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she needs to lay off the botox, shes younger than me and looks older ,lol
She has an old lady neck. I’ve never seen anyone age so quickly. She should quit Hollywood and eat a couple cheeseburgers
I had the same thought. She does have an old lady neck. wtf?
Forget the neck–let’s discuss that jawline. Shiver.
isn’t there a cure for that sort of a thing? some kind of an injection or surgery? seriously, she’s rich, is there really nothing she can pay for to fix that?
i’m wondering bc i have an old lady neck developing myself, and these pictures are starting to make me feel hopeless.
no wonder mariah doesn’t want any more kids, you know what they spent already just on a fuckin nursery?? (must be nice)
http://www.theboombox.com/2011/04/20/mariah-carey-spends-100-000-on-baby-nursery
Anorexia is a hell of a drug.
She looks sad, like she’s about to burst into tears. Wonder what’s wrong.
She looks sad, like she’s about to burst into tears. Wonder what’s wrong.
Ugly tattoos.
I don’t know what she was thinking. Tattoos and body piercings are for fat chicks to get attention, on a hot chick it’s just sad.
Agreed
tattoos are also for ugly chicks who want to prove they have a personality.
douche
Everyone is tired of Megan Fox…apparently even Megan Fox.
he has grown tired of her.
it’s like he doesn’t want to touch her.
her husband doesn’t even want to touch her. I smell divorce within the year.
wonder if anyone’s plotted a bell curve for showbiz marriages. it *feels* like 5 years or so is normal. that would infer 4 years til we see megan fox or katy perry finally go wild and release their nudes/upskirts
It’s her fault for hooking up with that giant no career douche BAG. She easily could have got someone more A list. Instead she goes for love with what is probably a Scott Baio of the 90s using up all her hot years. How could he let her get knifed like she has in the last year? BAG will be out looking for someone new at the greyhound station, although he is good looking, although aging. Maybe he can swindle another starlet, but I doubt it.
Perhaps they should hire her to play Victoria Gotti instead of that other hag.
I would look this depressed too if I were fucking David Silver from 90210. Losers!
lindsay already got the part back.. (must suck a mean one!)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110420/en_nm/us_lindsaylohan
i take that back, it’s a diff role..
You got that right!
Good to see Linds getting back on that horse and giving blowies for parts again.
I’d like to offer The Superficial some constructive commentary. I absolutely LOATHE the format of these “…and other news” posts. Enough to motivate me to pull out the thesaurus and look up the words “loathe” and “thesaurus”.
The comments are nearly indecipherable as nobody has any idea what comments go with what story. The “most important people” gallery format works much better for these multiple item posts.
“she’s fat” or “he’s gay” pretty much go with any post.
…and let’s not forget “oh sure, but you won’t give Chris Brown a break! “
She looks weird
Because she looks like her entire body shrunk except for her ginormous head. And her neck looks so bad because it’s trying not to bobble her head.
She needs to lay off the drugs shes doing with, she looked like hell in those recent pics at the racetrack. Sideviews looked good, but others shes starting to look like a scag. What kind ofdrugs could make her look this bad so quickly?
hmm it *was* 420 yesterday..
Hey dude, c’mon. Do not blame the weed for her highnesse’s granny neck.
Honestly? I think she’s sick (not drug sick) and not telling anyone. She’s aged 15 years in the last 3 years.
The drug is called BOTOX. It’s a real trip, the rush is incredible. Much better than bath salts. I highly recommend it, hold it in for a count of 20 and then let it rip.
You’d think for a girl that acknowledged her whole career is based on her appearance, she’d take better care of it. Poor girl isn’t tired…she’s hungry.
She’s way overdoing the surgery. The first nosejob was great and the small amount of lip plumping but this has gone way too far. Look at all those fillers! She looks a bit freakish.
way to not get one good ass shot… >:-(
“People want Rebecca Black dead”
Those people should redirect their anger toward you-tube. You can hardly look up a professional video without being bombarded with talentless geniuses producing videos from daddy’s savings. I mean have two channels one for pros and the other for people’s pets and wanna be Weird Al’s. The once promising tube is such a disappointment nowadays…
Brian Austin Green is spending his vast Sarah Connor Chronicles fortune turning her into the 1992 model of Shannon Doherty.
was thinking that too, and not a bad idea she was quite pretty
I’ve been trying to turn my girlfriend into Gabrielle Carteris for years, I love me some Andrea.
fa-gote
She has the character range of drying paint.
remember when this girl used to be hot???
Yes, and then she married the King of Doucheland and magically turned into that
she ruined her looks. I wonder who was the master genius behind this stupid idea of messing with her face. i garantee these girls don’t get there by themselves.
Maxim yet again shows they have the editorial talent of 13 year old boys
she’s starting to look like rose mcgowan.
Plastic surgeried catface.
He doesn’t want to touch her? Really?! I’ll touch her. Alllll over. He can even watch if he wants, but only while tied up in the closet.
She looks thrilled to be there.
Jaguar must not have ponied up the extra $$ for the “pretend enthusiasm for the product” clause in her personal appearance contract.
They just had a fight because he caught us in bed together. OK fine, we were on the kitchen table. Or at least she was!
Her face summarily describes her acting ability. She should go back to washing cars.
