Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of stray cats, yet here they are laying on the floor next to you smoking cigarettes. “Two pump chump,” your ex-girlfriends used to say. Well, look at you now. masturbate into a sock like a normal person.
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I guess her new husband doesn’t feel she needs to eat anything but his jizz.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 10:09 am
you say it like it’s a bad thing
ugottabekidding | July 29, 2010 at 11:24 am
Well, I’m sure David Silver doesn’t think it’s a bad thing, but a girl simply cannot live on jizz alone. Those are just the facts. LOL
pl0xy | July 28, 2010 at 2:51 pm
So over it. Can we have some more pics with the new Transformers girl pl0x?
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Of anyone else! Pleeeeaaaaassssseeee!
Bunny Foofoo | July 28, 2010 at 8:45 pm
yes, new xformers girl pix instead please.
gekkegerard | July 29, 2010 at 4:54 am
She does have a transformers t-shirt on, i think she still wants to be in the picture as the “transformer” girl.
wep | July 29, 2010 at 10:07 am
Its a VOLTRON shirt, not transformers! heck ya!
gogo | July 28, 2010 at 2:52 pm
there goes my chance to be firrst
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Sorry gogo. If I could swap with you, I would. :)
gogo | July 28, 2010 at 8:18 pm
hmm, GREAT!! finally somebody with a sense of compassion! And how can we arrange that?!
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 8:44 pm
I wish I knew, hun. If you manage to figure it out, lemme know, and I’ll hook you up. lol
gogo | July 29, 2010 at 8:14 am
:)))
salty dog | July 28, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Voltron was waaaaaaaay better than transformers anyway. See all the a’s?
ugottabekidding | July 28, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Only the one with the lions. The one with the cars was lame. lol
Ron Burgandy's ballsack | July 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm
And the 3 robots was forgettable.
Viv | July 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm
gee, you guys don’t miss a thing
kid ROUGH | July 28, 2010 at 3:00 pm
I wonder how the career will turn out, since the illusion of availability is gone.
Cardinal Fang | July 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm
She’ll be single in a year.
Anonymous | July 29, 2010 at 10:05 am
Doubt it. She goes back to BAG every chance she gets. The other guys in-between were just to get him jealous. Now she owns him.
FrankNfrtr | July 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Never been cuter. Matrimony seems to agree with Foxy.
Now get out there and hustle up some modeling & endorsement gigs.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
god i love a sexy tummy. but that waistline tat fuckin kills it for me. sorry megs ur no jillian anymore
meghanFOXX | July 28, 2010 at 3:44 pm
1. She’s hot
2. She is kinda funny…throwing on the Voltron T as a slam against Transformers.
3. She can wash my car anyday
SATAN | July 28, 2010 at 4:02 pm
I’m not so sure the shirt is on purpose… especially in conjunction with the jeans, there’s at least a little suspicion that she might’ve just got done fucking a 9th-grader last night and this is her walk of shame.
Jonathan Anus-Hole | July 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm
As if she is smart enough to slam transformers with a voltron shirt.
hit those tats with a belt sander and I would eat BAG’s spunk out of her cooter.
Jen | July 29, 2010 at 2:03 pm
BAHAHAA
refried | July 28, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Holy shit is that Other Guys ad annoying. Fish, bring back the one with the beaten bloody seals. At least that was worth a chuckle or two.
stinky mcpoop | July 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Don’t look down Megan, you just might trample all over what’s left of your career.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 28, 2010 at 4:58 pm
hate to think it but you know ur careers in the shitter when your pic gets a tenth of the comments as that disgusting pig snooki
lulz | July 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm
i thought that whole crappy “raver” look was in the past
Turd Ferguson | July 28, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Hard to tell, but does her big toe resemble a finger by chance?
anonym | July 28, 2010 at 7:48 pm
glasses make her look smrt
Anonymous | July 29, 2010 at 10:06 am
However, her interviews prove that she’s an idiot.
Burt | July 28, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Do you need anymore proof that what we’ve got here is a cute girl that’s famous because we’ve been manipulated by the media into thinking she’s far more attractive than the cute girls you pass everyday on the street?
hellokittylover | July 28, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Love her hip bones..my hip bones only stick when laying down..super jealous her, but anyways..she looks cute.
Grace | July 28, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Uhh..ok, wait. Is she wearing a Transformers shirt? Like, one that’s meant for little boys?
Burt | July 29, 2010 at 12:37 am
Her regular t-shirts are equally small, trust me. She has the same frame as my wife. I always tease my wife about how her t-shirts end up in our 6 year-old’s drawer.
Grace | July 28, 2010 at 9:49 pm
My bad, shoulda read the comments first. Still a little boy’s shirt, tho.
timmy the dying boy | July 28, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Who cares? She’s yesterday’s news; in five years she’ll be begging Playboy to take her picture.
fail | July 28, 2010 at 11:18 pm
what a tasty damn morsel
captain america | July 29, 2010 at 12:27 am
this woman is conciddered as a celebrity?
JP | July 29, 2010 at 4:30 am
Yeah, maybe she’s a little overrated but she’s still hot and attractive. Like any of you wouldn’t put it in her! She’s got a smokin’ body and always dresses “cute”, which I like. She actually seems pretty down to earth.
MeganFoxCanSuckMyKnife | July 29, 2010 at 6:48 am
Megan Fox is disgusting. She was hot in the first Transformers movie, but now she’s just revolting. She looks like the kind of thing Christina Aguilera scrapes from her armpit just before her weekly hosing.
Phil McCracken | July 29, 2010 at 8:02 pm
I don’t remember her being hot in the Transformers movie. I remember her being orange, but not hot.
MeganFoxCanSuckMyKnife | July 30, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Hotter than she is now.
hotstuff | July 29, 2010 at 8:59 am
This lady is very hot to me. I would love a chance with her. Maybe I ca meet her on getiton .com/go /g1117649
Anonymous | July 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
Megan is a lot hotter when she dresses down and STFU.
Put her in the spotlight and she wears too much makeup, stupid looking dresses, pretends to be lesbian and is good for at least a couple WTF? quotes.
OMG | July 29, 2010 at 10:22 am
Seriously Anonymous? Dressed down as opposed to dressed up?
That’s like curing AIDS with cancer.
Nameless | July 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm
R U Megan? Because what you just posted makes absolutely no sense.
What you just said is like starting a Camaro with a Mustang’s key.
joho777 | July 29, 2010 at 10:20 am
Megan still doesn’t quite look like Angelina Jolie, she needs more surgery. AND Megan should muscle up a little more.
That’s sad considering how skinny Angelina is.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 10:31 am
aint nothin wrong with megan cept how she desicrated her skin. tats are for bikers, sailors, and misfits, but not hotties
Apostate | July 29, 2010 at 1:56 pm
My eyelids are getting heavier by the second….Next!
katie | July 29, 2010 at 2:15 pm
I’m kinda over megan fox, she’s way too skinny now and white. next hottie
kvengeance | July 30, 2010 at 4:48 am
she needs to stop dressing in the little boys section.
Melody | July 30, 2010 at 8:25 am
This girl is so trashy that it’s pathetic. Let me tell you about “Megan Fox” – she’s nothing but your typical porn girl stock who happened to get an escort gig with the right guy which led to the Transformers gig.
For God’s sake, this piece of garbage hang out with that porn girl Jenna haze – enough said.
Brian will turn her in for a new model in about 2 years tops.