Megan Fox in the New Eminem Video

Eminem and Rihanna debuted their new video for “Love the Way You Lie” (after the jump) which apparently stars Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan as Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva unless I’m interpreting this thing all wrong. As noted before, I’m not at all an Eminem fan, but the song’s actually pretty decent considering Rihanna does all the heavy lifting and he’s the most superfluous part of it. Although, it’s a little weird seeing her seductively sing a chorus about domestic violence that includes the words “That’s alright, I like the way it hurts.” Chris Brown’s already off the hook just for moonwalking, I don’t need to see him strutting around going “See? I told y’all,” or I might be forced to commit a hate crime I’m too white to dance my way out of.

OFFICER #1: What’s that guy doing next to the body?
OFFICER #2: It looks like.. the “Tequila” dance from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? Oh, God!
OFFICER #1: *opens fire*