Because she’s got nothing better to do, Megan Fox posted a series of photos to Facebook yesterday and titled them, “THINGS YOU CAN’T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX.” Which is interesting because I don’t recall anyone accusing Megan Fox of using Botox as much as a whole bunch of talk about how fake her tits are. So if she could just Superpoke me when those photos are ready, I’ll be over here inviting everyone I hate to play FarmVille because apparently that’s the entire point of this game. Wacky!
NOTE: I also added the latest shots of Megan’s Armani campaign where she’s Photoshopped to look like an Asian cyborg because she’s such a natural beauty.
Photos: Facebook, Giorgio Armani
Megan Fox the troll. Botox is temporary, what she’s done is not.
That looks like 100% CGI…..but it is beautiful.
this girl was built for porn facials and nothing else. shes dumb as rox and a dropout. if bay didnt come along and get all horny shed be in porn eventually.
Rosie Punch-Face who?
Ms Fox should stick to modeling, because DAMN every ad campaign I’ve seen of hers is smokin’.
Replacing her in Transformers 3 was about the equivalent of replacing a coffee table from one movie to the next. That’s about how important any random hot chick is to the actual plot of a Michael Bay movie. Getting upset over switching her out is like getting upset that he’s using a different hunk of C-4 than he did in the last movie.
the funny part was that she actually THOUGHT she was important to the films. I’m not even entirely sure she had speaking lines in the second one.
That’s weird.
OK, Megan. Now that you’re done with this, come on over to my place and we can work on a pictorial entitled “THINGS YOU CAN’T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.”
Who cares if she has had plastic surgery
OK, so then what is her excuse for her face being so fucked up?
when we’re done explaining her face, I want science to work on what the fuck is wrong with her thumbs.
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poor girl.. she must be bored. even i dont have time to do shit like this.
Megan, everybody is saying that your butt is fake, maybe some naked pictures of you bending over with high heels could help to clear those pesky rumors
Looks like Worf from Star Trek got a sex change…
I noticed “be a convincing actress” wasn’t one of the THINGS YOU CAN’T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX. I guess put a check in the THINGS YOU CAN’T DO IN GENERAL column for that one?
Is she still caucasian? She went to her plastic surgeon and said, “ummm yes i’d like to drop the cauc.”
This beat Rosie in a “landslide” on here?
I guess I’ll never understand the attraction to goth-like eyebrows and excessively-feline-like eyes…
AHHH I’m scared, she scares me…her face. Now I can’t sleep! thanks Megan
Get a JOB!!! Alien face of the day LOL
She’s a weird mix of a “human” + alien + predator…..maybe she is workin on the next movie Alien vs. Predator as the horrible combination of both LOL
This is why an alien and predator don’t have sex……she’s the result LOL
That forehead looks like a scrotum. That is NOT normal.
This is her “doing math/giving fellatio to Michael Bay” face.
I think that’s the botox wearing off. Now when the collagen goes, it’s really gonna be bad.
“Stupid is as stupid does” -Forest Gump’s Momma
All that it means is she needs more :P
Gee, it’s a good thing all you guys made it so clear how unattracted you are to her, other wise she might have given you the chance to fuck her. Whew, close one!!
She looks like a Kardashian mannequin, wtf.
She was so pretty before!! Too bad. She looks scary now!
http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/2414586/img/megan-fox-1/meganfoxwallpapervh2.jpg
http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/megan_fox_07.jpg
Wow I miss that Megan Fox!! Thanks for the pics. She looked great, and real, and unique. Now she looks like a friggin cartoon…
Like someone else said on here, she looks like if she smiled real big her mouth would literally go from ear to ear.
Sex doll much?
Uh, I don’t know what you guys are seeing, but I think she looks really pretty.
Maybe she has had work, but it’s not like people f%@*ing work hard to have a pretty face – you’re just born with it, so why not fix something that looks like crap…
Kinda reminds me of how Rose McGowan’s face changed.
She’s starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein. She may not have had plastic surgery that freezes her forehead, but she has certainly had her lips, nose and boobs done, not to mention the hairdye, fake eyelashes, tons of eyebrow pencil, fake tan, contact lenses etc.
