Megan Fox Looks Thrilled With Her Life and Other News

April 21st, 2011 // 95 Comments

- Bradley Cooper doesn’t want to be Mr. Jennifer Aniston. [Popeater]

- Ethan Hawke might be in the market for a new nanny soon. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is still banging Mila Kunis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell just realized that she’s engaged to Dax Shepard. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heather Morris is dancing around in a leotard. [Huffington Post]

- Unfortunately, so is Jessica Simpson. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Time for another round of ‘Guess Who Has a Penis?’ [theCHIVE]

- And the answer is: Nobody on this list. [Bleacher Report]

- This is your brain on “white chocolate.” [BuzzFeed]

- Christine Tiegen is good at Twitter. [IDLYITW]

- But Hilary Duff missed the mark. [Popoholic]

- Dave Chappelle has apparently been working out the entire time he disappeared. [FilmDrunk]

- Mariah Carey says, “Fuck it,” to anymore pregnancies. [Starpulse]

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry seem to have this custody thing all worked out. [Celebslam]

- Coolio looks, uh, really badass. [Bossip]

- Chicks in bikinis using tools. It’s what raised Jesus. (Ha! See what I did there?) [Maxim]

- People want Rebecca Black dead. [FOX411]

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  1. Mandy

    she needs to lay off the botox, shes younger than me and looks older ,lol

  2. Cedric vanden Penis

    She has an old lady neck. I’ve never seen anyone age so quickly. She should quit Hollywood and eat a couple cheeseburgers

    • Big Ass Bunny Feet

      I had the same thought. She does have an old lady neck. wtf?

    • chainsawbuzzkill

      Forget the neck–let’s discuss that jawline. Shiver.

    • isn’t there a cure for that sort of a thing? some kind of an injection or surgery? seriously, she’s rich, is there really nothing she can pay for to fix that?

      i’m wondering bc i have an old lady neck developing myself, and these pictures are starting to make me feel hopeless.

  3. no wonder mariah doesn’t want any more kids, you know what they spent already just on a fuckin nursery?? (must be nice)

    http://www.theboombox.com/2011/04/20/mariah-carey-spends-100-000-on-baby-nursery

  4. Reading is Sexy

    Anorexia is a hell of a drug.

  5. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Heidi
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sad, like she’s about to burst into tears. Wonder what’s wrong.

  6. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sad, like she’s about to burst into tears. Wonder what’s wrong.

  7. Queequeg

    Ugly tattoos.

  8. eatme

    douche

  9. Everyone is tired of Megan Fox…apparently even Megan Fox.

  10. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    he has grown tired of her.

  11. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s like he doesn’t want to touch her.

  12. Hugh Gentry

    her husband doesn’t even want to touch her. I smell divorce within the year.

    • wonder if anyone’s plotted a bell curve for showbiz marriages. it *feels* like 5 years or so is normal. that would infer 4 years til we see megan fox or katy perry finally go wild and release their nudes/upskirts

    • CHoc Donut

      It’s her fault for hooking up with that giant no career douche BAG. She easily could have got someone more A list. Instead she goes for love with what is probably a Scott Baio of the 90s using up all her hot years. How could he let her get knifed like she has in the last year? BAG will be out looking for someone new at the greyhound station, although he is good looking, although aging. Maybe he can swindle another starlet, but I doubt it.

  13. pillowbiteme

    Perhaps they should hire her to play Victoria Gotti instead of that other hag.

    I would look this depressed too if I were fucking David Silver from 90210. Losers!

  14. I’d like to offer The Superficial some constructive commentary. I absolutely LOATHE the format of these “…and other news” posts. Enough to motivate me to pull out the thesaurus and look up the words “loathe” and “thesaurus”.

    The comments are nearly indecipherable as nobody has any idea what comments go with what story. The “most important people” gallery format works much better for these multiple item posts.

  15. Lu

    She looks weird

    • ZigZagZoey

      Because she looks like her entire body shrunk except for her ginormous head. And her neck looks so bad because it’s trying not to bobble her head.

