‘Football Is A Flat Circle’

If there are two things in life I never want to see together – even in the middle of a McConnaissance – it’s actors talking about how great they are and football. Except here’s Matthew McConaughey giving a pep talk to the University of Texas Longhorns where he basically tells them that the only reason to do anything is to make yourself feel awesome. “And if everyone is out there doing everything entirely for themselves then a whole team will work better or something. Alright, alright. Now who wants to see me do the chest bump which is literally the only reason I was invited, and you can tell how seriously I took that by letting my kid run around me in circles the whole time. Everybody now, hmm hmm… *bump bump* Hmm hmm…” (I just saved you five minutes.)

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