Mary Jane Will Be In ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ Is Probably That Chick From That Show

Casting has already started for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which was immediately greenlit thanks to the first one still making a ton of money despite being an unnecessary sequel that you can literally feel the studio going, “Okay, now make him swing on a bunch of cranes. People love cranes.” That said, one of its highlights was sticking more closely to the comics with the Gwen Stacy storyline and presumably having that end with Peter Parker consoling himself in ginger pussy just as Stan Lee envisioned. “Dr. Firecrotch-Man!” I believe he originally wanted to call the whole thing. Variety reports:

It looks like Mary Jane Watson is back in Peter Parker’s life, as “The Descendants” star Shailene Woodley is in early talks to play the redheaded love interest in Sony’s “The Amazing Spider-Man 2.”
Woodley is the studio’s leading choice to join stars Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in the Marc Webb-directed sequel, which is preparing to start casting. Character breakdowns have gone out to talent agencies, and Electro is rumored to be one of the villains the filmmakers are considering for the next installment of the hit comicbook franchise.

Of course, the casting of Shailene Woodley could get derailed if Ricky knocks her up again and that baby dies just like Ben and Adrian’s did because his dad married Stiffler’s mom even though she was a hooker and God fucking hates that. I’m sorry, what just happened there? I blacked out for a second.

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