Megan Fox F-cking a Mannequin

June 14th, 2010 // 46 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox’s photo shoot for the July 2010 issue of Interview where she apparently dismembers a mannequin version of herself after raping it in a hallway. Because Interview is a magazine by and for celebrities blowing each other, I’m going to assume this is some sort of metaphor for having your picture taken while buying a latte. Except all it reminded me of is how I used to make out with my cousin’s Barbies which makes practically makes Megan and I soulmates. Or incestuous twins separated at birth. I’m not picky.

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Comments (46)

  1. killerabbit | June 14, 2010 at 1:22 am

    Like.

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  2. phil | June 14, 2010 at 1:24 am

    like

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  3. Cash | June 14, 2010 at 1:32 am

    So… Megan’s the nekkid one, right?

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  4. dk | June 14, 2010 at 1:33 am

    I bet the mannequin’s a better actress…..

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    • megansuxx | June 14, 2010 at 8:58 am

      hahahah….so tru!

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  5. Mary Jane | June 14, 2010 at 1:45 am

    LMAO @Cash and dk

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  6. bitch PLEASE | June 14, 2010 at 1:59 am

    So is this her future now? Fucking HERSELF?

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  7. www.youtube.com/twyla79 | June 14, 2010 at 2:06 am

    Highly aesthetic and well done photo spread.

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    • Sugar | June 14, 2010 at 10:38 am

      I agree. These are hot, but I wish Megan looked more like herself and less like Bombshell McGee.

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  8. M | June 14, 2010 at 3:21 am

    She looks gorgeous.

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  9. loli | June 14, 2010 at 3:49 am

    no thanks.

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  10. MK | June 14, 2010 at 4:44 am

    They have even airbrushed her a normal thumb in this one! shoot is so funny, looks stupid.

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  11. MK | June 14, 2010 at 4:44 am

    Mannequin abuse!

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    • Liz | June 14, 2010 at 8:17 pm

      I totally agree with you!! poor mannequin, what did it do to deserve such a sad fate?

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  12. Daisy | June 14, 2010 at 4:49 am

    Very odd but very hot.
    She’s a bit too skinny and average in those bikini pics but with a little work her face is divine, perfect.

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  13. g | June 14, 2010 at 6:01 am

    You sure thats her? On the second picture, theres are no monkey thumbs visible?

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  14. turd da third | June 14, 2010 at 6:57 am

    I think the mannequin is hotter..smarter too!

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  15. captain america | June 14, 2010 at 7:10 am

    ……………MANNEQUIN’S ALSO GIVE FREE BLOWJOBS?

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  16. Jade | June 14, 2010 at 8:01 am

    I think it´s a cool photoshoot. Pretty edgy and she looks perfect. She should try more stuff like this. Way more interesting than the usual sex kitten shoot.

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  17. vitobonespur | June 14, 2010 at 9:10 am

    Hell, I’ll fuck both of them.

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  18. Maddy | June 14, 2010 at 9:14 am

    Got to love a sharp bob and red lips! But it seems to be the look du jour at the moment.. Kim Kardashian did a very similar shoot very recently.

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  19. FrankNfrtr | June 14, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Yay for professional photographers & stylists! YAY!
    Much better look than the mismatched bikinis & Neanderthal BF accessories of last week.
    Megan should stick to modeling. She’s good at that & she has a look.
    Don’t abuse us with your “acting” any more.

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  20. Parker | June 14, 2010 at 9:39 am

    This is going to sound contrived but just last night I dreamed I was having anal sex with Megan and just before I finshed, Megan walked in the room with my turkey sandwich. Boy, this is awkward, I thought.

    “That’s just a mannequin that looks like me,” she said, setting my sandwich down on the coffee table.
    “Oh sure, of course I knew that,” I said.
    “Then why didn’t you wait for me?”
    “Mannequins can’t make sandwiches.”

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  21. Minty | June 14, 2010 at 10:46 am

    This is a cool shoot, but I have to give props to the photographer, stylists, make up artists, lighting people, air brushing people, etc. The talented group of people who made this (minus Megan) and this great concept could make almost anyone look very interesting and sexy.

    But I still find Megan talentless and boring.

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    • ImoAsta | June 20, 2010 at 6:25 am

      Have a look at Helmut Newtons work with models and mannequins from the 1920′s then youll see where this idea came from haha

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  22. Nameless | June 14, 2010 at 11:47 am

    EVERY interview before a movie she makes lesbian references. EVERY time. She’s like a broken record. Is it to get chicks to see her movie?

    This time its just with a naked mannequin who looks like her.

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    • dee | June 16, 2010 at 3:29 am

      i think it’s to get more attention from males

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  23. bar room hero | June 14, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Which one is the mannequin?

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  24. Randal | June 14, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    OMG, I so love the polka dot dress Megan is styling here, it totally suits her like a young Gwen Stefani from No Doubt’s Don’t Speak video. Her new hair style shows her flirtatious shoulders while maintaining that sexy look she’s so well known for.

    Randal

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    • Sass | June 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm

      Randal, do you cross dress? Maybe her pumps would fit you?

      Reply
  25. noah | June 14, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    I wish they gave that mannequin a toe-thumb.

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  26. anonymus | June 14, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    i’m sick of looking at megan’s curve nose.

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  27. Liz | June 14, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    This is retarded!!!!!

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  28. nina | June 15, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    SHE LOOKS AMAZING

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  29. harry satchel | June 15, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Boring.

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  30. M | June 15, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    She looks like Milla Jovovich here.

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  31. nakedman | June 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    im aroused…..megan is hot..and so is that mannequin..i wuld fuck both of them easy……maybe the mannequins legs would be harder to open…but megans ehh i think it would b easier

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  32. Moobs | June 15, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Bird porn [Miley Cyrus]…Wax porn [Heidi Montag]…Mannequin porn…Man, I’ve jacked off to some freaky shit lately…

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  33. Name | June 15, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    > Insert witty Megan Fox-mannequin comparison here

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  34. WhatTheHell | June 18, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Why do many of you have no lives, to such a degree, that you rip on Megan Fox just about every single hour of the day?

    Who really cares?

    “Megan is too SHORT!!!!”

    “Today MEGAN spilled her ice cream on Brittany Spear’s shirt!!”

    “Megan is a TERRIBLE actress!!”

    “Screw Megan, she looks like a toothpick!!”

    “Megan is an egotistical nutjob!!!”

    “Transformers SUCKS!!!”

    And onward!!

    I mean honestly, do any of you even have anything better to do AT ALL!??

    It’s not like you would appreciate this crap if you were the celebrity in the news, in fact, I imagine many of you would go off and do yourselves in.

    So my point is, why in the hell are you doing it to HER then??? To someone you don’t even know, who works very hard at a job and honestly probably could care less for the attention?

    Just something to think about…It’s like half of America is either brain-dead or secretly in love with Megan Fox. She’s just another actress.

    WHO…………..CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop wasting your time.

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    • Moobs | June 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm

      “…who works very hard at a job” – Yep, that’s our Megan!

      Reply
  35. richard | June 21, 2010 at 8:54 am

    This Is an expression of art, don’t make It into something wierd.

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  36. GiorgioMoroder | June 21, 2010 at 11:26 am

    And the mannequin has 18x the personality, talent, and class that Fox does.

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  37. Spandas | June 22, 2010 at 1:18 am

    That’s some f*cked up shit right there.

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  38. Wizard0104 | March 27, 2011 at 3:04 am

    lol hymm nice mannequins.

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  39. Wizard0104 | March 27, 2011 at 3:11 am

    Ok seriously there are better looking mannequins than that lol i should know i collect them.

    Reply

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