Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen take cell phones

June 21st, 2007 // 80 Comments
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen demanded that all guests check their cell phones and BlackBerrys at the door to their 21st birthday party last Friday because they didn’t want any illicit pictures ruining their six-figure asking price for exclusive photos. Although I could put up random pictures from an 80-year-old woman’s birthday party and you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Except that maybe Mary-Kate was looking a bit more youthful than usual. I’m 99% convinced these two are monsters. Regular cameras probably wouldn’t even pick up their picture.

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  1. Ally

    Even though I’m sad to say it, Mary-Kate looks awful here.

    They have taken their whole grunge trend way too far. They really could be cute, I think. Look here: http://www.poster.net/olsen-twins-the/olsen-twins-the-photo-the-olsen-twins-6234389.jpg

    That picture is just a little better, right? A tiny bit?

  2. aren’t their 15 minutes up yet? that monsters pic really just confirmed that they are *really* unattractive!

  3. boxerdude

    she looks like a bladder on a stick

  4. pohzimi

    erps she looks like a whore here. they’re actually really pretty, but what’s with the ratty hair and grandmother lipstick??

  5. Caminador

    The cellphone guy and the z-instead-of-s girl need to spend less time here and more time reading. Or redoing 5th grade.

    I think you guys are a little harsh. I mean, unarguably, they have not aged well, but the Full House years? C’mon, hot. Real hot.

    #13, rofl.

  6. CC

    They used to be so cute. And now they look like bag ladies from Planet X.

  7. captain obvious

    I hate the Olsen twins too. They are so retched. I can’t believe everyone was counting down until they turned 18…and instead they turned 92.

  8. I think it is a resonable thing to do but I could care less about them….

  9. jus'stupid

    They used to be cute. All dogs are cute when they are real young.

  10. maeby

    I wonder if they even have reflections..

  11. miss oblivious

    I always hated these little turds. Even in Full House, I always thought the baby looked like an ugly little monkey. Now they just look like larger sized ugly little monkeys. Ick. And it looks like they’ve got fabulous taste & personalities to boot. Ick.

  12. #55=Clamidia:
    Zchoolz out for Zummer
    Zchoolz out for ever!

    I will zpell however
    I fuckin want to..
    what R U my fuckin Englizh
    ugly teacher with the horzeteeth?
    Mind your buzinezz, bitch…..

  13. Wally'sPinkWoodenHorse

    krazi, zhouldn’t you be in zummer zchool?

  14. theblender101

    i love mk…shes so thin. it’s awesome

  15. I’ve taken shits that were more attractive than this broad.

  16. jrzmommy

    What odd little people they are.

  17. Super Perv

    I’d make ‘em both swallow my manhood ’til they puked then slide my vomit-coated member up their skinny asses until I climaxed
    (but that’s just me)

  18. farty_mcshitface

    man, they look horrible as usual. always wearing some cover up kind of clothing to hide their bony frames. i don’t know who they think they are kidding besides themselves. it may already be too late for them to build up their bone strength since they are no longer little girls. most likely, by the time they are in their late 20′s to about 30- their bones will have the strength and resiliency of a piece of chalk and then all the money in the world can’t help them then. all that shit just to look fashionably thin- pretty fuckin pathetic.

  19. Caminador

    Krazi, you are a dumb, dumb person.

  20. yea #69=fitting # for U
    Clamidia…iz that all
    U have, bitch…fuck U>

  21. kelly o

    Please Mary Kate and Ashley, morph back into Michelle…..You were so cute back when?

  22. justice

    yo they are so cool you guys are crazy if you don’t like them!!! but does not look good in this picture!!!!!she looks drunk!!!!! know am i rightguys !!!!!!!!!!!

  23. justice

    yo they are so cool you guys are crazy if you don’t like them!!! but does not look good in this picture!!!!!she looks drunk!!!!! know am i rightguys !!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Pariz waz freed at 6:00 a.m.
    to eat her cupcakez Eastern
    time ..zhe waved and smiled
    az zhe walked down the katwalk
    into her mommyz crying armz…

  25. great thinking… its their choice to have their privacy in the party n nt aloowin ne cell fones or blacberries… n how cud u call em MONSTERS??? excuse me… they r just known to be good!

    –zEaLoUsMe–
    aka #1 olsen fan
    Olsens Live 4-eva!!!

  26. Robyn-O

    Why does Mary-Kate always look like a crazy old bag lady? She should come out with a perfume that smells of cardboard boxes and old urine. And what’s with the fur? So un-cool.
    And Ashley is usually the epitome of style and grace. Well, so much for the theory that identical twins are, well, identical.

  27. they are cool how can you all say there bitches and stuff your all just jelous coz they are cute nice and i dont blame them for doin tht they are my idols for lyf
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    I LOVE YOU MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN

  28. mckenna

    mary kate and ashley are vey stupid and they look horrible now when they used to look very pretty but thats what they get for taking drugs.

  29. mckenna

    mary kate and ashley are vey stupid and they look horrible now when they used to look very pretty but thats what they get for taking drugs.

  30. Halloween is way over girls find some clothing & throw away those awful costumes you have on….the coke is still getting to them

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