Matthew Fox Allegedly Punched A Chick in The Lady Parts, All The Lady Parts

Speaking of woman-beaters, Jack Shepard, or “Matthew Fox“, whatever that means, apparently really wanted to crash a party bus in Cleveland Saturday night only to find himself blocked by some dumb cooze forcing him to take action. Fortunately Locke and Sawyer had stolen the briefcase full of guns earlier or this could’ve gone all wrong. TMZ reports:

We’re told a woman tried to block Fox from getting on the bus — at which point, he allegedly punched her in the breast and the vagina.
Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty officer — and was later detained by police.
Fox was released without being formally arrested.

As of this paragraph, TMZ has updated the report and vagina has now been changed to “stomach area” because drunk people have horrible aim. “Did I only hit your gunt? I need to re-examine my life,” Matthew Fox probably said. Also, the woman reportedly struck back though I’m going to assume that had more to do with the ending of LOST because boobs will grow back after you punch them. Sometimes, even thicker and more luxurious provided you don’t go against the grain. That’s always the trick.

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