Megan Fox Looks Thrilled With Her Life and Other News

By: Photo Boy / April 21, 2011

- Bradley Cooper doesn’t want to be Mr. Jennifer Aniston. [Popeater]

- Ethan Hawke might be in the market for a new nanny soon. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is still banging Mila Kunis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kristen Bell just realized that she’s engaged to Dax Shepard. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heather Morris is dancing around in a leotard. [Huffington Post]

- Unfortunately, so is Jessica Simpson. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Time for another round of ‘Guess Who Has a Penis?’ [theCHIVE]

- And the answer is: Nobody on this list. [Bleacher Report]

- This is your brain on “white chocolate.” [BuzzFeed]

- Christine Tiegen is good at Twitter. [IDLYITW]

- But Hilary Duff missed the mark. [Popoholic]

- Dave Chappelle has apparently been working out the entire time he disappeared. [FilmDrunk]

- Mariah Carey says, “Fuck it,” to anymore pregnancies. [Starpulse]

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry seem to have this custody thing all worked out. [Celebslam]

- Coolio looks, uh, really badass. [Bossip]

- Chicks in bikinis using tools. It’s what raised Jesus. (Ha! See what I did there?) [Maxim]

- People want Rebecca Black dead. [FOX411]

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