Yeah…this is so much better than bad mouthing your boss, getting fired and having to sit at home an watch your replacement doing what you should be doing.
That first pic looks very very familiar
http://www.the-leaping-lamp.com/images/nemo-dory.jpg
Yeah, but how about that face overhall she had, not to mention her fake DSL.
botox? ok, no. what about plastic surgery?
I realize you can still fuck her despite her new appearance. Doggystyle is a better option if you ask me.
And here’s your star for the inevitable Lifetime original movie about Casey Anthony.
She knows how to make different facial expressions? I never would have guessed, based on how she acts in movies.
I see a place for my johnson and a place for him to puke. What’s the problem?
Just like she makes a bunch of bad movies to prove she doesn’t have talent.
Perhaps there’s another reason to take those pictures, like simply to criticize people who do get Botox. You know, like you do. Your constant hate-on for Megan Fox is getting kind of sad, bro.
she was so fucking hot in the first transformers movie… WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Oh Megan, I never doubted your ability to pull an excellent “cock sucking face”. Thanks for the demo all the same though.
Close encounters of the Fox kind.
Lips Before
http://foxy-megan.com/showroom/displayimage.php?album=222&pos=54
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=lasthits&cat=29&pid=1191#top_display_media
Lips after
http://foxy-megan.com/showroom/displayimage.php?album=222&pos=515
http://meganfoxcentral.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=197&pid=9648#top_display_media
http://meganfoxcentral.com/pictures/displayimage.php?album=197&pid=9630#top_display_media
Bridge of Nose before
http://foxy-megan.com/showroom/displayimage.php?album=53&pos=95
http://foxy-megan.com/showroom/displayimage.php?album=53&pos=66
Bridge of Nose after
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13958#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13604#top_display_media
With freckles
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=90&pid=1307#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=373&pid=9550#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=238&pid=5245#top_display_media
without
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=658&pid=17046#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=563&pid=14845#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=597&pid=15524#top_display_media
Eyebrows
before
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=48&pid=1199#top_display_media
after
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13746#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13732#top_display_media
STOP LYING you atrociously in genuine HACK. You’re beyond talentless you’re a sleazy two faced attention WHORE who contributes absolutely nothing to the world of Hollywood. Disappear you disgusting excuse for a human being.
Bridge of Nose before
http://foxy-megan.com/showroom/displayimage.php?album=53&pos=95
http://foxy-megan.com/showroom/displayimage.php?album=53&pos=66
Bridge of Nose after
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13958#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13604#top_display_media
With freckles
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=90&pid=1307#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=373&pid=9550#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=238&pid=5245#top_display_media
without
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=658&pid=17046#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=563&pid=14845#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=597&pid=15524#top_display_media
Eyebrows
before
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=48&pid=1199#top_display_media
after
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13746#top_display_media
http://m-fox.org/pix/displayimage.php?album=467&pid=13732#top_display_media
She’s even done work to her teeth and GUMS.
So if she thinks she’s fooling anybody she’s really one superficial in genuine attention WHORE. She’s a hack of an actress and a producers nightmare. She lies to the public and insults their intelligence. What an outright disgusting person she is for think she could lie to such an outrageous extent. To think she’d earn fans if she just admitted to all the work she did – but no she wants everybody to believe she’s a genuine beauty. When in fact she’s repulsive to look at . She was A BILLION times more good looking when she had Gods work done before she thought mans molding was better. Serves you right to ingrate – you didn’t appreciate what God gave you and you took for granted everything else. You don’t deserve anything but fesses to your face.
I agree. I wonder how it feels that she’s the most hated celebrity out there next to Lindsay Lohan. She called the director who made her famous “Hitler”, spewed out your inane theories, and got plastic surgery than Heidi Montag does in a day.
And “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” broke alot of records without your skank ass. How’re you gonna make that much money in a day, huh? Blow alot of white trash mutants at that trailer park you live in for all their $$$? You wish your were Michael Bay.
Please, just go kill yourself. Cocaine binge, a wrist slit, drowning somewhere, jumping off the Chrysler building, whatever. Be done with yourself so I don’t have to see your disease-ridden ass anymore.