Megan Fox is in a Bikini Again

December 20th, 2010 // 224 Comments

Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin like goddamn Aliens, Megan Fox is probably gonna lose another pound swimming allowing everyone to catch the serial number.

Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum…

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Sara

    Cute bathing suit!!!!



  3. sarah

    fat bitch

  4. Blair

    She looks terrible.

  5. Megan Fox Bikini
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    i thought she had bigger boobs

  6. InLikeFlynn

    There are parts of me that I would like to put in parts of her, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t get these parts back out.

  7. Drundel

    Wow, I normally never thing girls are too skinny, but this is a first, she lost too much weight.

  8. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    I think her body is perfect. If she gained another ten lbs, it would still be perfect.

    • ohlawd

      Agreed. She may be a terrible actress who can’t keep her mouth shut when it matters, but her body is AHmazing, with or without the weight loss. Let’s just hope she doesn’t go all Tori Spelling on us.

    • Franksinatrastein

      She’s beautiful. And, agreed, even if she gained 10 or 15 pounds, she’d still be physically something to behold.

    • NL

      You meant “her body is ‘perfect’. but if she gained another 10 lbs, it would be PERRRRRFFFFEECCCCTTTT!”

    • Steve

      You scare me! I am keeping my 10 year old son away from you because she has no curves like a real women that eats real food! Also her Tats are a joke who thinks that she should be in any movie that requires clothes and isn’t rated XXX, she also wouldn’t need to keep her mouth shut or be fired like on her last movie.

  9. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Give her a sandwich. please.

    • Ryan

      Amen to that, Put her in another Michael Bay film so he can yell at her for losing too much weight then she can bitch about how he made her eat this stuff called food, when her cocaine and Redbull diet was sufficient in her eyes.. haha

    • A sandwich would be a good thing; however, she’s “I don’t eat” skinny not “I work out and am athletic” skinny.

  10. mcfeely smackup

    without the implants she’d look like Rupert Grint with long dark hair.

    In other words, STILL hot!!

  11. boing

    I’d eat that ass!

  12. Juan on Juan

    white trash tattooed whore.

  13. Megan Fox Bikini
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    petite girls need to accept that no matter how small the implants are, they will still look out of place..
    that being said, there are worse boob jobs and she def doesn’t look terrible

  14. Megan Fox: Proof that it is indeed possible to talk your way right out of a million dollar career. Maybe if her mouth had been more full of BAG’s cock then her dumbass opinions, this bitch wouldn’t be starving right now.

  15. Megan Fox Bikini
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    hawt body, but those tats are a big turn off :(

  16. Megan Fox Bikini
    mr. sweden
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    what a porker

  17. Megan Fox Bikini
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    So true Megan….eating IS over-rated :|

  18. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Anorexia is cool these days for sure, she is super cool

  19. Megan Fox Bikini
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    NO!!! It might eat her…

  20. HolyGhost

    where am her boobers?

  21. Girl

    She had a tummy tuck. Nice scaring at the hips and the unnatural slit belly button. I am a surgeon, we know these things when we see it. A real botched job, too.

    • Fuckjudger

      No you aren’t.

      What you are, is a liar, and quite possibly male.

      And a cunt. You are also a cunt.

    • Frank Sinatra

      I thought so too. I’m not a surgeon. But many of these abdomens start to look molded out of clay like that Adobe car skit from SNL back in the late 80s.

      • Merry Christmas

        Joan Rivers, like Sarah Silverman, is a nasty and disgusting pig and please don’t bring her name up again too close to CHRISTmas.
        Yeah I said C H R I S T.

        Anyway, Megan is a goddess. Period.
        Normally when men look at beautiful women they compliment them. I guess you guys are girls and faggots. Or studs (!). Yeah. Right.

      • Wootang

        It’s called an eating disorder. Yuck.

    • KKAIT

      Thats the way her belly button looks; its obvious she HASN’T had any plastic surgery other than her boobs (which look very natural btw). I hate it when girls get implants that are too big.

    • tod

      yea… all surgeons start there day with the Superficial… gimmie a break!!!!

    • Meh

      Pfft, no she didn’t! People who have gotten tummy tucks have flat but shapeless stomachs with no muscle definition like J-Woww and Kate Gosselin.

