Mark Wahlberg Senses Trouble And Other News

“Hey, honey, call the Pentagon, would ya? I got one of dem hahd-ons again, could mean terrahism.”

- Redheads Are All The Rage These Days [theCHIVE]

- Tom Hiddleston is your Glamour Man of the Year. [Lainey Gossip]

- 15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind [BuzzFeed]

- The Olsen Twins are international assassins now. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Alba in super-tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Teresa Palmer honestly didn’t expect anyone to recognize her in a sports bra. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Joe Manganiello is shirtless on the cover of Men’s Health. [TooFab]

- Chloe Sevigny’s prosthetic transvestite penis, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- There’s More Than One Way To Open A Beer [Heavy]

- G.I. Joe: Retaliation didn’t have enough Channing Tatum. No, really. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties [Bleacher Report]

- Apparently Bravo feels the Real Housewives are a grotesque enough parody already. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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