Zack Morris Got Engaged Three Months After His Divorce, Why Not?

Sadly, this story has nothing to do with Kelly Kapowski. I’ve toyed with your emotions, I know. People reports:

Gosselaar, 36, whose divorce from Lisa Ann Russell was finalized in May, proposed recently with a 5 carat cushion-cut diamond ring, custom designed by his friend, jeweler Neil Lane.
“He couldn’t wait to propose,” Lane tells PEOPLE. “He was so excited to have found the woman of his dreams.”

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I will never understand dudes who get a divorce only to immediately get married again. It’s like those people who get out of prison but can’t handle it on the “outside” so they commit crimes to get back in. “It ain’t like it in here, Brooks. I was having sex with whoever I want, leaving shit all over the floor, never hearing one word about no curtains or some bitch in some office who’s trying to sabotage shit. Man, I hadn’t even seen the inside of a mall in months. World ain’t no place for a guy like me no more. Done changed on us. — So, do you think she’ll like this ring?”

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