Back in her Transformers heyday, Megan Fox had a small problem with opening her mouth and letting words come out of it. Words like “Hitler” and, well, basically any thought in her head. But, now that she’s humbled herself and crawled back to Michael Bay, she’s been a tame, cooperative actress who isn’t already openly complaining about her scenes being cut or telling people to “fuck off” before they’ve even bought tickets to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. CinemaBlend reports:
“Let me tell you something about those people. How much money did Transformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theater. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can fuck off, and that’s the end of that.”
In Megan Fox’s defense, she does have a point, and I apologize if I just made the sun explode by agreeing with a woman. Transformers continues to make money hand over fist and each movie is a bigger, more convoluted mess than the one before it. By Transformers 8, it’ll just be Michael Bay filming silverware in a dryer while Mark Wahlberg yells some shit in the background about not jerking off or they won’t have the strength to stop robot 9/11. It’ll make $80 billion.