Marilyn Manson Wants To Fornicate With Madonna

For centuries, archaic priests with sinister ambitions have courted carnal interaction with the Dark Queen in hopes that a viable quantity of her power might be transferred through the flesh. But this path is folly and only invites death. Via the weekly tomes of Us:

Marilyn Manson wore his heart on his sleeve this week when he told i-D magazine that he would love to knock boots with Madonna. The humorous comment was made while discussing the icon’s 13th studio album, Rebel Heart.
“I’m kind of interested in this Madonna record,” Manson, 46, said. “She looks hotter than ever. I’d also like to let it be known that I still have a crush on Madonna and I would definitely fornicate with her.”
Madonna caught wind of the story, and promptly responded via Instagram. She even added a photo of Manson and his quote. “Um…… thanks!” she wrote on Friday, May 8. “@marilynmanson #rebelheart.”

In his heyday, Marilyn Manson banged women who people that don’t sleep inside a cadaver would also find attractive: Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, and others I’m too lazy to Google. So from that perspective, I guess Madonna could see this as a compliment. Or she could see it as an excuse to set fire to a Hot Topic using her goat staff. I don’t understand regular women let alone immortal ones who conjured a meteor because the dinosaurs pissed her off. What do you want from me here?

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