Taking time off from their usual weekly claim that Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt‘s baby, Star is reporting that Megan Fox is with child which I’m immediately going to say is bullshit because Reese Witherspoon already used all the pregnant in Hollywood. Via RadarOnline:
“They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.
However, it’s unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.”
If this story is true, which again, highly unlikely because it doesn’t involve Reese Witherspoon, Megan Fox is about to have really big breasts without becoming a walking circus tent. I’d say it’s practically a dream pregnancy, except in my dreams pregnant women can remove their bellies before sex and the baby ends up being an Xbox. It’s pretty magical.
Photos: Getty
Oh no! Another mistake!
Selena Gomez is pregnant!
I want to say she looks kinda pretty but her face is looking more and more mannaquin like.
Shotty on the placenta!!!
I know it must get old serving Placenta-Helper without the placenta but you need to be more patient.
I tried to pull out but I think a bit of my baby paste made it’s way in. :*(
I’d still do her! even while she’s giving birth…
She’s the fucking hottest hollywood celeb that I don’t give a shit about. To be that hot and for me to say, “Meh” says a lot about her public persona. Never met her before or even seen her in person but there it is, MEH.
Congratulation Megan. Who’s the father?
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Congrets. (really) Very considerate of her to wait until I didn’t care what she looked like. Now, to the possibility of another idiotic celeb baby name. Any suggestions?
You mean the pregnancy won’t interfere with the “shooting schedule” of her next movie? Oh, right , never mind.
That poor kid. It’s gonna be birthed by a crackwhore, racist bitch. Can’t Megan Fox just get brain cancer from all that plastic surgery done to her and die. Believe me, the world is better off without her. Michael Bay’s still successful honey. “Friends With Kids” failed. Now play in traffic like a good little retard.
How incredibly irresponsible. If she plays in traffic someone else might get injured.
“Friends With Kids failed.” Right. Because the seventh-listed actress playing a tertiary character is always responsible for the success or failure of a low-budget indie, right?
True. But she
True, she wasn’t highly billed. But the film still sucked, and so did she.
Nooooo… obviously she DIDN’T suck, hence the possible pregnancy!
You gonna keep it?
last night i actually had to convince a friend that Megan Fox was not in Transformers 3. He says, you mean 3, the one in 3D. I say yeah she thought she was an integral part of the series but as you have just proven, all Micheal Bay needed for that part was some lips, tits and legs… hmm LTL, we need to start using that.
Her toe thumb is looking well pedicured these days.
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I’d like to have her slide that thing into my ass while she blows me!
I think Megan Fox might be crazy enough to spit half digested food into her baby’s mouth. Bobby and Whitney are looking like better parents every day. Oh wait, their kid is engaged to her “brother”?
“They just found out and are incredibly excited…”
Meaning: “They’ve got it narrowed down to oral, vaginal, or anal sex that resulted in pregnancy. The couple plan on more testing to confirm.”
In my dreams I tell Megan Fox I can knock her up simply by squirting my genes into her tight butt before she goes to bed. She agrees but oddly each morning she has a miscarriage so she begs me to try again. I ask her to make me a turkey sandwich first after which I dutifully pork her ass. This goes on for a week or two till I get bored, then I tell herno normal chick has a miscarriage every morning so she must be barren so I’m dumping her. Of course I wait till after she makes my sandwich to tell her.
Only a turkey sandwich in your dreams?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!
a frozen face with duck lips is not attractive – what is wrong with this gal???
The more I think about this the more irritated I become. My bed linens aren’t even cold yet, and here she is having some other man’s baby.
Slut.
Imagine the stupidity growing up inside that womb. Anyone dumb enough to marry the guy she did has to be single cell life form dumb.
Well, hopefully, she’ll die during birth and the kid can be spared a miserable life.
Yikes, at first glance I thought this was Kim K.
What the fuck did she do to her face? She looks nothing like Megan Fox anymore. Move along people, nothing to see here.
I long for the megan fox of the olden days