Jesus Christ, what happened to Matthew McConaughey? I’m used to seeing him looking like the Wolf Man, so when he shows up like this it boggles the mind. How did he go from being part dog to making me feel all confused and tingly inside? Must…find…cure.
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biatcho | February 28, 2007 at 11:42 am
FRIST!
Nsomniac | February 28, 2007 at 11:46 am
Christ, look at those shorts! I’m pretty sure they’re GOTCHA, but where’s his swatch and friendship bracelet?
mztry | February 28, 2007 at 11:46 am
It must be sad to have this stupid board be the most important thing in your loser lives!
biatcho | February 28, 2007 at 11:47 am
Enjoy the taste of my anus, mztry.
viip | February 28, 2007 at 11:48 am
He looks like a human being, amazing!
DecorativePoncho | February 28, 2007 at 11:48 am
LOL! Nsomniac, bless your heart for reminding me of GOTCHA!! (falls off chair laughing…and in fond remembrance if you wanna know the truth)
Proteon | February 28, 2007 at 11:50 am
What a disgusting man beast. Oh wait – we like him now?
LL | February 28, 2007 at 11:51 am
Mmmmm… thank you. We’re still not even for that Cisco Adler thing, but this is a pretty damn good start.
Those shorts are all jacked up, though.
mika85 | February 28, 2007 at 11:53 am
DAAAAYUM!!!
fritobandito | February 28, 2007 at 11:54 am
I like the shorts. I’d like them better on my bedroom floor!
jrzmommy | February 28, 2007 at 11:55 am
He’s a little too masculine. I’d take Justin Timberlake over him any day.
Nimuë LaMer | February 28, 2007 at 11:56 am
I learned long ago not to underestimate a Good Ol’ Boy. Hose ‘em off, give ‘em a beer and they’re your lap dog alllll night long.
Dumber than a box of rocks, but look at him! Who cares?
gatorgirl | February 28, 2007 at 11:58 am
Yeah, he may be dumb and get his kicks rocking out nude, but dang, I want me some of that!!!!!!!!!!!!
danielle | February 28, 2007 at 11:59 am
Hott Damn!?? that’s a sexy ass white man.
grrrrrr….
fergernauster | February 28, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Yeah… he looks f*ckable here, yet the stubby stumps for arms would have to be hog-tied.
mrs.t | February 28, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Yes, he looks better. But tomorrow we’ll have a pic of him squatting behind a bush with a toothbrush in his mouth. He is and will always be a Manimal.
And mzrty: way to register with typekaey and sign in just to post on a stupid board which means nothing to you. finish up with biatcho’s anus and move it along.
caljenna | February 28, 2007 at 12:08 pm
WOW…just…wow. He could be sporting a banana hammock or a thong for all I care about what he’s wearing! Yum…
mrs.t | February 28, 2007 at 12:09 pm
waita minute…mztry’s posts read an awful lot like lambananas ravings of years gone by.
why are you back here bananahammock?
fergernauster | February 28, 2007 at 12:10 pm
… and I ALWAYS prickle with lust when spying the most northern portion of man-bush peeking not-so-coyly from atop the waistband of clown shorts.
The Jenny | February 28, 2007 at 12:11 pm
hummuna hummuna – I’m gonna get on his Banana Boat.
beavis | February 28, 2007 at 12:16 pm
@#1 Trees are made of wood
fergernauster | February 28, 2007 at 12:20 pm
You gals DO know that he’s gay, right?
And a raging alcoholic.
didey23 | February 28, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I’d take him with or without the beard…he is yummy!
fritobandito | February 28, 2007 at 12:22 pm
#22 Jealous much?
LilRach | February 28, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Mmmmmmm not bad but hating those shorts. And the only reason he looks better is because he’s just been surfing and the sea has given him a just showered look.
N@ughty | February 28, 2007 at 12:29 pm
matthew, matthew, matthew! omg! (cum)
sorry guys, i was totally banging matthew mcconaughey a second ago. don’t u wish u were hot like me?
