Megan Fox Might Be Pregnant

March 28th, 2012 // 34 Comments
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Taking time off from their usual weekly claim that Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt‘s baby, Star is reporting that Megan Fox is with child which I’m immediately going to say is bullshit because Reese Witherspoon already used all the pregnant in Hollywood. Via RadarOnline:

“They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.
However, it’s unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.”

If this story is true, which again, highly unlikely because it doesn’t involve Reese Witherspoon, Megan Fox is about to have really big breasts without becoming a walking circus tent. I’d say it’s practically a dream pregnancy, except in my dreams pregnant women can remove their bellies before sex and the baby ends up being an Xbox. It’s pretty magical.

Photos: Getty


  1. A Girl

    Oh no! Another mistake!

  2. I want to say she looks kinda pretty but her face is looking more and more mannaquin like.

  3. Internet

    Shotty on the placenta!!!

  4. vandinz

    I tried to pull out but I think a bit of my baby paste made it’s way in. :*(

  5. Lynx

    I’d still do her! even while she’s giving birth…

  6. alex

    She’s the fucking hottest hollywood celeb that I don’t give a shit about. To be that hot and for me to say, “Meh” says a lot about her public persona. Never met her before or even seen her in person but there it is, MEH.

  7. Little Jimmy

    Congratulation Megan. Who’s the father?

  8. The Blue Pill

    Congrets. (really) Very considerate of her to wait until I didn’t care what she looked like. Now, to the possibility of another idiotic celeb baby name. Any suggestions?

  9. LJ

    You mean the pregnancy won’t interfere with the “shooting schedule” of her next movie? Oh, right , never mind.

  10. Jay

    That poor kid. It’s gonna be birthed by a crackwhore, racist bitch. Can’t Megan Fox just get brain cancer from all that plastic surgery done to her and die. Believe me, the world is better off without her. Michael Bay’s still successful honey. “Friends With Kids” failed. Now play in traffic like a good little retard.

  11. Just wondering

    You gonna keep it?

  12. Megan Fox Pregnant
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    last night i actually had to convince a friend that Megan Fox was not in Transformers 3. He says, you mean 3, the one in 3D. I say yeah she thought she was an integral part of the series but as you have just proven, all Micheal Bay needed for that part was some lips, tits and legs… hmm LTL, we need to start using that.

  13. Her toe thumb is looking well pedicured these days.


  14. dontkillthemessenger

    I think Megan Fox might be crazy enough to spit half digested food into her baby’s mouth. Bobby and Whitney are looking like better parents every day. Oh wait, their kid is engaged to her “brother”?

  15. “They just found out and are incredibly excited…”

    Meaning: “They’ve got it narrowed down to oral, vaginal, or anal sex that resulted in pregnancy. The couple plan on more testing to confirm.”

  16. Parker

    In my dreams I tell Megan Fox I can knock her up simply by squirting my genes into her tight butt before she goes to bed. She agrees but oddly each morning she has a miscarriage so she begs me to try again. I ask her to make me a turkey sandwich first after which I dutifully pork her ass. This goes on for a week or two till I get bored, then I tell herno normal chick has a miscarriage every morning so she must be barren so I’m dumping her. Of course I wait till after she makes my sandwich to tell her.

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  18. Megan Fox Pregnant
    Mama Pinkus
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    a frozen face with duck lips is not attractive – what is wrong with this gal???

  19. The more I think about this the more irritated I become. My bed linens aren’t even cold yet, and here she is having some other man’s baby.


  20. GhostofMegan'scareer

    Imagine the stupidity growing up inside that womb. Anyone dumb enough to marry the guy she did has to be single cell life form dumb.

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    Yikes, at first glance I thought this was Kim K.

  22. Megan Fox Pregnant
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    What the fuck did she do to her face? She looks nothing like Megan Fox anymore. Move along people, nothing to see here.

  23. Megan Fox Pregnant
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    I long for the megan fox of the olden days

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