Mark Wahlberg Is Shirtless, Sees You

April 2nd, 2012 // 38 Comments
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“Oh my gahd, is that terrorism? There’s about to be a whole lot of blood around here…” *takes off pants*

For reasons known only to him and a strong, muscular black man, Mark Wahlberg decided to spend the weekend in Miami walking around his hotel balcony in his underwear and/or shirtless. He also spent a lot of that time looking through a monocular because apparently Marky Mark is a Revolutionary War general. “Fuck me, is that the British? Prepare to taste smooth, creamy thigh, you red bastards!” *makes Revolutionary Wah a whole ‘nothah story*

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. americana

    Chris Redfield!

  2. um, yes please

  3. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Black, white, red, brown
    Feel the vibration
    Come on come on
    Feel it feel it
    Feel the vibration

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “What the Hell, bro? Did I or did I not tell you to say hello to your mother for me?!”

  5. joe biden quaffs obama's santorum

    well, you’d think he’d be a little less conspicuous when eye-fucking dudes thru a spyglass…perhaps his chocolate bear double-dog dared him to do it

  6. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
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    “Do you believe this? They’re not even saying ‘hi’ to their mothers for me.”

  7. YoMamma

    This should be your final five for the ladies, Fish. Yes, please, Marky Mark… I feel it baby!!!

  8. AAPL made me rich!

    Saw Hunger Games.. it sucked.

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    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    “i’m the guy who does his job! you must be the other guy.”

  10. In unrelated news, Kris Jenner just sold a ton of lube to an unidentified 90′s one-hit wonder.

  11. Isabel

    Is that a third nipple on his belly? If it’s his bellybutton, it looks a bit um, different, no?

    PS For those so inclined: googling third nipple will result in a plethora of unusual pics, mostly of dudes.

  12. Note to Rhianna: THAT’S how you peep a dude’s phone.

  13. Locknload

    Yes.

    If I can’t have more Skarsgard, Marky Mark is a great substitute.

  14. Locknload

    PS Smooth creamy thigh and revolutionary wah really got me hahaha

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    Blech
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    He makes Simon Cowell look like a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

  16. Frugal Gourmet

    Squint and he is a cyclops.

  17. Now, c’mon. He’s just trying to see what it’s like to be that guy he half blinded.

  18. Angie

    Hairy nipples! Gross!

  19. Your Average Girl

    I’d like to spy on him. ;)

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    Mama Pinkus
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    gawd, he is the very definition of the word STUD……looking good!

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    Crispy Anus
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    Nice tits, bro. I can see your tattoo removal didn’t go so well, either.

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    Elf
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    The tape self motivation tape he’s listening to is going: “I’m a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star!”

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    still sexy

  24. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    Pat
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, He IS a Star, unless you ‘ve been living under a rock for the last 10 years.

  25. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    Pat
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    And the bod is for a movie, unless you didn’t read the article. He is usually buff, but not this exaggerated.

  26. SH

    This guy is soo yummy

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    Ohhhyeahhh
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm yeah that’s it…

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    rheaisawhore
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    He DEFINATELY has a mistress…LOL!

  29. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    rheaisawhore
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    Is he tryin to pack his package?

  30. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    rheaisawhore
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    WTF???

  31. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    rheaisawhore
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    lol…is that a tubby TUMMICK we see poking out??? hmmmm???? hahaha!!!

  32. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    rheaisawhore
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    More TUMMICK!!! (suck it in!!!!) Lol!!!!!!!

  33. Mark Wahlberg Underwear Shirtless Balcony
    rheaisawhore
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    Hey Mark, your fugly-ass wife, Rhea Durham is a pathetic,douchebag whore!!!! Say hello to her for me!

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