Megan Fox does London

The Superficial / June 16, 2009

Megan Fox continues to invade foreign countries with her hotness, and apparently there’s been some ridiculous talk about her having a clubbed thumb. Let me ask you something: Will this thumb magically sprout wings and bat my penis away from her vagina? No? Then I don’t care if it’s secretly possessed by Hitler’s ghost. Case closed.

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