Marisa Miller gets her bikini on

#96 lol

#97 The oldest? Why haven’t I heard of her outside of the Fish? Oh right…because I live here and never get out…

She’s as dead looking as a fish.

You’re all a bunch of closet necros.

#99 They call it “mannequinesque”. I hear it’s the new black

5’8″ and 110 lb. is freaky thin. Photographs well, but in person it’s ungodly. Nothing natural about it. Some sick diet/exercise plan, guaranteed.

Which doesn’t matter, because it just makes her so HOT, doesn’t it?

BTW, that seriously tanned skin may look nice now, but in 10, 20 years it’s gonna be sad.

99- You must be a real looker darlin’.
If dead fish look like that than I will have the tuna steak…thank you.

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Marisa does NOT have implants. She said so herself on her forum and she’s says that every woman must decide what’s right for their own body. Marisa was uh, “gifted” from a young age

Wanky’s a retard!

Wow, what a fun game!

4th Row 4th picture: GREAT MONKEY SHOT!!!

To all you Kelly Clarkson fans whooting and hollering about how she looked great well HERE’S A GOOD LOOKING BODY! And no she aint no anorexic hollywood bitch.

TIGHTEST BOD ON THE PLANET

10: thats why all cocktail waitressed model.

dumb bitch

Marissa Miller is gorgeous, fake boobs or not. A. She surfs, and B. she’s from Santa Cruz. Although, it is hard to surf with fake boobs.

I’d drink her bathwater, please?

Marissa Miller is a vision of perfection, a beautiful, athletic woman who obviously takes care of herself. As another poster observed, her extremely low body fat makes implants almost necessary in her profession, and the results are hardly “awful”. She’s absolutely gorgeous!

So, to all you bitter jealous heifers out there, and you know who you are, swilling coke and munching on potato chips, planting your fat asses on the couch in front of the TV 6+ hours a day, who haven’t exercised or been laid in years, if ever, you suck. Sadly, excluding motivations limited to pity or extreme desperation, no man without a felony conviction or more than a 3″ cock will ever have sex with you.

I can see why some of you whales might be angry, as two-thirds of you are morbidly obese, lazy, bull dykes. While, Marissa Miller has many desirable genetic traits that are entirely beyond her control, and beyond your reach, she also has the drive and discipline to realize her potential. And that makes her even more attractive.

# 68, well said. She is a model not a celeb.

Yeah, she’s hot and so is every single 20 to 30 yr old model. Or most girls in LA. I’m bored instantly looking at these pictures.
In fact I’m bored of all the blond and bland models. They all look the same to me.
VC should use models with more alternative looks for a change. Tats and piercings, edgy as hell. There’s nothing intersting about a bland looking chick no matter how hot she is.
Personality is what makes a person hot.
Blah.

Marisa is the epitome of health and youth; probably no other model looks as natural as Marisa in a bikini. She’s a Santa Cruz surfer chick, after all.

oooh I have been thinking about buying that bikini !! Thanks for the pics it looks much cuter on then the one measle pic in the catalog and woo hoo it is on sale !!!

ur pathetic you god damn whore im not retarded~!

shes f***ing hot

BONES RULE!!!!!!!!!

If this chick really looks like this and it’s all natural, then I salute her.

And by salute I mean with a tool guaranteed to get her juices going again after Krazikelli gets her lesbo fix in.

i agree thanks for bumping this one up to the top—i always check back (for some reason, 5-10 times during the weekend)

omg a model with an actual figure for once [read: with a chest]. models these days usually come in two sizes – skinny and skinnier.

marisa miller, i salute you.

::yawn:: another chick in a bikini. Yay. I almost clicked back because I’ve seen it before. Take the head off any Vicki Secrets model and they all look the same. I have to work at the Limited Brands corperate office anyway.

re 18: actually you seem more like an ugly jealous bitch

Indeed #113! I love my girls looking bad.
But I guess that’s what Suicide Girls is for.
Put up pictures of SG girls please, Superfish.

What I find funny and kinda sad is so many guys on here defending her when she’d never even consider sleeping or even talking with any of you. I’d never defend a guy no matter how hot I found him unless I’d slept with him or kissed him or something. And it’s all a matter of taste. I think she’s a little generic and boney for my liking, but maybe that’s because I haven’t seen her in person.

