in a somewhat intellectual movie or with a highly professional cast… thats when it will become clear that she isnt all that talented. looks only get you that far.. why not try a modelling career miss fox?

  31. amber

    sorry for the double post people :S my computer is truly f*cked.

  32. Harold^Sick

    I didn’t need to read that letter to know that Megan Fox is a cunt. Her narcissism protrudes out of her every orifice. A diva before her time, hopefully she’s disappear just as fast as she appeared.

    Most beautiful woman on earth? Please, don’t make me laugh. She’s a tattooed bitch self esteem issues. Don’t you think its time to move past your “rough childhood” whatever that may be, and act like a professional?

  33. AnnaDraconida

    Oh c’mon… Who gives a fuck? Her “skills” are talking shit, posing for the cameras and keeping her mouth half-open. She could drop off the face of the Earth tomorrow and no-one would miss her. People watch Transformers because of the robots fighting each other, not for her sake. And there’s plenty of hot young women out there.

    • Bryauna

      and thats where your wrong miss Anna. ALOT of people were disappointed when MB kicked megan fox out of Transformers , she WAS one of the biggest parts of the movie , even though it IS supposed to be about the robots.

  34. arfil

    She comes off as one of the most repugnant bitches in the world personality-wise, but she is amazingly gorgeous. The girl is flawless. I don’t care if she has had plastic surgery; so has everyone else in Hollywood and they don’t come close to looking as good as she does. But by sounding as ignorant and insufferable as possible in interviews, she’s making herself easy to replace.

    • Hera

      Except Angelina Jolia. She is way much more beautiful and elegant than Megan Fox.

      Unless you’re blind, then I understand.

      • Jessica

        people used to talk shit about Angelina when she first came out as well. Megan is a young girl in her early 20′s, Angelina is in her mid 30′s, she has grown up, just as Ms. Fox will do.

  35. Gemma

    Oh whatever. Megan is beautiful, and people are jealous. She says what she believes – which is NOT a bad thing. And she does what she can to forward HERSELF. Which is what everbody should be doing. Where everybody (posting) is getting these ideas that she is a bitch – well, have you ever met her? I don’t think you can say these terrible things without having met her. Talk about judgemental.

    • Hera

      I have met her in real life, and trust me, she is a bitch. Besides, she wasn’t even saying what she believed, she was saying rude comments to the director – whis is a BAD thing. And yes, there is a difference between saying an opinion and being plain right rude. Stop trying to stand up for her. It’s not worth it.

      So STFU and GTFO.

    • Jessica

      true, nobody on this blog knows her well enough to call her any names. stop drinking the hater-aide!

      • Bryauna

        YAY JESSICA AND GEMMA. at least SOMEBODY has got some sense ’round here. lol i love how jessica said STOP DRINKING THE HATER-AIDE
        Hera i bet all u did was take a stupid ‘ol picture with her and thats it . Seriously , sit down, engage in a conversation with the girl and maybe you’ll actually get to know her . Maybe shes actually a nice girl so QUIT FREAKIN HATIN ON PEOPLE WHEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THEM. ITS GETTIN REALLY ANNOYING ALL I SEE YOU DOING IS REPLYIN ON EVERYBODY’S DAMN COMMENTS TALKING SHIT. ITS NOT COOL OKAY ??!?! Dang i bet megan thought u were a bitch

  36. GrudgeFudger

    Gimme her for the Grudge Fudgin!!!

  37. ROUGH daddy

    Why did Micheal Bay let the crew post the open letter and than pretend to quickly remove it & apologize? right! he wanted everyone to know she’s a bitch and still appear to be the opposite of Hitler…

    I think they’re both up to bitchy Shenanigans…

  38. Ajax

    Surely she’s the 1st pretty girl who turned out to be a bitch ever to walk the planet

  39. Rhialto

    This is quite a nasty letter.These ‘crew members’ seem really to dislike her.

  40. Tim

    Not being funny, but the fact that you have replied in a derogative fashion obviously proves how jealous and spiteful you are. Whilst, yea, i probably wouldnt act like that if i had the opportunities and talent to be an actor, its quite rediculous, how you know you would want to live her life if you had the chance.

    Who cares if a few crew dont like her, and she comes out with aload of bollox, shes one of the hottest women in the world, she has millions in the bank. She obviously gets along with her transformers co star from media reports. She must have celebrity friends. Does it really matter if she rattles a few cages here and there?

  41. Nero

    I’d almost read between the lines;’for no prize in the world we’re willing to bang her’?! Somebody got hurt seriously.

  42. Parker

    Megan Fox is thankless? I’ll have you know that every night in my dreams, when I pull my weiner out of her tight, sweet ass, the first thing she always says to me is, thank you for the great anal sex baby.

    The second thing she always says is, Here’s the remote control. You sit back and relax while I go get that turkey sandwich I made for you then, as usual, I’ll leave until you call me again.

    Then Megan leaves and often, about an hour later, Anne Hathaway shows up demanding anal sex in exchange for the use of her credit cards and the rent she pays on my luxury penthouse apartment. For some reason, I can never say no to her.

  43. Gando

    Unless you’re an anybody’s friend.There ‘re always a few who may not like you.

  44. F*ck you back dude

    I am no Megan Fox fan by any means but whoever really wrote this letter (methinks it was Michael Bay while drunk or high) is a mega whinny bitch and a brown noser. Who the hell would pathetically write such a big ass letter just because Megan did not say hi to them or she did not go to little trips with them. Maybe they had the hots for her and she turn them down and now they want payback. They sound like fags with too much time in their hands and a chip on their shoulders. They should STFU and go back to masturbating to Megan Fox’s pictures because by the sound of them, you know they do it.

    • Hera

      Well, look who’s the little bitch here.

      Besides, face the fact. Most of the crew members are tired of her stuck-up personality. Maybe if she was nice, then this letter would not have existed.

      Besides, they were standing up for their director when Megan rudely commented about him being similar to Hitler.

  45. missywissy

    Meagan who? This chick is as forgetable as Heidi and Spencer (is Spencer and Brian Austin Greene best buds or something?).

    There’s lots of pretty girls, AND they can act. I’d like to see this gal, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, the Kardashian chicks, Britney Spears, any of these “reality star people”… the media should put them to bed for good, and give us the goods on some first rate celebs. I’m tired of these gals that got a bunch of surgery or made “stolen” sex videos and that’s how they got famous. This shit is getting old.

  46. missywissy

    oh, and that ring she is wearing looks straight from a 1960′s prop closet. The girl just tries too hard.

  47. Darth

    Who did she refuse to blow?! The all three of them?!

    • Jessica

      Probably! LOL!! It kills me to hear people constantly putting this young woman down. The envy is thinly veiled! If she was some nerdy looking simpleton, they would love and praise her constantly. But since she is a gorgeous young lady, the hate just keeps on coming. Don’t be jealous, she is not interested in your men.

  48. Galtacticus

    This is quite revealing! We’re looking forward to more letters like this from other film sets as well! Just throw it out!

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