Megan Fox Might Be Pregnant
Taking time off from their usual weekly claim that Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby, Star is reporting that Megan Fox is with child which I’m immediately going to say is bullshit because Reese Witherspoon already used all the pregnant in Hollywood. Via RadarOnline:
“They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.
However, it’s unlikely the Transformers actress will be going public with the news just yet, as the source says: “It’s still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members.”
If this story is true, which again, highly unlikely because it doesn’t involve Reese Witherspoon, Megan Fox is about to have really big breasts without becoming a walking circus tent. I’d say it’s practically a dream pregnancy, except in my dreams pregnant women can remove their bellies before sex and the baby ends up being an Xbox. It’s pretty magical.