Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin like goddamn Aliens, Megan Fox is probably gonna lose another pound swimming allowing everyone to catch the serial number.
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum…
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Cute bathing suit!!!!
washed up!! This is shocking!!!!
I saw better at my all you can eat buffet last night…in MY PANTS!!
implants.. Please!! Or you will get old quick… Pass On TFormers 3, OK?? Yeah, you are all that, keep dreaming……………..
Odette Yustman, in T3.. You wouldn’t have noticed except she is Hotter!!
First!
fat bitch
I get that you don’t like her,I don’t like her that very much too,but to call her fat is plain ridiculous.If she lose more weight she actually risks to disappear!
Sarcasm
Are you really so stupid that you are unable to detect the most blatant sarcasm?
I guess I was stupid enough to comment when I felt crabby but I can detect sarcasm usually as I also can detect that you think I am ‘that stupid’ with no sarcasm left :D that is ok,I can be that stupid for a day or two :)
i think nonminti is new. i don’t like her already…
oh play nice kids, lets pick on the rich and famous, not each other
nonminti are you cinnamonny if you aren’t minty?
bullies,leave me brat just be :)
I’m not being qa bully, I’m curious about .. how … you taste … hahahahaha
I guess Megan Fox photos up there gives a strange effect :D
She looks terrible.
i thought she had bigger boobs
There are parts of me that I would like to put in parts of her, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t get these parts back out.
Wow, I normally never thing girls are too skinny, but this is a first, she lost too much weight.
I think her body is perfect. If she gained another ten lbs, it would still be perfect.
Agreed. She may be a terrible actress who can’t keep her mouth shut when it matters, but her body is AHmazing, with or without the weight loss. Let’s just hope she doesn’t go all Tori Spelling on us.
She’s beautiful. And, agreed, even if she gained 10 or 15 pounds, she’d still be physically something to behold.
You meant “her body is ‘perfect’. but if she gained another 10 lbs, it would be PERRRRRFFFFEECCCCTTTT!”
You scare me! I am keeping my 10 year old son away from you because she has no curves like a real women that eats real food! Also her Tats are a joke who thinks that she should be in any movie that requires clothes and isn’t rated XXX, she also wouldn’t need to keep her mouth shut or be fired like on her last movie.
Give her a sandwich. please.
Amen to that, Put her in another Michael Bay film so he can yell at her for losing too much weight then she can bitch about how he made her eat this stuff called food, when her cocaine and Redbull diet was sufficient in her eyes.. haha
A sandwich would be a good thing; however, she’s “I don’t eat” skinny not “I work out and am athletic” skinny.
without the implants she’d look like Rupert Grint with long dark hair.
In other words, STILL hot!!
I’d eat that ass!
white trash tattooed whore.
petite girls need to accept that no matter how small the implants are, they will still look out of place..
that being said, there are worse boob jobs and she def doesn’t look terrible
Megan Fox: Proof that it is indeed possible to talk your way right out of a million dollar career. Maybe if her mouth had been more full of BAG’s cock then her dumbass opinions, this bitch wouldn’t be starving right now.
Pretty damn funny. Nice way of working in the Skellator frame.
Did you like Transformers 2?
hawt body, but those tats are a big turn off :(
what a porker
So true Megan….eating IS over-rated :|
Anorexia is cool these days for sure, she is super cool
why the hell are you posting the same thing under every picture?
there is more than one melissa I posted twice but thanks for noticing my name!
No way! There can’t possibly be more than one Melissa!!! And YES, she looks fug as hell. Go get a sammich!
melissa is jealous
NO!!! It might eat her…
where am her boobers?
She had a tummy tuck. Nice scaring at the hips and the unnatural slit belly button. I am a surgeon, we know these things when we see it. A real botched job, too.
No you aren’t.
What you are, is a liar, and quite possibly male.
And a cunt. You are also a cunt.
and let’s not forget that the word “botched” can only be used when talking about Tara Reid or Joan Rivers.
lol!
I thought so too. I’m not a surgeon. But many of these abdomens start to look molded out of clay like that Adobe car skit from SNL back in the late 80s.
Joan Rivers, like Sarah Silverman, is a nasty and disgusting pig and please don’t bring her name up again too close to CHRISTmas.
Yeah I said C H R I S T.
Anyway, Megan is a goddess. Period.
