Megan Fox is Midriffy
Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you
mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of stray cats, yet here they are laying on the floor next to you smoking cigarettes. “Two pump chump,” your ex-girlfriends used to say. Well, look at you now. masturbate into a sock like a normal person.