Mary Jane Will Be In ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ Is Probably That Chick From That Show

October 11th, 2012 // 26 Comments
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Casting has already started for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which was immediately greenlit thanks to the first one still making a ton of money despite being an unnecessary sequel that you can literally feel the studio going, “Okay, now make him swing on a bunch of cranes. People love cranes.” That said, one of its highlights was sticking more closely to the comics with the Gwen Stacy storyline and presumably having that end with Peter Parker consoling himself in ginger pussy just as Stan Lee envisioned. “Dr. Firecrotch-Man!” I believe he originally wanted to call the whole thing. Variety reports:

It looks like Mary Jane Watson is back in Peter Parker’s life, as “The Descendants” star Shailene Woodley is in early talks to play the redheaded love interest in Sony’s “The Amazing Spider-Man 2.”
Woodley is the studio’s leading choice to join stars Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone in the Marc Webb-directed sequel, which is preparing to start casting. Character breakdowns have gone out to talent agencies, and Electro is rumored to be one of the villains the filmmakers are considering for the next installment of the hit comicbook franchise.

Of course, the casting of Shailene Woodley could get derailed if Ricky knocks her up again and that baby dies just like Ben and Adrian’s did because his dad married Stiffler’s mom even though she was a hooker and God fucking hates that. I’m sorry, what just happened there? I blacked out for a second.

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  1. I loved the “Amazing Spider-Man” movie. It was pretty damn good. Then again Spider-Man is my favourite superhero.

    A little advice to this young woman. The key to playing Mary Jane is to have your nipples on prominent display during all the crucial scenes a la Kirsten Dunst.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    no idea who that skank is, don’t care about shit-tastic re-re-re-re-re-rehashed comic book movies, but shailene is a trailer park name if i’ve ever heard one.

  3. Shailene Woodley Cleavage Side Boob MTV Movie Awards
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    She’s girl next door pretty. Is that enough to get the big break in Hollywood? I guess so.
    Hope pics don’t leak of her servicing a director in the backseat of a car…because all blockbuster movie casting decisions are of course based on acting talent alone.

  4. Mr. Poop

    bad call, that girl is a really shitty actress

    • She was amazing in The Descendants

      • cc

        I thought so too actually. For someone with modest acting experience, she did a fine job. Kind of funny looks, sometimes she looks a kind of plain, but there were a couple of shots in The Descendants where she looked stunning.

      • Ditto The Descendants. She was really in the running for an Oscar nomination for that; she didn’t get it, but looking back at the list of nominees, she should have. Keep in mind that this was her first movie role—everything else being TV, and mostly crappy teen dramas at that—and she held her own with George Fucking Clooney.

        Fish—majorly uncool, dude.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      it’s a spider man movie, Mr. Poop. Do you think Megan Fox was in that nerd robot porn because she can act her way out of a wet paper bag or because she can bend over a camaro?

      I’d say it’s a bad call because she isn’t eye candy enough.

    • brian

      Guess you didn’t see “The Descendants” you’d have to be blind or deaf to call her a shitty actress after seeing that movie.

  5. EricLr

    Every now and then, Hollywood actually makes a rare film that isn’t a sequel, prequel, remake, re-imagining, reboot, comic book adaptation, or TV show adaptation.

    Hard to believe, but it’s true. I’ve seen them. Very rare in the wild, but spectacular when you run across one.

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    I don’t know who she is or what “The Descendants” is, but I’d lick her boob mole. You know which one.

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  9. Cate

    It is a scientific fact that this girl is incredibly homely looking.

  10. Nerdgirl

    Sorry, but this gal shouldn’t go anywhere near the role of Mary Jane. MJ was supposed to be smokin hot as she was a supermodel at one time. Miss Woodley is girl-next-door cute at best. Pass.

  11. poop

    average looking at best

  12. kimmykimkim

    You had me at “Mary Jane” and lost me at “spiderman”.

  13. Troll's Nighmare

    Don’t really see her appeal. But I have yet to examine her in a biki… I mean acting talents.

  14. woah

    Wow this chick is ugly! Who’s dick did she suck to get anywhere near a camera?

  15. Tiger

    This can’t be. When you put Andrew Garfield in a wig and call him Mary Jane, you’re failing at Spider-man.

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    She’s the girl from the fundie show, Secret Life of American Teenager.

  17. Betta RedNeckinize

    Looks like Honey-Boo Boo’s third cousin in law.

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