Victoria’s Secret model Marisa Miller was spotted in a bikini for some random photo shoot on the beach. And in case you’re wondering, Marisa Miller in a bikini is 100% the absolute most important news ever. The moon landing? Yeah, that was pretty important I guess, but compared to this it might as well have been about the time I had cereal for breakfast.
EDIT: Moved this up. I’d much rather look at this all weekend than Britney Spears trying to buy a bird in her pajamas.
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Donkey | June 22, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Don’t know who she is, but she’s definitely HOT!
sdfsdf | June 22, 2007 at 2:19 pm
FIIRST!
Fishstick | June 22, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I’d hit that! (who is this again?)
poorlycutpaperdoll | June 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm
sweeeeeeeet
Shuddap! | June 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Who the fuck is this person?
This site sucks balls.
“celebrity news” is what makes america fucking suck.
YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK, GO READ A BOOK BITCHES!
Ok, have a nice day!
Jessica | June 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm
about time we have a hottie on here. that’s the body i will have one day.lol
Eric | June 22, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Simply put “Yummy”, more of Marissa and let the hook nosed Giselle leave Vic Secret
Shuddap! | June 22, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Who the fuck is this person?
This site sucks balls.
“celebrity news” is what makes america fucking suck.
YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK, GO READ A BOOK BITCHES!
Ok, have a nice day!
Wanky | June 22, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Marissa grabbing an old woman’s ass in bikini….priceless!
ph7 | June 22, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Ehh, she’s cute, nice body, but she’s pretty much your average cocktail party blonde.
Donkey | June 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm
What do I have to do to see a nice ass shot on here?
yolatengo | June 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm
hot hot hot….i dont think she is human though
Doomhammer | June 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm
If any of you fat ugly jealous bitches dont know who Marisa Miller is, you should just crawl back into your donut box and shut the fuck up.
HOLY HELL SHE IS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT!
Jessica | June 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm
post some pictures of alessandra ambrosio and i will make this site my homepage. just kidding.
Stoned Bored | June 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm
By far the hottest chick on the planet.
Oh yeah, and I’d put it in her.
Donkey | June 22, 2007 at 2:27 pm
#13
I might be fat, ugly, and jealous, but I’m not a bitch. And you shouldn’t make fun of homeless people. A donut box is the best I could do.
Baroness | June 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm
It looks like she’s peeing in pic. 14.
Jessica | June 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/jessxmickelson/lmfao.jpg
this is what a ugly jealous bitch looks like.lol and no it’s not me its my bf’s ex. lol
Wanky | June 22, 2007 at 2:32 pm
this is my sexiest woman alive…oh and monica bellucci too!
Binky | June 22, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Looks a bit chilly on the beach.
Wonder if there’s a Genuine draft for the shoot – or whether it’s a Cold Filtered one ?
(Sorry… Miller beer humor is a bit Lite, not getting enuff sleep lately)
JumpinJ | June 22, 2007 at 2:35 pm
BOING!!! Marissa, baby! Call me! You got my number (wink)!
swan | June 22, 2007 at 2:43 pm
#10,
If she were at a cocktail party, none of the other girls would get any action.
This girl has an AWESOME figure(curves and super trim but with some thighs) and nice face, hair, etc.
bungoone | June 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm
13, so some people don’t know who this nobody is & they’re automatically a fat ugly jealous bitch? yeah, that makes sense. simmer the fuck down!
Sissy Boi | June 22, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Yes, golden shower in pic #14. She could piss on me while I jackoff in my pretty panties.
schack | June 22, 2007 at 2:52 pm
really nice fake tits. i want to congratulate her surgeon. i know what victoria’s true secret is, and it rhymes with illicone. well done, sir (or madam)!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html
Booka | June 22, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Ok I know she’s beautiful. In real life she doesn’t look real. I don’t mean real like in a good way I mean real like in a Blythe doll way. The booobs are WAY!!! too fake and there is no meat on that frame. If that’s what you like you should give up on all human relationships and just go buy a Real Doll and tell them to make it look like Marisa Miller.It would be cheaper and they probably eat the same amount of food.
C | June 22, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Too bad she’s half plastic, otherwise she’s hot!
schack | June 22, 2007 at 2:54 pm
i wanna poke one of ‘em big ol’ baggies and watch the gel squirt out…and yes, because i’m jealous and ugly.
schack | June 22, 2007 at 2:56 pm
victoria’s secret now features almost exclusively plastic women…
adriana lima, giselle, heidi klum and alessandria ambrosia ALL have fake tatas!
yolatengo | June 22, 2007 at 2:57 pm
why does your god give so much to some and so little to others???
