- “Teen Mom” Amber continues to win at life. [Popeater]
- Pink somehow is pregnant. “But.. but the penis,” people were heard saying. [Dlisted]
- Vin Diesel could totally nail Facebook if he wanted to. Totally. [Lainey Gossip]
- Renee Zellweger’s camel toe. — Why are those words in the same sentence? WHY? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Pamela Anderson’s cleavage just started a war with India. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mandy Moore is apparently still acting. I had no idea. [Popholic]
- Mischa Barton is still a sexy beast. Emphasis on beast. [IDLYITW]
- Cindy Crawford understands time-management. [StarPulse]
- Bristol Palin inspires feelings in others they themselves don’t understand. [The Fab Life]
- Emma Watson in a shitload of pictures. [BuzzFeed]
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Nice ‘date’ there, Vin
Oh yeah! I love BBW’s! Megan’s a little fatter than what I like, but she will do.
so what do you really like then?
No.
Please tell me you are kidding because if she’s a BBW then that means you like 10 year old anorexic boys.
She’s not fat, she’s just perfect!
Amazing shoes
Wait wtf? Fatter than what you like? That leaves children and Calista Flockhart…
Have a few fried chickens and then we’ll talk, Mary.
uh-huh. Oh I get it now, your right she is a hefer. What was I thinking.
you’re** God forbid.
It’s OK. I’m an Anonymous Internet Asshole, but being a grammar Nazi is too low a form for even me to assume.
Your a awesome person. And fat, too.
Absolutely postively no baby bump there.
In fact, she looks like she hasn’t had any solid food in the past 72 hours.
exactly. When was her last meal? 3 weeks ago?
Her pool boy is having the best day of his life schlepping around town with her & her bags.
Gee I wonder what he’s looking at.
whatever makes you feel good.
Fuckem ur post on portman did right by me.. :)
:D
That pic of Rene Zellweger has more Moose Knuckle than Camel Toe…
No toe there, too smooth, The drunken stepfather needs to bone up on his definitions. Heh, bone up. Pun not intended.
How the hell did Megan Fox start to look so Lindsay Lohan?
They could be sisters in this pic…
And I see her daily Brian Austin Green injections have her plumping up with the “Newlywed 25″.
Maybe they have the same plastic surgeon?
One look at that second chin on Megan tells me it is no coincidence that Brian Austin Green;s initials spell BAG.
His real name is Frian….
Fox may still exist but shes dead to me til she gets proper naked in a proper jerkoff mag. Sooo on borrowed time.
Lmao at the guy who shot up his tv when palin was “dancing”. I get that urge when robert goulet’s on. Thanguvermuch.
That dude has the stupidest grin on his face… can’t say I blame him, I’d probably be doing the same thing. Megan Fox is a foxy lady, not doubt about it.
mmm what a fuck stick
*drool*
I actually prefer the chick who’s Megan Fox 2.0; the chick that David Arquette fucked while separated from Courtney Cox. She’s a better looking, probably more talented version of Megan Fox…
if you think she is fat i woudl like to know what you think of average american sized women??/
Megan Fox still exists, How wonderful.
Know what she hears constantly now? Tickticktickticktickticktickticktick
I hope you are all joking with this fat shit. She is skinny as hell, You people are delusional. I am convinced most of the men on this site have never had a sexual experience with a real, living, breathing woman before. That is the only way most of your asinine comments could make sense.
Yup,she’s still one luscious morsel-as long as her first set of lips aren’t moving…
Whaaaat. Are you people blind? I’d love to be as “fat” as Megan Fox.
Those pants are really horrible though. jesus.
Can anyone tell me why on my work computer, as well as my home computer, anytime I click on Hollywood Tuna it only goes to October 26, article of Adriana Lima. It’s irritating as hell.
even hitting “home” at the top of their page… does nothing…
WHY?!
There is a perfectly rational and logical explanation, but nobody really likes you so they won’t let you in on the secret.
Sleep well…
I can see that, I can see that… I do spread a lot of hate and vitriol on here.
I will unlock this mystery one day…
Hit ctrl-F5 or delete your browser cache.
woot.
ha… nope didn’t work. I have tried that before… I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Megan is still Super hot.
Bristol will win . Great that will put some panties in a bunch .