Normally when men look at beautiful women they compliment them. I guess you guys are girls and faggots. Or studs (!). Yeah. Right.
It’s called an eating disorder. Yuck.
Thats the way her belly button looks; its obvious she HASN’T had any plastic surgery other than her boobs (which look very natural btw). I hate it when girls get implants that are too big.
yea… all surgeons start there day with the Superficial… gimmie a break!!!!
Pfft, no she didn’t! People who have gotten tummy tucks have flat but shapeless stomachs with no muscle definition like J-Woww and Kate Gosselin.
Wow you’re right! I had a tummy tuck, and yeah…those are the scars. It wasn’t “botched,” it healed so well that it’s hard to even notice. She must have been fat once, why else would she need that
She looks far better without all the makeup. However, there is nothing attractive about a woman on a militant diet who refuses to enjoy herself once in a while. Ultimately, it just says to me she hates herself and is dumb enough to believe people will believe she’s more talented or interesting if she’s rail thin. Which in fact, makes her just another completely uninteresting sheep.
that gal needs a sandwich and those tattoos are HIDEOUS
I suspect, that in the unlikely event that I were allowed to give her a fuck, that it would increase the width of her torso by 10-15% and cause a really quite visible bulge around her pubic area.
I want to do this thing.
Not only do you sound like an idiot when you spew your political bullshit on here, but you also have no concept of tits because there is nothing there that indicates implants. Did someone else use to run this site? Because the quality of writing has collapsed like a trade center.
I think it is you, sir, who sounds like an idiot.
“You sir” Any minutes now someone’s going to challenge another to a duel….
her tits are real, i agree. just because all the fat dudes who read this website don’t personally know any thin females with tits, doesn’t mean thin females with tits can’t be real. i’m female, 5’7”, 115, size 2 jeans, 26 inch waist, b cups… which is prob bigger than what megan fox has. it’s called eating healthy as well as working out, computer douches. put down your keyboards and dorito’s you fat fxcks, then maybe you can interact with females who look like this. they really aren’t that hard to find.
Finally! Another slim female! I’m the same size and these idiots think we don’t exist without throwing up any meal that touches our lips.
both of you are making me sick. please stop.
You’re right… insecure skanks ARE a dime a dozen!
To thank you and CHill-
Finally some normal chicks who read this!! I agree with you completely. You know these dudes talk shit but really masturbate to these pics while crying because they will NEVER get a girl this hot.
You’re 5’7″, 115 lbs with a 26″ waist? WOW you’re built like a young tree, no fucking waist. HAHA! Loser
no, it’s more like she has implants because they used to be flat, saggy and gross. then she lost more weight, but her boobs were miraculously bigger, round and firm.
tits or no tits pretty or not not all men judge women by the size of there tits im a average male 5 10 and around 170 i look at a womans smile how she acts talks and how she handles the way her day went also how she talks to other peopple
all good pics except the one. need to edit out that DB. Adobe should come up with a photoshop filter to automatically take out DB’s like redeye.
It’s like that special moment when a deer spots the hunter right before the shot, then pulls its swim trunks down a little just so you can see it shaves its junk, and tells its doe to grab her ass and look constipated. Special.
LMAO!
What? Is she trying to look like the Coppertone Girl or something? Jeezis. And she’s totally overdoing it with the “knees together, feet apart” ersatz awkward adolescent pose. And i DO mean POSE…
Women need to grow UP and quit trying to remain teenage-y girls into their fucking 20s/30s/40s…it’s not cute/sexy…it’s weird and lame…
plz true DAT =]
She’s obviously a bit too skinny, but other than that, I think she looks pretty good here. An added bonus is she really doesn’t look like Megan Fox in the face at all, aka natural. But what the hell is she grabbing her ass for in every single picture?
Since she has been guilty of talking out her ass…she is trying to keep her mouth shut!
any american who thinks this a hot body………..AIN’T AN AMERICAN, folks!!
Yeah, I suppose in your eyes the ideal american body can be found sitting in front of Geno’s Philly Steak Sandwich bar, munching on a cheesesteak and fries while her ass takes up 2 whole seats and whose tits rest on the table from under her grease stained white T-shirt. I guess the measure of a beautiful body to you ‘Mr. Speaks for all of America’ is a woman who is 60 pounds overweight but has big floppy grotesque tits. As long as she has tits it doesn’t matter right?