  16. DumbDumb

    She needs to lay off the drugs shes doing with, she looked like hell in those recent pics at the racetrack. Sideviews looked good, but others shes starting to look like a scag. What kind ofdrugs could make her look this bad so quickly?

  17. You’d think for a girl that acknowledged her whole career is based on her appearance, she’d take better care of it. Poor girl isn’t tired…she’s hungry.

    • Big Ass Bunny Feet

      She’s way overdoing the surgery. The first nosejob was great and the small amount of lip plumping but this has gone way too far. Look at all those fillers! She looks a bit freakish.

  18. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Commented on this photo:

    way to not get one good ass shot… >:-(

  19. Rough--guess who else is unzipped

    “People want Rebecca Black dead”

    Those people should redirect their anger toward you-tube. You can hardly look up a professional video without being bombarded with talentless geniuses producing videos from daddy’s savings. I mean have two channels one for pros and the other for people’s pets and wanna be Weird Al’s. The once promising tube is such a disappointment nowadays…

  20. Brian Austin Green is spending his vast Sarah Connor Chronicles fortune turning her into the 1992 model of Shannon Doherty.

  21. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the character range of drying paint.

  22. Zeke

    remember when this girl used to be hot???

    • Arzach

      Yes, and then she married the King of Doucheland and magically turned into that

    • V

      she ruined her looks. I wonder who was the master genius behind this stupid idea of messing with her face. i garantee these girls don’t get there by themselves.

  23. Maxim yet again shows they have the editorial talent of 13 year old boys

  24. what?

    she’s starting to look like rose mcgowan.

  25. Muffy the Lesbian

    Plastic surgeried catface.

  26. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    He doesn’t want to touch her? Really?! I’ll touch her. Alllll over. He can even watch if he wants, but only while tied up in the closet.

  27. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks thrilled to be there.
    Jaguar must not have ponied up the extra $$ for the “pretend enthusiasm for the product” clause in her personal appearance contract.

  28. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    bi chick
    Commented on this photo:

    They just had a fight because he caught us in bed together. OK fine, we were on the kitchen table. Or at least she was!

  29. Her face summarily describes her acting ability. She should go back to washing cars.

  30. Megan Fox
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    Has she been doing the GaGa body-mod thing? Her jaw looks far too pointy.

  31. Dan

    Honestly to me she doesn’t look like she is upset – she looks awkward. Maybe she doesn’t like parties.

  32. grdtre

    She looks like she’s having the time of her life.

  33. Megan Fox
    Lo
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch needs to eat something!

  34. John

    I can’t remember why so many found her so attractive at one point. Remind me?

    • V

      ’cause she was. whoever told her to get surgery was clearly conspiring against her. plus, she looks depressed lately :(

  35. Megan Fox
    chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    she lost way too much weight.

  36. jen

    man she looks sad, and really skinny. she was so hot and still could be again I think even though the plastic surgery kind of ruined her face. she needs to dump the fiance and gain some weight.

  37. anonym

    oops. money must be running out.

    and being married to austin green isn’t helping either.

    neither can find good jobs

  38. ohlawd

    She’s still very pretty (face-wise), but she’s definitely lost too much weight. :(

  39. Megan Fox
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tattoo looks like it’s fading…maybe she’s being going in for treatments to have it removed. She doesn’t look very happy in most of these pictures either, poor thing..

  40. the captain

    if you see this woman with no make up on………
    ……PICTURES OF “The Excorsist” COMES IN MIND.

  41. The look says “Yes, I was dumb enough to marry that guy”.

    Maybe Vanessa Marcil will take pity and help her out.

  42. Megan Fox
    roxtar1
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually like BAG post-90210 (a show I never watched),he hasn’t done much but I like what I’ve seen.I have a love/hate thing with Megan Fox.She’s pretty,but she’s about the worst actress since Madonna.But she’s been in some movies that I liked.So I have mixed feelings about her.Clearly,she has made some pretty dumb moves,starting with getting fired from the only movies she’s been in that actually made money.She wanted to be taken seriously as an actress (like Madonna) then the first thing she did after getting the boot from Michael Bay was go be an underwear model and playing a whore in a sci-fi western nobody saw.Yep,that’ll show ‘em.The 3 movies she’s working on right now look like duds.She seems likable enough as a person,so I’m not hating on her.She needs new management if she ever hopes to have a real career.

