I will murder you, crotch shadow. I will murder you right in your sleep.
Here’s Megan Fox on the set of The Dictator in all her fresh-faced, natural beauty because have you heard? She doesn’t use Botox, you guys. This is pure 100% Fox in all it’s puffy, just woke up from a night of drinking away the fact she’s married to Brian Austin Green and blacklisted by Steven Spielberg goodness. You can’t buy that in stores, and believe me, I’ve tried. People just look at you funny, but I don’t know how else you ask the kid at Lowe’s if they sell Megan Fox’s face for a “wood shed” without making air quotes. Is he just supposed to guess I need sex lumber, too? (Also hard to find, by the way.)
Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
that expression almost looks painful to make. and curse the toe shadow
(toe as in camel, not thumbs)
She doesn’t need any botox- what she really REALLY needs is some GROW-TOX, to spread on those sickening midget stub-toe thumbs of hers in hopes that they would grow out to normal people size!
wow. this is so sad. She looks like a sad old lady.
God, she looks like Elizabeth Taylor. Now.
Yes, an 80 year old Liz Taylor!
Uh-uh. Looks a little like the Cat Lady, though. Without the frizzy hair and extra weight.
oh,yeah, Julie Newmar…..;P
If woke up next to this chick I would crap on her face.
i’ll still bang her, but her appeal is circling the drain, big time
I’d bang her while Toby crapped on her face.
Yeah right. The only reason you’d wake up next to this hotness is if BAG just got up in your ass the night before.
I have never seen the appeal therefore if she woke up next to me I would bash it until it was dead. Oh wait
The Bride of Wildenstein saw this picture and doesn’t feel so bad anymore.
Chyna’s not lifting weights anymore?
She is pulling off a Nikki Cox.
for gods sake that is one bad photo the rest look fine
I love these comments. There isn’t one of you self loathing nerds that would turn her down if she came on to you, and you know it! She wouldn’t of course because you’re, well, self loathing nerds (Fish included).
tbh i’m still getting over the image captured of crazy mel swinging at the paps. anyone else think it’s pulitzer material? not to detract from ms foxxy botoxxy here
Not really Acr..I don’t swing that way!!
You’re missing the point, bitch.
Clearly, you’re confusing the symptoms of misanthropy and self-loathing.
You totally got us! You know who else I would wreck? You. I can tell by your comment that you are a dynamo in the sack. I could totally see myself playing Brown Sea Bass with you, where my tongue is the fishing line and your bung is the Atlantic ocean. What is your number?!! Don’t worry, I’ll be discrete with it.
She gets kicked off a movie for calling someone Hitler, then stars in a comedy about a guy like Hitler. “Fuck you, Spielberg!”
Oh and by the way, isn’t Spielberg the one guy who actually used Hitler himself in a movie for comedic purposes, ie. the book signing scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? I think I may have said that already.
Yes Dreg…he is indeed a hypocrite. Plus, he made “Munich.” He is a sanctimonious, self-loathing Jew.
I second that remark. FUCK Spielberg, right in his hypocritical, uptight fucking ass. Piece of shit hasn’t made a good fucking movie in a LONG LONG time. what a douche. ps – I’d fuck Megan Fox in a hot New York minute. someone nailed it up there – none of you nerds would turn her down. EVER. unless you’re gay. not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Hey Photoboy, how about photoshopping a nice cameltoe on that shaded twat? or a wookie wallet?
I love how one of the most powerful neurotoxins known to humanity is used for cosmetic purposes.
So on a completely unrelated note – Megan Fox, you go use all the Botox you want. The more the better, you hear?
Call me Shallow Hal, but the Toe Thumbs still keep me from wanting to wreck that crotch.
She and Kim Kardashian ought to have a beer together … all those insanely comical denials about all the work they’ve “never had done.”
She REALLY overdid it with her lips… This is what happens when naive little girls get famous from their looks alone and don’t have any real talent. Then people stop paying attention to them when they get older and they fuck their faces up just so they can feel beautiful. She’s Heidi Montag #2.
