Matthew McConaughey Has a Great Mom
When we last left Matthew McConaughey’s mom Kay, she was promoting her memoirs by telling a story about Matthew’s father dying during sex and then showing off his giant dead penis to the EMTs. No, really. So of course she attended last night’s premiere of The Lincoln Lawyer and started flashing her old lady ass on the red carpet. Though to her credit, it looks less gray than Madonna’s and doesn’t have a gargoyle face. That’s just good genes.