Why do such people have to be the public face of my hometown [Anderson, IN.].
Oak Ridge, TN, ma’am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nothing gets a bunch of fat chicks’ panties in a twist than one dude calling Megan Fox fat.
Bravo, Georgio!
hahaha
Who’s the zit-faced douchebag with the v-neck t-shirt and stretch jeans?
Holy fuck… check out the tranny with Vin Diesel.
and who’s the zit-faced douchebag with Fox with the v-neck t-shirt and stretch jeans?
No one really cares about the Fox anymore.
Alot of her loyal fans care you a**hole!
I’m not a loyal fan but I think she’s one of the 5 hottest chicks in Hollywood. STILL Rellevant to my penis.
she looks much better now that she’s jobless and not acting.
megan wears also thongs like europeans as undewear.
THE UNITED STATES ARE OLD FASHIONED LIKE USUAL, folks!!
How this woman is turned looking like that?
Her swollen face is gross and she has a wonky eye too now
Ohhhh fuck off. She has a weird thumb so she’s ugly. she comes up to you in a bar you’d be drooling on yourself and unable to speak!!!
Megan: “Hi there, what are you drinking?”
You: “Hh hh h h h hnnnn nnn nnnnn nNNNN N NNN N NNNMMMMMMM NNNNNNNNNNAAAMMMMMMMMHHh hhhhhh h hh hh h h h hh”
WHOA!!She looks like Heidi Montag and that cat lady Jocelyn now,
GROSS and SCARY!!
Platform heels with those pants ?? Gross …
it’s over!
go away.
zzZZzzz
marry rich
or be a pornstar
It’s publicity stunt to get the attention,that’s why she all dressed up for the occasion.
totally useless and talentless,even her eyes are starting to disappear because of all that botox injections
Ohhhhh for fuck sakes listen to you people. ESPECIALLY THE MEN. Her face is too round, her eyes are crooked, her shoes don’t match her outfit. You’d all fuck her in a heartbeat. I can understand women criticizing her over her wardrobe, but men sitting there saying she’s washed up, ugly, a has been. Please. You are all fucking Kate Beckinsale or Charleze Theron look-a-likes at home I am sure. Unless you LIKE your women portly or pudgey, Megan Fox is just that a FOX.
Fuck it if she has talent, who CARES? Marilyn Monroe wasn’t the greatest of actresses but everyone wanted to plough her in her day. No one cared that she was talentless. Megan Fox is hot, she’s married to a douchebag (Austin Green) which gives the rest of us douchebags hope, she’s insane (and a lot of men like a woman who is a bit insane), she looks like she fucks like an animal, and she probably takes it up the poop hole. What MORE do you want ffs?
I think its time that you got over the fact that youre the only one here who still finds this woman sexy.
Holy shit. This is probably one of the most unflattering outfits ever. Is she trying to make herself look like a hobbit? Ugh this outfit makes me want to punch her in the face!
too many botox injections in her face make her look like a plastic doll,doesn’t look good to me
The dude has more “curves” than her. Seriously though, this chick is so fuckin’ overrated.
Look at those heels…5-6 inches, yet her legs and ass are still so average…
@Dante Calamaro
Are you trying to say Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet???
With that face and that short legs body???AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
C.Theron ok but Kate Beckinsale????AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Who are you kidding?Megan Fox is the most ordinary and average girl I’ve ever seen.You are probably the only one who thinks she’s hot or excessively beautiful,you are listening too much to the media.
Answering on your question,better,much better.
There are like plenty of hotter than Megan Fox women,naturally beautiful,not plastic like Megan Faux.AHAHAHAHAHA!!You changed my day lol!!!
I changed your day? You should change your spellcheck and your diapers.
At least Rosie Huntington has amazing body and killer legs but Megan AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Too bad this assistant dude is obviously gay. It totally ruins the sight gag going on here.
megan is a naturally fat girl,she is on diet now,that’s why she uses botox probably,if she gains all her normal weight she doesn’t need botox anymore.
hottie for sure
For a quasi-intelligent semi-human….she makes a great meat-popsicle.
The rest? Irrelevant. As is her career. You don’t see me with a tattoo of Darth Vader on my ass-cheek to prove I am a sheep, now do you?
Her legs are ridiculously short and her plastic face doesn’t get any better.