Mario Lopez’s Buttcheeks Are The True Meaning of Christmas

December 11th, 2012 // 23 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

“When they heard the king, they departed; and behold, the star which they had seen in the East went before them, till it came and stood over where the young Child was.” Matthew 2:9 — Nailed it.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

 

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    get some lace on dem pannies, son.

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    Jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    Wtf? Is that a fake tree?? Disgusting.

  3. Schmidtler

    wow, y’all act like it’s weird or something for a dude to be decorating his tree in his underpants. If I can’t go pantsless for the entire holiday season, I might as well move to Russia!

  4. I did not need to see this.

  5. Yeah but the best part is that this came from his mother-in-law’s cell phone.

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    Margaret
    Commented on this photo:

    Mario: You got me outta bed for dis lil nino!?

    Lil nino: You git up on dat tree, ill hode ya feet!

  7. El Jefe

    Who was taking the photo, Channing Tatum?

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    MY EYES!! MY EYES!!

  9. He seems like such a douche, but I can’t help find him hot. I love everything about this picture, especially the buttcheeks.

  10. Is he audtioning for Courtney Stodden’s music video, too?

  11. Cock Dr

    I love the Winter Solstice Season.
    Except for this.

  12. ccc

    sweet red panties. now my holiday is complete

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    Commented on this photo:

    love to see the other side mmmmmmmmm

  14. Shibbie

    Cheekies!

  15. I’m dreaming…..of a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Christmas.

  16. Mario Lopez Underwear Step Ladder Decorating Christmas Tree Twitter
    Pff
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do them both.

  17. El Jefe

    This dude can have a wife and 10 kids and I will never believe for a day he is a straight man. WTF is wrong with him, does he really think that is appropriate attire to wear around his young daughter?

  18. Dylan McKay

    By the way, is that the house from 90210?

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    Bahaha
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this supposed to be one of those “Find 10 things wrong with this picture” deals? Because I spot at least 12.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Where the fuck is the Grinch when you need him?

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    DONOVAN C
    Commented on this photo:

    Hoe,Hoe,Hoe, Who wouldn`t go !!! or I`ll be home for Chistmas if only in my dreams !!! or Maybe chestnuts roasting on an open fire!!! “With the red SHORTS” Mario – You make Jaymes & James – of the Amazing Race – You make those Chippindales -LOOK LIKE CHEAP FURNITURE — DO YOU NEED A PARTNER FOR THE AMAZING RACE ???- I CANT TALK ANYONE INTO IT

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