Mary-Kate Olsen Served Bowls Of Cigarettes At Her Wedding
You know how everyone at a wedding reception either silently or audibly — depending on how well everyone at the table knows each other — judges every single detail of the decor and surroundings? Well, that shit took a hard left at Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy’s nuptials when the servers brought out the bowls of Newports with the hors d’oeuvres. Via Page Six:
The reception was held at a private residence on 49th Street, between Second and Third avenues; cocktails were served in a rear garden before the 50 guests dined indoors. Attendees were required to turn in their cellphones beforehand. Party decor consisted of “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night,” the source said.
I love the idea that you’re a rude asshole if you get a text during Michelle’s reception, but if by chance you’re asthmatic and nearly die from being hotboxed by Manhattan’s elite, then you and your pauper’s lungs can go fuck yourself. That’s some next level GOOP shit except instead of charging a grand for assnaps, you fork over a few years of your life just to be associated with the creepiest celebrity couple since Howard the Duck and Lea Thompson. Remember that? When a human woman almost fucked an animatronic bird-person in that movie we all watched as kids?
Fun Fact: Elizabeth Olsen’s nipples have never even touched a cigarette.