#125

The same thought just crossed my mind. All these guys rallying to her defense when in reality not only wouldn’t she give them the time of day but she also stop to put out the flames if they were on fire. And then calling everyone else ugly when they are probably acne-riddled basement dwellers who’ve only see the female form on the internet and in magazines.

As for this Marisa, meh. I’d take Jessica Biel any day of the week over this beanpole. Now that’s a girl with a fit body. Nice and tight with a booty to boot. 5″8 and 110 looks great on film but I prefer more cushion for the pushing.

i want to wear her bikini bottoms on my face…let me know if their available…

i mean “they’re” not their….good graciousness now i’m gonna have a WOODY all weekend..she is over the top beautiful…

wow i like her even more now that i noticed someone wrote she would never consider sleeping or talking with random anonymous bloggers…finally a beautiful celebrity that holds out…wow now i’m in love too ;-)

also she was in PERFECT 10??? anyone know what issue…i gotta get my hands on that issue(as soon as i’m done spanking my monkey) this woman is incredible!!!!!!!

I’m a jack-off just trying to waste everyone’s time.

This woman is flawless! It hurts to look at her.
As far as I know Alessandra Ambrósio and Gisele Bündchen did *not* have breast implants (none of them). Alessandra’s case is not even open for discussions, since she’s got nada (nothing in Portuguese). But I bet Gisele’s are real as well. And better, muuuch better.
But back to the bikini goddess you posted… Blargh! I don’t want to go back there. It makes me depressed. Repeating to emphasize: the darned woman is flawless, flawless! And trust me, I have searched well.

If I can just get my finger out of my ass I can push my cell phone in. Call me!

this morning was wonderful, I woke up to about 5 guys trying to give me head. It was my dream for my whole life to have so many guys on me at one time is the best thing I could ask for. I let a couple of them pook
me in the ass and now my fudge is packed.
never knew how nice it could be to have
so many guys at the same time.

The boobs are weird.

Not fake necessarily. They just look like they’re melting or something. Also looks like she had a rib removed.

Still hot though. Kinda has a MILF look. She looks like O.J. Simpson’s type.

Is this what a makeup artist’s job is like?? Wearing bikinis in exotic locations, applying makeup to the likes of Marisa Miller?

Hmm, I think I have thus far made a vocational error.

Wanky, do you suck your mother with that mouth?

very impressed that you’re aware of what you are —congrats on the self awareness, not put that in a bigger context and you can discover how ironic you are as well!!!!
rock on jack off

Looks like another Victoria’s Secret tranny beast to me.

meh

And another thing all the “dudes” getting all defensive about this obvious hermaphrodite, are just smacking of closet homo, just saying she’s hot ’cause they think that’s what heteros are supposed to do and thus, overcompensating.

yes, I’ve returned my good sir, and this message is to the techclerk. This is also my
dream #134. Why didn’t you invite me. I still
have a dick last time I looked.

That is definitely a hot photoshoot…

More of these models need a rack like that.

to answer the jealous heifer uglies comments, i have nothing against fake tits- just the fact that they are timebombs and ultimately a kamakazi mission for the chest-ever seen them when they get old? they look like pectoral testicles, and they’re irreversible.

now, if stem cell research were allowed, we’d be able to grow a woman’s own breast tissue in a lab, and implant it in the chest. right now, implants are a hasty, cheap, and barbaric alternative. a plastic surgeon told me this should be available in less than 20 years. Without Bush in office, it would already be here.

so, number 143, if you want all models to have a nice rack with a real shelf life, vote democrat.

Nothing special, just a skank that looks exactly like 10 billion others trying her hardest to look hot and to get some attention. Her body is nothing special, can we say skinny chick with flat booty and flaccid body? Her face is ok, but again, nothing special. And remember, this chick will never, ever, ever look a 1% as hot and fuckable as Britney used to look and be.
Just another boring stupid skank that looks like 10 billion others and there’s nothing special about her. BOOOOOORING. Give me some Kim Kardashian.

Yes, love the peeing pics. Must have been a very unskilled photog who did the shoot, they generally don’t capture streams of water pouring off her vajajay. Nonethe less, thank you for the visual… indeed.