~N@ughty
alaskanchicsickle | February 28, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Hot damn, he’s fuckalicious!
@16 A manimal, lol, so true. Yummy.
Jenster | February 28, 2007 at 12:33 pm
whatever, he always look good when he actually bathes and combs his hair. He’s so fucking wierd though. I dont care if he continued to look like that i still couldnt fuck him, he’d be too busy reciting bad poetry and dancing that wierd hippy trance dance. ugh. I hate Hippies
N@ughty | February 28, 2007 at 12:34 pm
@16. hello? behind a bush with a toothbrush or in a lake using a leaf, he’s still HOT! shit if matthew always looked like THAT, i’d take him if he was wearing overalls w/out a shirt sitting in front of a wood cabin playing his harmonica. oh matthew, you’re so f&cking gorgeous!!!
~N@ughty
Tits_McGhee | February 28, 2007 at 12:34 pm
God, the things that I would do to him. Some of my ideas include assless chaps and nipple clamps, but that’s another story…
karifarrell | February 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Well what happened was that we dated way back when, and he fell so head over heels for me that when I broke up with him he just let his looks go to shit…guess he’s finally over me and back on the market. Poor guy. But good for him for moving on!
N@ughty | February 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm
@30. u and i share the same freakiness…only mind requires that and a whole lot more…knives…
Where's Waldo? | February 28, 2007 at 12:36 pm
#11
I’d let Justin Timberlake take me anyday !
MrSemprini | February 28, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Hey, where’d you find my vacation shots? Man, leave your camera alone for a moment and the ‘fish gets it. Dang.
Hey, anyone seen my troll? Its time to go to the vet and get ‘tutored’, nodamene?
Jiimbo | February 28, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Great pic of Mathew. My wife loves him so I sent the picture to her. Maybe I will get a little when I get home. I don’t care who starts the engine as long as I get to drive it!!!!
woodhorse | February 28, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I am posting under the male image thinking maybe you’ll come here first (no pun intended) – how much do I have to pay Wally?? Give me an estimate on your work to undo those photos….
HollyJ | February 28, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Too bad he’s a mysogynistic idiot redneck.
TashaVin` | February 28, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Meyow!
fergernauster | February 28, 2007 at 12:47 pm
He looks so much happier and healthier after breaking up with Sheryl Crow.
23apples | February 28, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Yeahh, he was probably tired of getting crustaceans stuck in his hairy beast face all the time. Although I’m sure he enjoyed the free dinner it gave him. And geeze, what a great guy he is! He doesn’t care about money and fashion.. he’ll take his old swim shorts from the 80s over a brand new pair anytime!
InstantAsshat-AddFame | February 28, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Think he waxes his chest?
fergernauster | February 28, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Wait… it’s only been a couple days since discontinuing the anti-depressants, but I think I actually feel a *tingle* down there in my lady privates… a spark of hope… of life.
Thank you, Mr. McClump-o’-hay!
woodhorse | February 28, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Agree with #22 – I am pretty sure he’s Toothy Tile that Ted Casablanca goes on about…
lambman | February 28, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Um, he shaved.
Yeah, I’m going with that’s what happened
greatestntheworld | February 28, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Matt caused my relationship to go south. My girlfriend couldn’t handle the possibility that I might be bi because of this picture. Thanks a lot McConaughey.
Now I have some soul-searching to do.
PrettyBaby | February 28, 2007 at 1:08 pm
So what if he’s gay? I don’t care. He can give me an injection of the hotsalty anytime he wants, anywhere he likes, with or without HIV spicing. Yum-Yum!
rrd | February 28, 2007 at 1:11 pm
thank you, thank you, thank you! I’d put a lip-lock on that bad boy any time!
Lowlands | February 28, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I see this guy has been body-building lately…I’m not sure if i see that right but the brand of his surfboard is such a losers brand.Definitely not a custom-made brand.
anti_babe19 | February 28, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Who the hell is this guy? And why are we talking about him again?
thee cuteness burger | February 28, 2007 at 1:16 pm
nope. still creepy.