WHY??!! just not fair.
can’t we leave off for the weekend with some britney? bald, fat, and with the touch of the down syndrome… yep, that’s how i like my ‘celebreties’
Jessica | June 22, 2007 at 3:00 pm
haha
can’t we leave off for the weekend with some britney? bald, fat, and with the touch of the down syndrome… yep, that’s how i like my ‘celebreties’
that cracked me up.
Boba Fett | June 22, 2007 at 3:04 pm
So hot.
Want to touch the heiny.
theoriginalmilf | June 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She’s got a nice bod (bought or otherwise), but her face looks kinda weird in some of the pics. Sorta like she’s got a deformed jaw from giving too many blow jobs.
Binky | June 22, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Fake or not she looks gr8, and as #20 says she seems to be living the ‘High Life’ or enjoying a ‘happy hour’ at the beach
(Subliminal Promotional consideration from the Miller Brewing Co.tm)
Hannah | June 22, 2007 at 3:23 pm
She used to model for JCrew BEFORE the fake tits. Then she had surgery and got hired by VS… coincidence?
J-me | June 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
She’s gotta have fake boobs because her bodyfat % is low. If she were fat like too many people in America are, then yeah she would naturally have them. And so what if she’s had surgery?? It’s funny how people automatically dislike someone that is beautiful and in shape. Who cares if she decided to enhance her body with implants. If it makes your super low self esteem creep up a notch to hate on her for it, maybe you should cut out the cupcakes and join a gym. Then when you look it the mirror you might actually feel better about yourself.
poorlycutpaperdoll | June 22, 2007 at 3:28 pm
can’t help liking those pics … this nobody does look like a barbie. Such healthy and fit figure!!
Paul | June 22, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I’d like to be the old lady getting her ass grabbed!
YouRang | June 22, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I just Read:
NEW YORK – NBC News is denying reports that it has offered as much as $1 million for the first interview with Paris Hilton after her release from jail next week.
That’s some good news.
#36 or we could bash pretty strangers, and no one has to feel the burn.
krazihottkelli | June 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm
idz like to suzk her cunt dry
BaldAsBritney | June 22, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I totally agree. If NASA can’t come up with some more shots of Marisa lunging to grab another females ass then I say shut the fucking thing down.
BTW her best work came in the 2006 swimsuit issue, which has replaced the bible as my tome of worship.
p911gt10c | June 22, 2007 at 3:41 pm
#29. Alessandra’s still natural baybee!!
that’s why’s she’s better than all women. Just cuz of that alone. That’s right.
yukadoozer | June 22, 2007 at 3:42 pm
So original. A vs model w/hot body…and the implant/real debate rages on…
PooPants | June 22, 2007 at 3:43 pm
If guys still ran into the bathroom to fondle themselves with their mom’s stolen Victoria’s Secret catalog everyone would know who Marissa Miller is.
..Damn you omnipresent internet pr0n.
P.S. First!
Brock Landers | June 22, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Fuck me in the goatass! Wow.
murmurzz | June 22, 2007 at 3:46 pm
How quickly we forget. Don’t any of you remember this post?: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/marisa_miller_still_kinda_pret.php
This bitch is scary looking. I like the leathery skin the best.
doomhammer | June 22, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Im having a good laugh at all the cows calling this girl plastic and fake. You know what, Id take plastic fake HOTNESS over natural real fattness and ugliness.
You dont see the men on here getting all jealous if they put up some dudes picture? You guys are pathetic. Get out of the dirty sweat pants and fix yourselves up. Go to the gym maybe, goddamn.
angelindisguise | June 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I find it funny that people get mad becuase this is supposed to be a site for “celebrity” news and they don’t know who Marisa is…if you knew celebrity news enough to get angry you would know who she is…or if you ever picked up a Victoria’s Secret Mag.
Brian | June 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm
She was in Perfect 10 Magazine some time ago. They make the claim that all of their models have no implants. I’m going to go with them on this one.
swan | June 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Ahhm, #46, You call those pics “scary looking” ?? Whoa, she looks pretty good to me, alittle tan, but far from leathery. Seriously, what is your problem? This girl is super beautiful. Maybe a little on the uber thin side but beautiful.
I always used to think people who were that thin had an eating disorder but it’s not always true. Some people can eat tons and have trouble gaining weight (god damn them!) AND, I’m not the type to say only super skinny girls are hot…there’s all kinds of hotness out there but to say that this girl is yuck is plain dumb.