Go milk a cow, they have 4 – 6 nipples, you should LOVE that …
Dante …..you have a point .
Dante takes it up the but from other men…
soooo funny and so accurately portrayed
What? Is she trying to look like the Coppertone Girl or something? Jeezis. And she’s totally overdoing it with the “knees together, feet apart” ersatz awkward adolescent pose. Shyly holding/hiding her ass. Hair misfitedly covering half her face like Violet Parr / Veronica Lake…give me a break…
Women need to grow UP and quit trying to remain teenage-y girls into their fucking 20s/30s/40s…it’s not cute/sexy…it’s weird and lame…
I lol’d
“She has the face of Ava Gardner and the body of a Saigon hooker. So put a bag over the body and do your business.”
FUCK THIS SITE AND ALL THE SPAM THAT’S ON IT.
So Megan likes to pee while standing up.
I’m not American but I think she has some serious body and face issues too.
She is starving herself to have flat stomach because she is naturally much fatter and injecting botox so her face won’t look droopy because of too much weight loss. All of this because she is insecure and doesn’t have to offer anything else.
Plastic, anorexic, talentless trying too hard to stay relevant with photo ops, kinda sad.
Meh…she’s dieted away her tits. Rest of her looks pretty good
let it go, my parents told me too, that the water will change its color, but I tried, it is not true ;-)
I gotta say, I’m kind of disappointed by these.
While I’m not freakishly obsessed with MF, like everyone else seems to be, I’ve always thought she was still pretty hot (even if she’s a stupid bitch), but she’s not looking all that great here.
Did her tits get…smaller? I guess so. What a shame.
Tits are fat. Lose weight = smaller tits. Big tits usually = fat body. This is why I don’t like huge tits, they are usually either attached to some fat bitch or some insecure plastic loser like Heidi Montag or the millions of other wanabe barbie dolls out there. Unless you are some freak of nature, who has a nice toned body and biggish tits, but such things are rare. Check out the olympics or female sports.
That’s not true.
jon knows nothing about tits
Jon is absolutely right and i think i just fell in L-O-V-E!
Jon is correct. Breasts are made up of fat tissue. Some women are blessed with large breasts and small waistlines but usually the size of a womans breasts correlates to the overall fat content on a woman’s body, which is why female weight trainers and body builders lose their breasts. That is a FACT. Now, I would rather be with a woman who had small breasts but had proper proportions or was a little thin than be with a a woman who had gigantic breasts matched with a gigantic ass, big round belly and cottage cheese thighs. Fox is thin in these pictures and I think she’s smokin hot. I wouldn’t be fucking her for her pesonality anyhow.
Unless you’re a Biomedical Major you should keep your mouth shut and leave the “facts” to the real intellectuals. Mammary glands and their size have nothing to do with how fat/thin a person is. It has to do with how and where the body chooses to store that fat, it’s all genetics you douchebag.
Aaaaactually, breasts are made of glands, connective tissues, fatty tissue, and muscle. When women lose a lot of weight, a lot of the fat from their breasts will disappear, but their natural breast tissue will remain. I’ve known girls who were in very good shape and very toned who had huuuuge titties. It’s a beautiful thing.
WHY don’t you all like fat bottoms? Y’all have no idea what yer missin, LOSERS
And most of them bought those “beautiful things.”
Eat a SAMMICH!!
I dunno. She doesnt look skinny to me. Thin yeah, but not skinny. Unnaturally thin tummy but kinda flabby arms. Either a lack of weight training or some lipo here… or just a weeeiird shape. Still, all her fat’s on her arms.
My guess now is that she was once a lot fatter. That would explain why she’d get a tummy tuck and why her arms are flabby like that (the loose skin never fully goes away).
So what? Lara Flynn Boyle got some tattoos. Big deal.
Ha ha, that made me laugh!
Too thin if you ask me
That’s a body built for sin. The tats, not so appealing.
“Hey…how’d my ankles get down there again?”
She is beautiful despite the tats. All she needs is to gain a pound or 2.
She should come on over and help me with holiday cookies. We could sit around & bite the heads off all these gingerbread men.
Butterbody?
love that haha…
LMAO
I’d use her vagina as a tongue warmer.
So is the fish saying she has implants? What a joke!
She’s now so skinny that you could pass a camel through the upper thigh gap.