Marky Mark Skipped Donnie Wahlberg & Jenny McCarthy’s Wedding
Probably coz Jenny McCarthy’s gawddamn tits make you wanna mastahbate, and when you mastahabate you ain’t gawt enough strength to stawp 9/11, frickin’ Mahky Mahk didn’t even go to his brotha Donnie’s weddin’ in frickin’ Chicago. But he did send him this wickid pissah video on Instagram which the cheap bastahd prawbly counted as a weddin’ gift. How’s Donnie s’posed to buy a gawddamn cheese slicer at gawddamn Crate and Barrah wit a gawddamn video? It ain’t like frickin’ cash or nahtin’.