    • Alex

      Wow you’re right! I had a tummy tuck, and yeah…those are the scars. It wasn’t “botched,” it healed so well that it’s hard to even notice. She must have been fat once, why else would she need that

  22. Megan Fox Bikini
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    She looks far better without all the makeup. However, there is nothing attractive about a woman on a militant diet who refuses to enjoy herself once in a while. Ultimately, it just says to me she hates herself and is dumb enough to believe people will believe she’s more talented or interesting if she’s rail thin. Which in fact, makes her just another completely uninteresting sheep.

  23. Megan Fox Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    that gal needs a sandwich and those tattoos are HIDEOUS

  24. Fuckjudger

    I suspect, that in the unlikely event that I were allowed to give her a fuck, that it would increase the width of her torso by 10-15% and cause a really quite visible bulge around her pubic area.

    I want to do this thing.

  25. Pelosi

    Not only do you sound like an idiot when you spew your political bullshit on here, but you also have no concept of tits because there is nothing there that indicates implants. Did someone else use to run this site? Because the quality of writing has collapsed like a trade center.

    • abby

      I think it is you, sir, who sounds like an idiot.

      • Have you ever find yourself between a rock and a rough place?

        “You sir” Any minutes now someone’s going to challenge another to a duel….

    • thank you

      her tits are real, i agree. just because all the fat dudes who read this website don’t personally know any thin females with tits, doesn’t mean thin females with tits can’t be real. i’m female, 5’7”, 115, size 2 jeans, 26 inch waist, b cups… which is prob bigger than what megan fox has. it’s called eating healthy as well as working out, computer douches. put down your keyboards and dorito’s you fat fxcks, then maybe you can interact with females who look like this. they really aren’t that hard to find.

      • CHill

        Finally! Another slim female! I’m the same size and these idiots think we don’t exist without throwing up any meal that touches our lips.

      • Fartblossum

        both of you are making me sick. please stop.

      • You’re right… insecure skanks ARE a dime a dozen!

      • cm

        To thank you and CHill-

        Finally some normal chicks who read this!! I agree with you completely. You know these dudes talk shit but really masturbate to these pics while crying because they will NEVER get a girl this hot.

      • London

        You’re 5’7″, 115 lbs with a 26″ waist? WOW you’re built like a young tree, no fucking waist. HAHA! Loser

      • whit

        no, it’s more like she has implants because they used to be flat, saggy and gross. then she lost more weight, but her boobs were miraculously bigger, round and firm.

      • lanny cothern

        tits or no tits pretty or not not all men judge women by the size of there tits im a average male 5 10 and around 170 i look at a womans smile how she acts talks and how she handles the way her day went also how she talks to other peopple

  26. Megan Fox Bikini
    mr good
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    all good pics except the one. need to edit out that DB. Adobe should come up with a photoshop filter to automatically take out DB’s like redeye.

  27. Megan Fox Bikini
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    It’s like that special moment when a deer spots the hunter right before the shot, then pulls its swim trunks down a little just so you can see it shaves its junk, and tells its doe to grab her ass and look constipated. Special.

  28. Megan Fox Bikini
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    What? Is she trying to look like the Coppertone Girl or something? Jeezis. And she’s totally overdoing it with the “knees together, feet apart” ersatz awkward adolescent pose. And i DO mean POSE…

    Women need to grow UP and quit trying to remain teenage-y girls into their fucking 20s/30s/40s…it’s not cute/sexy…it’s weird and lame…

  29. greyshrimp

    She’s obviously a bit too skinny, but other than that, I think she looks pretty good here. An added bonus is she really doesn’t look like Megan Fox in the face at all, aka natural. But what the hell is she grabbing her ass for in every single picture?

  30. wim

    any american who thinks this a hot body………..AIN’T AN AMERICAN, folks!!

    • Yeah, I suppose in your eyes the ideal american body can be found sitting in front of Geno’s Philly Steak Sandwich bar, munching on a cheesesteak and fries while her ass takes up 2 whole seats and whose tits rest on the table from under her grease stained white T-shirt. I guess the measure of a beautiful body to you ‘Mr. Speaks for all of America’ is a woman who is 60 pounds overweight but has big floppy grotesque tits. As long as she has tits it doesn’t matter right?

