When we last left Matthew McConaughey‘s mom Kay, she was promoting her memoirs by telling a story about Matthew’s father dying during sex and then showing off his giant dead penis to the EMTs. No, really. So of course she attended last night’s premiere of The Lincoln Lawyer and started flashing her old lady ass on the red carpet. Though to her credit, it looks less gray than Madonna‘s and doesn’t have a gargoyle face. That’s just good genes.
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Ahhh…that soothes the burn left by Kim Kardashian’s “ass of holy retribution”.
Well alright, alright, alright.
WTF was she shanked in the right buttcheek once?
That is cringe-inducing. Looks like Fido fought back when she tried to mount his snout.
That is one haggard scar
@flo Fido chewed her a new ass hole all right
That’s where they had to make the c-section cut in order to get Matteo out.
@dude : best.comment.ever.
Well, she’s either had a hip replaced, or she’s a secret badass and that’s a scar from a motorcycle accident.
That scar is from her pimp.
she actually has good legs for an old woman, she has better legs than some 25 year olds i know, yes thats pretty bad.
Anyone who know that is on her arm? Looks familiar, but I can’t quite place him.
I thought maybe it’s James (“Caretaker”) Hampton, but…he doesn’t look 75 to me.
At least now we know where Matthew gets his inability to keep his shirt on from.
Nice English there bud!
Ending a sentence with a preposition is fine, you numbskull.
but it should be “At least we now know where Matthew gets his inability to keep his shirt on from.” Or rather, “Now we know where Matthew gets his inability to keep his shirt on from.”
if the last word is a preposition, then add “, beotch”
Now we know from whom Matthew learned to appreciate his own beefcake body, beyotch.
Looks like she was stabbed. By the way, I’d hit it.
I don’t know about you guys, but I would knock the dust off that pussy! That right there is an experienced woman who probally knows how to satisfy a man. I bet she can take her teeth out to, which will provide a great oral experience.
I dunno man – what if the dentist was slack about sanding down the nubs? It’d be like banging shards of glass…but at least you could entertain yourself by winding up the teeth.
GILF, gotta love it
You need to quit the job at the rest home.
what’s with the silver suit, spaceman
Who the hell keeps inviting Courtney Love to these red carpet previews??
Fish this better not be the upskirt that sticks in my head all weekend~
I wonder if he came out of her vag with his tongue out?
nice granny panties.. oh wait–
I dunno… there are sure a lot worse ways to go than making love to a woman who looks like she does. Sign me up!
Get in line, bro
whoever you are, you are fucking hilarious; yes INDEED
Between the flash of ass and the pursed lip, I think someone is having an “oops I crapped my pants” moment.
great minds! i wanted to link that video on the pic of whoredouchean’s leather ass shot but it’s been taken down from youtube :(
She’s old. she’s not supposed to look or be fuckable.. .I mean sexually attractive. That’s why we like the young ones. ( “Hi I’m Chris Hansen with…”) Legal of course.
And yet, she does. If you’re over 55, at least.
Hmm…my guess is that she just blasted a nasty stale quief and is letting it loose rather than having to wallow in it! Her face says “my olfactory be painin”
Spanx a lot, Mrs. McConaughey.
You know what, I’m gonna’ be honest here. I’ve done worse.
I’d bang her turd cutter!! With my tongue!!
is it wrong for me to think she is actually kinda hot? :S
If *I* have legs that good by age 80, I will be a happy, happy woman.
Yes, she was born in 1930. Not bad for an octogenarian, eh?
oh my Godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
In SNL news, former Bill Clinton impersonator Darryl Hammond is now dating a sun-ravaged Amy Poehler.
I now know where he gets his midget forearms from.
Girlfriend has definitely kicked a few sharks in the ass.
Matthew needs a full body scrub. His skin has so many DEAD cells from constantly livin in the sun and not bathing, he looks dirty. Use a little shampoo too! At least bathe once a week unlike bi-weekly as he has stated.
Oh nice! I love beef jerky!
seriously? she looks great !!!
she made me crazy…………
I’m just wondering if she shaves her pussy.
oh, god, WHY?
100x better than Lohan. For real.
Someone gave the Senora a bit too much to drink!
Mom looks plastered. This explains a lot.
Nice scar, she’s from the hood
is it me or is he looking a bit aids-y