Has she been doing the GaGa body-mod thing? Her jaw looks far too pointy.
Honestly to me she doesn’t look like she is upset – she looks awkward. Maybe she doesn’t like parties.
She looks like she’s having the time of her life.
Bitch needs to eat something!
I can’t remember why so many found her so attractive at one point. Remind me?
’cause she was. whoever told her to get surgery was clearly conspiring against her. plus, she looks depressed lately :(
she lost way too much weight.
man she looks sad, and really skinny. she was so hot and still could be again I think even though the plastic surgery kind of ruined her face. she needs to dump the fiance and gain some weight.
oops. money must be running out.
and being married to austin green isn’t helping either.
neither can find good jobs
She’s still very pretty (face-wise), but she’s definitely lost too much weight. :(
Her tattoo looks like it’s fading…maybe she’s being going in for treatments to have it removed. She doesn’t look very happy in most of these pictures either, poor thing..
if you see this woman with no make up on………
……PICTURES OF “The Excorsist” COMES IN MIND.
The look says “Yes, I was dumb enough to marry that guy”.
Maybe Vanessa Marcil will take pity and help her out.
I actually like BAG post-90210 (a show I never watched),he hasn’t done much but I like what I’ve seen.I have a love/hate thing with Megan Fox.She’s pretty,but she’s about the worst actress since Madonna.But she’s been in some movies that I liked.So I have mixed feelings about her.Clearly,she has made some pretty dumb moves,starting with getting fired from the only movies she’s been in that actually made money.She wanted to be taken seriously as an actress (like Madonna) then the first thing she did after getting the boot from Michael Bay was go be an underwear model and playing a whore in a sci-fi western nobody saw.Yep,that’ll show ‘em.The 3 movies she’s working on right now look like duds.She seems likable enough as a person,so I’m not hating on her.She needs new management if she ever hopes to have a real career.
LONG COMMENT but I’ve been meaning to say this…bear with me.
Not that I’m such an expert, though I do have a mother who dabbles with botox and such shit (enough to know that she’s learned how to do it right and make it actually look GOOD by only getting it done twice a year, and learning that anyone with the freeze face effect, like Megan and Nicole Kidman, means they’re doing it once every month, which is INSANE and incredibly dangerous) I can tell she got the botox-on-neck treatment that basically gives people a defined jawline and less “fat” on their faces to look more delicate and whatever. this procedure is kinda risky and crazy. compare old pictures and this is why megan’s chin looks weird, which many of you are commenting on.
she seems to have gotten botox on her forehead and eyebrows, and of course around the eye area. notice how the temples look kind of…sunken? or sagging? that’s the effect of too much botox around that area. your muscle stops moving so it thins. she’s abusing botox.
Isn’t she 24? this is TOO FUCKING MUCH. And gurl, you’re using BOTOX and all the while you’re neglecting your neck. use fucking sunscreen PERIOD. it’s cheap and it’s the best thing for your skin not that goddamned crap you’re paying a fortune in. you look STUPID.
DO NOT USE BOTOX PEOPLE!
Basically what I mean with this long ass comment is that botox has fucked with her face forever. she will never look like she used to even if she stops. she abused botox. dumbest idea ever.
You called it – she’s gotten that botox contouring ‘liquid facelift’ thing. Your jaw doesn’t shrink that much from weight loss alone – she’s had botox in the masseter muscle and platysma for a more ‘contoured’ jaw and neck. She also got it around her brows/temples for that super arched look. It probably looked good at first but she started getting touch ups waaaay too often and now her whole face is paralysed and gaunt. Nicole Kidman also – she must be getting botoxed at least once every 1-3 months which is stupid – Bo actually lasts for 6-8 months.
Agreed, Megan should not even be thinking about all this shit, she’s just ruining her face for the future, what is she gonna do when she actually starts aging?
I use to work in a plastic surgeon’s office & have seen the result of too much botox. Ppl would start getting that flattened zombie forehead with the droopy, angry eyebrows that so many celebs have (Nicole, Jenny Mcarthy, Marcia Cross) bc their muscles have atrophied & can’t support the skin & fat on their face anymore.
Megan’s also abused filler in cheeks in the past and jaw implants to create that angled look, plus nose job, lips done etc, all so she can look like a plastic version of her old self.
She’s still such a pretty girl but would have been so much better off laying off most that shit ( I actually like her lips) and actually taking care of her self through diet, exercise and sunscreen like girls in their 20′s should be doing.
I don’t know why someone who’s already been proclaimed the hottest woman alive would start messing with perfection. I’m sure she’s gotten botox like you said, but it’s not the only thing that changed her appearance.
She definitely had a nose job, which she didn’t need – this nose looks perfect, but kind of flattens her face, the old one wasn’t perfect, had a little bump, but it fit her face and she looked much better with it. She also seems to have been injecting her lips – also unnecessary, she never had very thin lips to begin with. And of course her getting overly skinny and pale makes a huge difference. Can’t blame it all on botox.
She still looks good, but why shell out so much money to look worse than before?
has she always been this frail looking? n pale not to mention
Who knew botox could make you look older?
What a skinny, depressing, sad little bitch. Drowning in Hollywood and botox and starvation. Dumb whore
She, looks, awful.
nose job sucks
i don’t see a wedding ring anymore