      Go milk a cow, they have 4 – 6 nipples, you should LOVE that …

    • KKAIT

      soooo funny and so accurately portrayed

  31. What? Is she trying to look like the Coppertone Girl or something? Jeezis. And she’s totally overdoing it with the “knees together, feet apart” ersatz awkward adolescent pose. Shyly holding/hiding her ass. Hair misfitedly covering half her face like Violet Parr / Veronica Lake…give me a break…

    Women need to grow UP and quit trying to remain teenage-y girls into their fucking 20s/30s/40s…it’s not cute/sexy…it’s weird and lame…

  32. Frank Sinatra

    “She has the face of Ava Gardner and the body of a Saigon hooker. So put a bag over the body and do your business.”

  33. Megan Fox Bikini
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  34. Megan Fox Bikini
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    So Megan likes to pee while standing up.

  35. S

    I’m not American but I think she has some serious body and face issues too.
    She is starving herself to have flat stomach because she is naturally much fatter and injecting botox so her face won’t look droopy because of too much weight loss. All of this because she is insecure and doesn’t have to offer anything else.
    Plastic, anorexic, talentless trying too hard to stay relevant with photo ops, kinda sad.

  36. anonymous

    Meh…she’s dieted away her tits. Rest of her looks pretty good

  37. Megan Fox Bikini
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    let it go, my parents told me too, that the water will change its color, but I tried, it is not true ;-)

  38. Bob

    I gotta say, I’m kind of disappointed by these.
    While I’m not freakishly obsessed with MF, like everyone else seems to be, I’ve always thought she was still pretty hot (even if she’s a stupid bitch), but she’s not looking all that great here.

  39. Akiyama

    Did her tits get…smaller? I guess so. What a shame.

    • Jon

      Tits are fat. Lose weight = smaller tits. Big tits usually = fat body. This is why I don’t like huge tits, they are usually either attached to some fat bitch or some insecure plastic loser like Heidi Montag or the millions of other wanabe barbie dolls out there. Unless you are some freak of nature, who has a nice toned body and biggish tits, but such things are rare. Check out the olympics or female sports.

      • Frank Sinatra

        That’s not true.

      • anonymous

        jon knows nothing about tits

      • Kerri

        Jon is absolutely right and i think i just fell in L-O-V-E!

      • Jon is correct. Breasts are made up of fat tissue. Some women are blessed with large breasts and small waistlines but usually the size of a womans breasts correlates to the overall fat content on a woman’s body, which is why female weight trainers and body builders lose their breasts. That is a FACT. Now, I would rather be with a woman who had small breasts but had proper proportions or was a little thin than be with a a woman who had gigantic breasts matched with a gigantic ass, big round belly and cottage cheese thighs. Fox is thin in these pictures and I think she’s smokin hot. I wouldn’t be fucking her for her pesonality anyhow.

      • Jovy

        Unless you’re a Biomedical Major you should keep your mouth shut and leave the “facts” to the real intellectuals. Mammary glands and their size have nothing to do with how fat/thin a person is. It has to do with how and where the body chooses to store that fat, it’s all genetics you douchebag.

    • steez

      Aaaaactually, breasts are made of glands, connective tissues, fatty tissue, and muscle. When women lose a lot of weight, a lot of the fat from their breasts will disappear, but their natural breast tissue will remain. I’ve known girls who were in very good shape and very toned who had huuuuge titties. It’s a beautiful thing.

  40. Gerbil in my Butt

    Eat a SAMMICH!!

  41. Troll

    I dunno. She doesnt look skinny to me. Thin yeah, but not skinny. Unnaturally thin tummy but kinda flabby arms. Either a lack of weight training or some lipo here… or just a weeeiird shape. Still, all her fat’s on her arms.

    • Alex

      My guess now is that she was once a lot fatter. That would explain why she’d get a tummy tuck and why her arms are flabby like that (the loose skin never fully goes away).

  42. Kayne East

    So what? Lara Flynn Boyle got some tattoos. Big deal.

  43. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Too thin if you ask me

  44. right

    That’s a body built for sin. The tats, not so appealing.

  45. Megan Fox Bikini
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    “Hey…how’d my ankles get down there again?”

  46. Megan Fox Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    She is beautiful despite the tats. All she needs is to gain a pound or 2.
    She should come on over and help me with holiday cookies. We could sit around & bite the heads off all these gingerbread men.

  47. wanker pile


  48. icu

    I’d use her vagina as a tongue warmer.

  49. Megan Fox Bikini
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    So is the fish saying she has implants? What a joke!

  50. brit

    She’s now so skinny that you could pass a camel through the upper thigh gap.

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