Mark Wahlberg Senses Trouble And Other News

May 31st, 2012 // 9 Comments

“Hey, honey, call the Pentagon, would ya? I got one of dem hahd-ons again, could mean terrahism.”

- Redheads Are All The Rage These Days [theCHIVE]

- Tom Hiddleston is your Glamour Man of the Year. [Lainey Gossip]

- 15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind [BuzzFeed]

- The Olsen Twins are international assassins now. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Alba in super-tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Teresa Palmer honestly didn’t expect anyone to recognize her in a sports bra. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Joe Manganiello is shirtless on the cover of Men’s Health. [TooFab]

- Chloe Sevigny‘s prosthetic transvestite penis, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- There’s More Than One Way To Open A Beer [Heavy]

- G.I. Joe: Retaliation didn’t have enough Channing Tatum. No, really. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties [Bleacher Report]

- Apparently Bravo feels the Real Housewives are a grotesque enough parody already. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. cc

    When she offered him a blowjob, I am sure he had something far more rewarding in mind.

    (Yes, I am picking the low-hanging joke fruit this morning.)

  2. The only thing that gives me a bonah anymore is looking at myself.

  3. Mark Wahlberg Spray Tan Underwear Speedo Balcony
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Men getting spray tans…..yea….that’s not gay.

  4. King Diamond

    I sense gynecomastia in the near future from steroid abuse.

  5. Mark Wahlberg Spray Tan Underwear Speedo Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he’s definitely a lefty.

  6. Jessica

    Fuck yes!! YUM, I so would do naughty things to this guy,…This web site is the best!!

  7. yeahh

    he’s starting to resemble homer simpson

  8. Mark Wahlberg Spray Tan Underwear Speedo Balcony
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s gonna be a star. A great big shining star!

  9. Bob

    I thought this was supposed to be a movie about bodybuilding? There’s going to be a lot of CGI work needed to remove that gut and love-handles.

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