Megan Fox Apparently Owns Frederick’s of Hollywood Now

When we last left Megan Fox, she was sensing the ghost of Chelsea Handler’s aborted fetus, so naturally she’s the type of businesswoman you want at head of your company. PEOPLE reports:

But the actress has found a way to turn her international bombshell status into yet another lucrative money-making opportunity, signing on with lingerie brand Frederick’s of Hollywood as their new brand ambassador, stakeholder, and creative partner.
It was announced on Wednesday that “Earth’s hottest girl,” as Maxim once called her, will be teaming up with the underpinnings purveyor that was purchased back in April for $22.5 million by Authentic Brands Group after filing for bankruptcy. But Fox won’t just be snapping some pretty pictures for the company, she’s also been granted a stake in its ownership, as well as the freedom to exert some creative direction over the brand’s designs.

Megan Fox: Brand Ambassador Office – Frederick’s of Hollywood

“Have a seat, Megan Fox. I’ve been looking forward to talking to you.”
“Thank you, Megan Fox. I’m just happy to be here.”
“So, I’ll get right down to it, Megan Fox. These numbers aren’t good, but I think we can turn them around by seeing – and I want to put this delicately – a little more of Megan Fox.”
“What are you saying, Megan Fox?”
“Tits, Megan Fox. We need to see more of your tits.”
“I’m not sure I’m comfortable with this, Megan Fox.”
“Megan Fox, you knew what this was. I never took you as the kind of woman who’d feign ignorance. Why just the other day you told me how aliens secretly built the pyramids.”
“And I thanked you for believing me, Megan Fox, but I don’t see what that has to do with my brea- did you just sense that?”
“Aborted fetus! *hops on desk* EW EW EW! We’ll wrap this up later, Megan Fox!”
“Megan Fox, is it in my hair?!”

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