Maybe Megan Fox Should Use Botox

July 12th, 2011 // 80 Comments

I will murder you, crotch shadow. I will murder you right in your sleep.

Here’s Megan Fox on the set of The Dictator in all her fresh-faced, natural beauty because have you heard? She doesn’t use Botox, you guys. This is pure 100% Fox in all it’s puffy, just woke up from a night of drinking away the fact she’s married to Brian Austin Green and blacklisted by Steven Spielberg goodness. You can’t buy that in stores, and believe me, I’ve tried. People just look at you funny, but I don’t know how else you ask the kid at Lowe’s if they sell Megan Fox’s face for a “wood shed” without making air quotes. Is he just supposed to guess I need sex lumber, too? (Also hard to find, by the way.)

Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. that expression almost looks painful to make. and curse the toe shadow

  2. Megan Fox
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    wow. this is so sad. She looks like a sad old lady.

  3. Fondue

    God, she looks like Elizabeth Taylor. Now.

  4. Toby Weymiller

    If woke up next to this chick I would crap on her face.

  5. The Bride of Wildenstein saw this picture and doesn’t feel so bad anymore.

  6. rican

    Chyna’s not lifting weights anymore?

  7. She is pulling off a Nikki Cox.

  8. Megan Fox
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    for gods sake that is one bad photo the rest look fine

  9. Acrylique

    I love these comments. There isn’t one of you self loathing nerds that would turn her down if she came on to you, and you know it! She wouldn’t of course because you’re, well, self loathing nerds (Fish included).

  10. She gets kicked off a movie for calling someone Hitler, then stars in a comedy about a guy like Hitler. “Fuck you, Spielberg!”

    Oh and by the way, isn’t Spielberg the one guy who actually used Hitler himself in a movie for comedic purposes, ie. the book signing scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? I think I may have said that already.

    • syd steinberg

      Yes Dreg…he is indeed a hypocrite. Plus, he made “Munich.” He is a sanctimonious, self-loathing Jew.

      • Any Guy

        I second that remark. FUCK Spielberg, right in his hypocritical, uptight fucking ass. Piece of shit hasn’t made a good fucking movie in a LONG LONG time. what a douche. ps – I’d fuck Megan Fox in a hot New York minute. someone nailed it up there – none of you nerds would turn her down. EVER. unless you’re gay. not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  11. rican

    Hey Photoboy, how about photoshopping a nice cameltoe on that shaded twat? or a wookie wallet?

  12. I love how one of the most powerful neurotoxins known to humanity is used for cosmetic purposes.

    So on a completely unrelated note – Megan Fox, you go use all the Botox you want. The more the better, you hear?

  13. Rumple McFuggly

    Call me Shallow Hal, but the Toe Thumbs still keep me from wanting to wreck that crotch.

  14. Jack Ketch

    She and Kim Kardashian ought to have a beer together … all those insanely comical denials about all the work they’ve “never had done.”

  15. Megan Fox
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    She REALLY overdid it with her lips… This is what happens when naive little girls get famous from their looks alone and don’t have any real talent. Then people stop paying attention to them when they get older and they fuck their faces up just so they can feel beautiful. She’s Heidi Montag #2.

  16. Stamos Fan

    Who cares what nonsense comes out of Megan Fox’s mouth. She’s hot botox or not.

    (My personal guess is not)

  17. Glass House

    Her face is so demonstrably enhanced from just a few years ago that she’s asking to be called a hypocrite. Banging body, but creepy face.

    She might not have done botox (which I suspect she has), but something is going on there.

    • Jack Ketch

      Did you ever see pix of the “bangin’ bod” before she got plastic tits ? Totally fug tits …

      She’s had the same eye-enhancement surgery as Kim K, along with Botox, cheek implants and at least two nose jobs. Next up … thumb implants. Just those “look at me, I’m sooo hot” facial expressions are a total turn-off.

  18. Meh

    She looka like a man. Bet she is smuggling a sausage in those pants. I’d still suck her off and let her pound me in the bum.

  19. Hayden

    Who needs botox when you have photoshop?

  20. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture there’s a black guy saying it all with his eyes

  21. nessa

    she has done something to her eyes they look like a cats and her face looks swollen.

  22. Botox™ – Photoshop for Real Life.

  23. Dan

    I think she is pretty and seems nice enough – but very insecure about herself.

  24. Megan Fox
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    She looks like she’s turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein..

  25. Krunk

    Look at her arm. Someone travelled back in time and disrupted the Marilyn Monroe time line.

  26. Megan Fox
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    No botox but a shitload of dermafiller

  27. Mr Obvious

    She’s starting to look like the current version of Aletta Ocean.

  28. Megan Fox
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    She’s morphing into that Jocylyn chick that looks like a lion. She’s losing her looks to plastic surgery addiciton. Oddly, it’s making her look older.

  29. Megan Fox
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    Does she have BDD?

  30. God Bless the person that invented yoga pants.

  31. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    You gonna get raped

  32. Rex

    Her ugly tattoo are fading, too.

  33. Frank Burns

    Not her best photo, but she’s still better than that Rosie Hunting-Wittely chick.

  34. Cala

    She used to be pretty, but she did do something weird to her face that is most likely not reversible. Now, she looks like that ugly cat wannabe woman.

  35. Megan Fox
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to make her face look like a glazed doughnut.

  36. hollywood_hillbilly

    She should use botox, in its unrefined form, on BAG.

  37. ms gary oldman

    I like how she states no botox… but can someone ask her if she uses fillers in that damn face of hers??
    I like to see her lie her way out of that!

  38. Megan Fox
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    Why does she have to fuck her face up? It looked fine the way it was. Now she resembles that Heigl chick. Disgusting. I no longer want to rip Fox’s anus in half.

    • Big Ass Bunny Feet

      I thought she was cute in 2004 when she did mean girls. Then she got her nose done and little bit of lip filler and looked really sexy. THEN she went fucking batshit crazy and got another nose job apparently and did god knows what. She is looking like a freak.

  39. anonym

    has she been eating more during her unemployment?

    or is that really plastic?

  40. kate

    ALLL i see is that Marilyn Monroe tattoo (her right arm) slowly being lasered off….

  41. Megan Fox
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    Her right arm is the result of excessive masturbation.

  42. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all, I’d still fuck her crazy, second , yes it’s a shame she had done all that stuff to herself but please take in count that for this girl to make a happy face been married to Brian Austin Green requires a ton of botox

  43. Ed

    Looks like her and Mickey Rourke have the same surgeon.

    Toe thumbs? Would’ve never noticed but for the comments, even then . . . no biggie.

  44. whos cool

    TF3 is still going to tank next wk when the UK turns thier attention to Harry’s Potta.

  45. She needs help!

    What in the name of all that is holy has this girl been doing to herself? She is in her 20′s! She is making herself look much older in her quest for youth. David Silver should have a serious chat with her before she looks like an old granny.

  46. Nikki

    Hi. This is my plastic face.

  47. Megan Fox
    Vernon vanden Penis
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    There is some wierd Michael Jackson shit going on with this chick.

  48. Megan Fox
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    She looks horrible..

  49. Francine

    Megan Fox has always been a snotty bitch thinking her shit doesnt stink when it stinks more than cows shit! Put your face in it, itll probably clean it better!

  50. DBSaysWhat

    What happened to her face? Chipmunk cheeks. Half of her face is swollen. Totally unrecognizable. A bit too much.

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