Marky Mark Skipped Donnie Wahlberg & Jenny McCarthy’s Wedding

September 2nd, 2014 // 19 Comments

Probably coz Jenny McCarthy’s gawddamn tits make you wanna mastahbate, and when you mastahabate you ain’t gawt enough strength to stawp 9/11, frickin’ Mahky Mahk didn’t even go to his brotha Donnie’s weddin’ in frickin’ Chicago. But he did send him this wickid pissah video on Instagram which the cheap bastahd prawbly counted as a weddin’ gift. How’s Donnie s’posed to buy a gawddamn cheese slicer at gawddamn Crate and Barrah wit a gawddamn video? It ain’t like frickin’ cash or nahtin’.

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  1. Oh come on this slut wearing a white dress!

  2. He didn’t want Jenny killing his kids. I can’t say that I blame him.

  3. It cannot be deny: those huge boobs of hers look mighty delicious in that dress.

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    “Is Marky Mark coming to the wedding?”
    “Nah. I think he’s fighting imaginary robots in a Michael Bay film or something.”

  5. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Wedding
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    “How about a little kiss?”
    “No. I just remembered, sexual contact causes autism and I forgot to sign your pre-nup.”

  6. That’s wicked mean of him.

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    “Hey Sweetheart! The other new kids decided to take time away from parking cars to serenade you on our wedding day!”

    “That’s terrific! you guys start, I’ll be at the bar.”

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    “We are going to have so much sex on our honeymoon.”
    “Ha ha ha!… Oh, you’re serious.”

  9. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Donnie Wahlberg Wedding
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    “I hear crazy girls are great in the sack!”
    “When you find one, you let me know. Okay?”

  10. Anonymous

    A CDC scientist named Dr. William Thompson has come forward admitting that he and his coauthors committed scientific fraud lied to the public and to Congress about the MMR vaccine being linked to autism. They have known that there was an increased risk of autism with this vaccine for 13 years and chose to hid this information from the public.

  11. She finally found a guy with the “right stuff.”

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    We all know they didn’t go, because he has 4 kids and he doesn’t want them to die from catching polio or whatever from some of her guests…

  13. Short Round

    What a fucking asshole. Never liked this self-absorbed dickhead. Not to mention convicted felon. Don’t even have to fart in the bride’s direction if you don’t want to. But you go to your brother’s wedding for your brother. Unless he hates his brother too in which case I refer you to my topic sentence.

  14. “Hi, Donnie. Hi, Jenny. So sorry I can’t make it to your wedding. But I told you before, this is the weekend I’m having my eyebrows threaded.”

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