  43. V

    LONG COMMENT but I’ve been meaning to say this…bear with me.

    Not that I’m such an expert, though I do have a mother who dabbles with botox and such shit (enough to know that she’s learned how to do it right and make it actually look GOOD by only getting it done twice a year, and learning that anyone with the freeze face effect, like Megan and Nicole Kidman, means they’re doing it once every month, which is INSANE and incredibly dangerous) I can tell she got the botox-on-neck treatment that basically gives people a defined jawline and less “fat” on their faces to look more delicate and whatever. this procedure is kinda risky and crazy. compare old pictures and this is why megan’s chin looks weird, which many of you are commenting on.

    she seems to have gotten botox on her forehead and eyebrows, and of course around the eye area. notice how the temples look kind of…sunken? or sagging? that’s the effect of too much botox around that area. your muscle stops moving so it thins. she’s abusing botox.

    Isn’t she 24? this is TOO FUCKING MUCH. And gurl, you’re using BOTOX and all the while you’re neglecting your neck. use fucking sunscreen PERIOD. it’s cheap and it’s the best thing for your skin not that goddamned crap you’re paying a fortune in. you look STUPID.

    DO NOT USE BOTOX PEOPLE!

    • V

      Basically what I mean with this long ass comment is that botox has fucked with her face forever. she will never look like she used to even if she stops. she abused botox. dumbest idea ever.

      • Jessesgirl

        You called it – she’s gotten that botox contouring ‘liquid facelift’ thing. Your jaw doesn’t shrink that much from weight loss alone – she’s had botox in the masseter muscle and platysma for a more ‘contoured’ jaw and neck. She also got it around her brows/temples for that super arched look. It probably looked good at first but she started getting touch ups waaaay too often and now her whole face is paralysed and gaunt. Nicole Kidman also – she must be getting botoxed at least once every 1-3 months which is stupid – Bo actually lasts for 6-8 months.

      • Agreed, Megan should not even be thinking about all this shit, she’s just ruining her face for the future, what is she gonna do when she actually starts aging?

        I use to work in a plastic surgeon’s office & have seen the result of too much botox. Ppl would start getting that flattened zombie forehead with the droopy, angry eyebrows that so many celebs have (Nicole, Jenny Mcarthy, Marcia Cross) bc their muscles have atrophied & can’t support the skin & fat on their face anymore.
        Megan’s also abused filler in cheeks in the past and jaw implants to create that angled look, plus nose job, lips done etc, all so she can look like a plastic version of her old self.
        She’s still such a pretty girl but would have been so much better off laying off most that shit ( I actually like her lips) and actually taking care of her self through diet, exercise and sunscreen like girls in their 20′s should be doing.

  44. I don’t know why someone who’s already been proclaimed the hottest woman alive would start messing with perfection. I’m sure she’s gotten botox like you said, but it’s not the only thing that changed her appearance.

    She definitely had a nose job, which she didn’t need – this nose looks perfect, but kind of flattens her face, the old one wasn’t perfect, had a little bump, but it fit her face and she looked much better with it. She also seems to have been injecting her lips – also unnecessary, she never had very thin lips to begin with. And of course her getting overly skinny and pale makes a huge difference. Can’t blame it all on botox.

    She still looks good, but why shell out so much money to look worse than before?

  45. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    crys
    Commented on this photo:

    has she always been this frail looking? n pale not to mention

  46. Megan Fox
    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew botox could make you look older?

  47. Megan Fox
    Uhm
    Commented on this photo:

    What a skinny, depressing, sad little bitch. Drowning in Hollywood and botox and starvation. Dumb whore

  48. Megan Fox Brian Austin Green
    no
    Commented on this photo:

    She, looks, awful.

  49. Megan Fox
    whahwa
    Commented on this photo:

    nose job sucks

  50. Mandiqua

    i don’t see a wedding ring anymore

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