“Hey, honey, call the Pentagon, would ya? I got one of dem hahd-ons again, could mean terrahism.”
- Redheads Are All The Rage These Days [theCHIVE]
- Tom Hiddleston is your Glamour Man of the Year. [Lainey Gossip]
- 15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind [BuzzFeed]
- The Olsen Twins are international assassins now. [Dlisted]
- Jessica Alba in super-tight jeans. [Popoholic]
- Teresa Palmer honestly didn’t expect anyone to recognize her in a sports bra. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Joe Manganiello is shirtless on the cover of Men’s Health. [TooFab]
- Chloe Sevigny‘s prosthetic transvestite penis, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- There’s More Than One Way To Open A Beer [Heavy]
- G.I. Joe: Retaliation didn’t have enough Channing Tatum. No, really. [FilmDrunk]
- 25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties [Bleacher Report]
- Apparently Bravo feels the Real Housewives are a grotesque enough parody already. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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When she offered him a blowjob, I am sure he had something far more rewarding in mind.
(Yes, I am picking the low-hanging joke fruit this morning.)
The only thing that gives me a bonah anymore is looking at myself.
Men getting spray tans…..yea….that’s not gay.
I sense gynecomastia in the near future from steroid abuse.
Well, he’s definitely a lefty.
Fuck yes!! YUM, I so would do naughty things to this guy,…This web site is the best!!
he’s starting to resemble homer simpson
He’s gonna be a star. A great big shining star!
I thought this was supposed to be a movie about bodybuilding? There’s going to be a lot of CGI work needed to remove that gut and love-handles.