Mary-Kate Olsen is a Muppet, or a Jedi – or both, I dunno

October 16th, 2007 // 60 Comments
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When I first looked at this picture, I thought, oh, hey, awesome Master Yoda. Maybe he’ll do some crazy lightsaber attacks or something. But then I looked closely, and, man, it’s Mary-Kate Olsen. That’s like meeting a hot girl and having her promise you an evening of “lots of naked stuff.” Only you get her home, turn on the lights, and holy shit, it’s Tara Reid – with her shirt off. Why does the left one look like that – oh, dude, your stomach. Put your shirt back on. Please. I have a very full stomach and a heart condition.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. the most beautiful….corpse.

  2. Jade

    Just another white girl that is useless, and look how ugly she is. Who would actually want to fuck that nastiness. Well expect stupid white guys.

  3. justtheobvious

    Damn, what a train wreck. She looks as fake as Michael Jackson. She needs to slit her wrists or something, it would be a good gesture for world peace.

  4. Spank Yermama

    to the fat racist girl who just made the comment about white guys. White guys dont want to bone this Cruella de Ville Olsen skank, and we also dont want to bone fat cellulite-dimpled ghetto hos either, so leave that last Twinkie in the box, and put the ribs down.

  5. Sugreev

    I don’t know how people even find that “thing” hot.She looks like she was a Peckinese in her last life.

  6. Gloria

    she scared me , i prefer to seeing her photos on a celebrities site called sugarcupid.com. they are much better there.

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