Mark Wahlberg Is Shirtless, Sees You

“Oh my gahd, is that terrorism? There’s about to be a whole lot of blood around here…” *takes off pants*

For reasons known only to him and a strong, muscular black man, Mark Wahlberg decided to spend the weekend in Miami walking around his hotel balcony in his underwear and/or shirtless. He also spent a lot of that time looking through a monocular because apparently Marky Mark is a Revolutionary War general. “Fuck me, is that the British? Prepare to taste smooth, creamy thigh, you red bastards!” *makes Revolutionary Wah a whole ‘nothah story*

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