So Here’s Marilyn Manson Probably Dying

Above is Marilyn Manson performing in Canada last night where he collapsed on stage after what looks like vomiting and then sitting down to perform the rest of Beautiful People. He was carted off by EMTs with no word on what happened to him or if he’s even alive. So just assume the gallon of absinthe he drinks each morning for breakfast wore off causing him to remember making a video with Shia LaBeouf and react accordingly. “THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! THE BEAUTIFUL PEOP- wait, wait, the Even Stevens kid? Aw no…” *swallows tongue*

UPDATE: Okay, so maybe he just has the flu.

Photo: Getty