Matthew Fox Allegedly Punched A Chick in The Lady Parts, All The Lady Parts

August 29th, 2011 // 29 Comments

Speaking of woman-beaters, Jack Shepard, or “Matthew Fox“, whatever that means, apparently really wanted to crash a party bus in Cleveland Saturday night only to find himself blocked by some dumb cooze forcing him to take action. Fortunately Locke and Sawyer had stolen the briefcase full of guns earlier or this could’ve gone all wrong. TMZ reports:

We’re told a woman tried to block Fox from getting on the bus — at which point, he allegedly punched her in the breast and the vagina.
Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty officer — and was later detained by police.
Fox was released without being formally arrested.

As of this paragraph, TMZ has updated the report and vagina has now been changed to “stomach area” because drunk people have horrible aim. “Did I only hit your gunt? I need to re-examine my life,” Matthew Fox probably said. Also, the woman reportedly struck back though I’m going to assume that had more to do with the ending of LOST because boobs will grow back after you punch them. Sometimes, even thicker and more luxurious provided you don’t go against the grain. That’s always the trick.

Photos: Splash, WENN

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  1. Hickok

    I’m thinking Jack still thinks he’s on the island and this chick was really Daniel Faraday in drag and she was keeping time travel secrets from him again.

  2. Greenie65

    Live together, punch-chicks- in- the- vagina- and- tits alone.

  3. no idea who he is but that’s a douchey satan beard, so the story makes perfect sense

  4. forrest gump

    this because most homosexuals, like him, can’t stand women.
    THEY’RE ARE JUST JEALOUS!!

  5. JoynerDwight

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  6. Deacon Jones

    I have a feeling I would’ve been hysterically laughing watching this go down.

  7. Jesus Christ, your Lord & Saviour

    Prayers of ass cancer for JoynerDwight are trending high. What gives..?

  8. RoboZombie

    What an ass. Someone needs to cock-punch this wuss!

  9. Tommy

    Well, that’s another way to get into the hatch.

  10. Rough's lazy lick from Irene

    The cops let the guy go as soon as he took off the leather apron. Still the smooth talker I always heard about.

  11. Beefarino

    He pulled a Hurley

  12. Linxx

    why was she blocking him? Woman are not infallible

  13. Rough's lazy lick from Irene

    Buy, would he be justified if lady gaga was doing hip hop and call herself Kreayshawn?

  14. I’m not sure what I think of Serj Tankian’s new look.

  15. Alberta Mike

    He just wanted off the island, leave the guy alone.

  16. Alixia

    WTF Jack? You crazy asshole! Jesus Christ. But anyway, who punches a woman in her vagina? I haven’t personally experienced the sensation (save accidentally walking in to the corners of desks etc.), but I don’t think it would be a very successful move to cripple the enemy. Going for the boobays is a low move though, those things are painful. Take your Daddy issues out on something else in future Jack, vaginas are not for punching, you dick.

  17. Unf

    If only I´d get one dollar for each time i see the word “vagina” misused by americans… Is this just an annoying habit or plain ignorance?

  18. Bob

    Did he hit her in the breasts and vagina at the same time? That had to be an awkward fighting stance.
    Was it both breasts? And her vagina? At the same time?
    he must have been using his magic Island powers he got from Jacob..

  19. Matthew Fox Assault
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    It was actually a punch/kick in the breast/vagina. When done at once proves he couldn’t be drunk.

  20. Clown Shoes

    Can’t wait to see how this all ends. There must be a twist.

  21. Ugh just totally ugh. Punching a woman and, well, punching anyone on the bus?? So unattractive and idiotic.

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