“Oh my gahd, is that terrorism? There’s about to be a whole lot of blood around here…” *takes off pants*
For reasons known only to him and a strong, muscular black man, Mark Wahlberg decided to spend the weekend in Miami walking around his hotel balcony in his underwear and/or shirtless. He also spent a lot of that time looking through a monocular because apparently Marky Mark is a Revolutionary War general. “Fuck me, is that the British? Prepare to taste smooth, creamy thigh, you red bastards!” *makes Revolutionary Wah a whole ‘nothah story*
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The Times They Are a-Changin’
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Chris Redfield!
um, yes please
Finally something nice for the ladies! Keep this up Fishypoo! x0x0
Yes I am a different April replying to april. You can tell the difference cuz I use the capital A, cheers!
“for the ladies” yeah you go ahead and believe that…meanwhile fish is spackling his office
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration
Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
“What the Hell, bro? Did I or did I not tell you to say hello to your mother for me?!”
well, you’d think he’d be a little less conspicuous when eye-fucking dudes thru a spyglass…perhaps his chocolate bear double-dog dared him to do it
“Do you believe this? They’re not even saying ‘hi’ to their mothers for me.”
This should be your final five for the ladies, Fish. Yes, please, Marky Mark… I feel it baby!!!
Saw Hunger Games.. it sucked.
“i’m the guy who does his job! you must be the other guy.”
In unrelated news, Kris Jenner just sold a ton of lube to an unidentified 90′s one-hit wonder.
Is that a third nipple on his belly? If it’s his bellybutton, it looks a bit um, different, no?
PS For those so inclined: googling third nipple will result in a plethora of unusual pics, mostly of dudes.
Note to Rhianna: THAT’S how you peep a dude’s phone.
Yes.
If I can’t have more Skarsgard, Marky Mark is a great substitute.
PS Smooth creamy thigh and revolutionary wah really got me hahaha
He makes Simon Cowell look like a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Squint and he is a cyclops.
Now, c’mon. He’s just trying to see what it’s like to be that guy he half blinded.
Hairy nipples! Gross!
I’d like to spy on him. ;)
gawd, he is the very definition of the word STUD……looking good!
Nice tits, bro. I can see your tattoo removal didn’t go so well, either.
The tape self motivation tape he’s listening to is going: “I’m a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star!”
still sexy
Yeah, He IS a Star, unless you ‘ve been living under a rock for the last 10 years.
And the bod is for a movie, unless you didn’t read the article. He is usually buff, but not this exaggerated.
This guy is soo yummy
Mmmm yeah that’s it…
He DEFINATELY has a mistress…LOL!
Is he tryin to pack his package?
WTF???
lol…is that a tubby TUMMICK we see poking out??? hmmmm???? hahaha!!!
More TUMMICK!!! (suck it in!!!!) Lol!!!!!!!
Hey Mark, your fugly-ass wife, Rhea Durham is a pathetic,douchebag whore!!!! Say hello to her for me!