Who cares what nonsense comes out of Megan Fox’s mouth. She’s hot botox or not.
(My personal guess is not)
Her face is so demonstrably enhanced from just a few years ago that she’s asking to be called a hypocrite. Banging body, but creepy face.
She might not have done botox (which I suspect she has), but something is going on there.
Did you ever see pix of the “bangin’ bod” before she got plastic tits ? Totally fug tits …
She’s had the same eye-enhancement surgery as Kim K, along with Botox, cheek implants and at least two nose jobs. Next up … thumb implants. Just those “look at me, I’m sooo hot” facial expressions are a total turn-off.
She looka like a man. Bet she is smuggling a sausage in those pants. I’d still suck her off and let her pound me in the bum.
Who needs botox when you have photoshop?
In every picture there’s a black guy saying it all with his eyes
she has done something to her eyes they look like a cats and her face looks swollen.
Botox™ – Photoshop for Real Life.
I think she is pretty and seems nice enough – but very insecure about herself.
That being said. I would love a chance at her.
She looks like she’s turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein..
Look at her arm. Someone travelled back in time and disrupted the Marilyn Monroe time line.
wonder if there’s enough road left on her to reach 88 mph
I was just going to point that out. Looks like it didn’t take too long for her to figure out that a giant horrid Monroe tattoo on her arm was a career limiting move.
Eventually she’ll figure out that being an insufferable bitch that nobody wants to work with is even more career limiting…but I wont’ hold my breath on that one.
+ 1
No botox but a shitload of dermafiller
She’s starting to look like the current version of Aletta Ocean.
She’s morphing into that Jocylyn chick that looks like a lion. She’s losing her looks to plastic surgery addiciton. Oddly, it’s making her look older.
Totally Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Does she have BDD?
God Bless the person that invented yoga pants.
You gonna get raped
LMAO
Her ugly tattoo are fading, too.
Not her best photo, but she’s still better than that Rosie Hunting-Wittely chick.
She used to be pretty, but she did do something weird to her face that is most likely not reversible. Now, she looks like that ugly cat wannabe woman.
I want to make her face look like a glazed doughnut.
looks like someone beat you to it.
+1
Hahaha
She should use botox, in its unrefined form, on BAG.
I like how she states no botox… but can someone ask her if she uses fillers in that damn face of hers??
I like to see her lie her way out of that!
Why does she have to fuck her face up? It looked fine the way it was. Now she resembles that Heigl chick. Disgusting. I no longer want to rip Fox’s anus in half.
I thought she was cute in 2004 when she did mean girls. Then she got her nose done and little bit of lip filler and looked really sexy. THEN she went fucking batshit crazy and got another nose job apparently and did god knows what. She is looking like a freak.
She wasn’t in Mean Girls.
i think u mean confession of a shopaholic
has she been eating more during her unemployment?
or is that really plastic?
ALLL i see is that Marilyn Monroe tattoo (her right arm) slowly being lasered off….
either that or it was a temporary tattoo. whatever it is, it’s lame.
Her right arm is the result of excessive masturbation.
First of all, I’d still fuck her crazy, second , yes it’s a shame she had done all that stuff to herself but please take in count that for this girl to make a happy face been married to Brian Austin Green requires a ton of botox
Looks like her and Mickey Rourke have the same surgeon.
Toe thumbs? Would’ve never noticed but for the comments, even then . . . no biggie.
TF3 is still going to tank next wk when the UK turns thier attention to Harry’s Potta.
What in the name of all that is holy has this girl been doing to herself? She is in her 20′s! She is making herself look much older in her quest for youth. David Silver should have a serious chat with her before she looks like an old granny.
Hi. This is my plastic face.
There is some wierd Michael Jackson shit going on with this chick.
She looks horrible..
Megan Fox has always been a snotty bitch thinking her shit doesnt stink when it stinks more than cows shit! Put your face in it, itll probably clean it better!
What happened to her face? Chipmunk cheeks. Half of her face is swollen. Totally unrecognizable. A bit too much.