Megan Fox Looks Thrilled With Her Life and Other News

April 21st, 2011 // 95 Comments

- Bradley Cooper doesn’t want to be Mr. Jennifer Aniston. [Popeater]

- Ethan Hawke might be in the market for a new nanny soon. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is still banging Mila Kunis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell just realized that she’s engaged to Dax Shepard. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heather Morris is dancing around in a leotard. [Huffington Post]

- Unfortunately, so is Jessica Simpson. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Time for another round of ‘Guess Who Has a Penis?’ [theCHIVE]

- And the answer is: Nobody on this list. [Bleacher Report]

- This is your brain on “white chocolate.” [BuzzFeed]

- Christine Tiegen is good at Twitter. [IDLYITW]

- But Hilary Duff missed the mark. [Popoholic]

- Dave Chappelle has apparently been working out the entire time he disappeared. [FilmDrunk]

- Mariah Carey says, “Fuck it,” to anymore pregnancies. [Starpulse]

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry seem to have this custody thing all worked out. [Celebslam]

- Coolio looks, uh, really badass. [Bossip]

- Chicks in bikinis using tools. It’s what raised Jesus. (Ha! See what I did there?) [Maxim]

- People want Rebecca Black dead. [FOX411]

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  1. Megan Fox
    brandon walsh
    Commented on this photo:

    wow. brenda walsh looks awesome. can’t wait for the Charmed Reunion.

  2. Mike

    I’m sick of the media machine trying to push Megan as some kind of once in a lifetime goddess…I really don’t see it. She can look good at times but lacks a youthful appearance and charming personality. Mila Kunis, Kristin Kreuk, even that Victoria Justice- these girls are beautiful without trying to be sexy in underwear ads and magazines every second. I see girls every day who could be Megan Fox…all hype.

  3. STFU

    She looks like a tranny.

  4. Captain Slappy

    I never did figure out who this third world, third string, bench-warming, punt-return bitch ever was anyway. She can’t be that old, and her tires are already fucking knotted up, coke-weathered, and needle-stabbed? Damn….I guess no-talent hacks burn out fast now…..lotta miles on that new engine! Looks like she has loose main bearings, wore-out wrist pins, and obviously, a cracked head with a leaking gasket….did I mention it sounds like she has a rod knockin’….FROM HERE?

    She fucking wobbles down the road when you ride her…….suicide ride INDEED. I WOULD wish her on my worst enemy.

  5. claire rochford

    i am a shemale with a huge dick

  6. KINDAREALLYAWESOME

    shes cold and stiff from all the work done on her face. jeez,

  7. Girl

    Perfect example of beauty with no brains. Fail.

  8. Doc Scweinstrudel

    -Oh what’s this smell of sweat and anger? Did you break up with her? Can I play my record?
    -Okay…
    *music starts*
    “Brian had sex
    with a very dumb girl
    Now he’s taking friend Stewie
    To buy some icecream”

  9. Megan Fox
    kaye
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks embalmed.

  10. Megan Fox
    kulit
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s kinda weird that she’s starting to look like Shannen Doherty… Brian’s ex (right?).

  11. kulit

    It’s kinda weird that she’s starting to look like Shannen Doherty… Brian’s ex (right?).

  12. Whatever

    She needs to eat, get a tan and stay out of the doctors office unless it’s to talk about getting something to eat. Not to mention the second she opened her mouth she wore out her welcome.

  13. Dali

    Let’s take bets on when this dishrag will commit suicide.

    I am giving here 2 more years. tops.

  14. Lisa

    She got another nose job.

  15. Wow

    i can t believe this insane people ! megan is beautiful, stop trying to find wrinkles or anything, quit being jealous of this woman beauty !!!.

    being beautiful doesn t mean everything ! the girl is a terrible actress, doesn t seem too smartm have the stupidest, ugliest tattoos but she s beautiful and in this shallow world, beauty is the only thing that matters

  16. Erica

    Megan, if you read this, I LOVE YOU! Ignore all the dumb comments. You are not just a beautiful face… you seem like you’re unique, funny, bold, and like you don’t give a f*ck. I love your attitude.
    P.S. I hope you try some more off-beat or comedic roles because I think you could not only pull it off, but be able to inject some of your own sense of humor into it. And if you’re not happy with Brian, leave him…

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