Mariah Carey Looks Like This Now

November 10th, 2011 // 58 Comments

Yep, everything looks natural here.

Mariah Carey has lost 70 lbs. since giving birth to her twins which would probably be amazing if that wasn’t over half a year ago and most women drop 30 lbs. almost immediately. Anyway, she’s now become the new spokesmodel for Jenny Craig (above) and blames her excessive weight on water retention during her pregnancy because apparently she’s been pregnant since 2008. Of course, my favorite line is this gem she gave to Rosie O’Donnell 24 hours before she paraded around at a press conference going, “Hey, look at me!” People:

“The whole point of this is not just like: ‘Oh, hey, look at me and my weight loss, I’m fantastic.’ It’s really health.”

And by health she means getting paid to go, “Hey, look how marginally thinner I got!” before bravely being Photoshopped to look another 10-20 lbs. lighter. How does she find the time and make Nick Cannon raise two kids? Get me Redbook on the line, I demand an inquiry. And make it sassy!

Photo: Fame, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Raggedy Ann

    Let’s all take a moment and remember this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5r4YRzIf9k

    • Randal

      Agreed! She looks amazing in both the video presented above and the pictures posted here @ The FISH!

      No matter the stage, Mariah has always been at the top of her game, looking good and staying active throughout her platinum career. She’s destined for one hit after the other.

      Randal

  2. Zebstriped

    That looks like some serious airbrushing was used!

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    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    These are the BEFORE pictures, right?

  4. mel

    when mariah farts, pig farmers gag and babies die.

  5. Yeah, but she’s still crazier than a shithouse rat, so bring lots of duct tape.

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    Ms. B
    Commented on this photo:

    IS THAT CAKE?! WHY IS THERE CAKE AT JENNY CRAIG?!?!?!

  7. Rico Jones

    I would fuck her anytime. I would have fucked her when she was preggers. Would have made that baby retarded.

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    DontMindMe
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, losing the baby-weight the old-fashioned way I see – via photoshopping. The only thing that surprises me about this picture is the fact that Mariah didn’t get the abs arbrushed on at the same time she got the weight photo-shopped off.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    her stomach has makeup on it…duh

  10. John The Terrible

    Aaaaaand she’s still a mega-bitch.

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Jenny Craig
    Commented on this photo:

    If you use the Zoom you get to see just how much else has been photoshopped-check out the face in more detail! I shall be using the zoom more often-I hadn’t noticed it before! Although I’m guessing the blokes out there have been aware of its breast zooming abilities for some time!

  12. sorry

    she looks like what now? who cares? any idiot can lose weight it’s the keeping it off part that’s hard. she’s a bigger yo-yo dieter that Oprah or Janet Jackson.
    and seriously her stomach? it doesn’t even look real!! It looks like Barbie’s stomach, air-brush much?

  13. Cock Dr

    I don’t know what she did but she looks a lot better.
    Hope it wasn’t cocaine & puking.

  14. Clarence Beeks

    Liposuction, photoshopping, tummy tuck.

    Jenny Craig is great for losing weight, though most people gain it back once they start eating regular food again.

    Mariah has chefs and trainers. I am sorry, it is not hard when you are filthy sticking rich. She looks great, I’ll give her that- but if she is exercising 6 hrs a day like she claims, when does she see her babies?

  15. cindy

    She looks as farmt as always dont know whats the huge deal

  16. Satan's bitch

    Hahahahahahahahahahorseshit.

  17. Mariah Carey Cleavage Jenny Craig
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she looks awesome. Now how about some photos of her exposed belly WITHOUT photoshop removal of all hints of humanity from her torso, not to mention about 4 inches of waistline.

    Nothing like someone showing off how awesome they want you to think they look, when they obviously don’t look very good or they wouldn’t need photoshopping.

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    hH
    Commented on this photo:

    easy to lose the baby weight when you have trainers, nannies and cooks. duh.

  19. Chucky D

    I said it when she was making the scales beg for mercy and I’ll say it again: I’d hit that regardless of size.

    That is all.

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    Commented on this photo:

    The long dress covers the massive roast beef curtains.

  21. She is so damn naughty looking, makes me want to spend a weekend throat-fucking her.

  22. Venom

    Even if she did look like that I would not touch her, she has the most nauseating attitude ever. Just an ugly person on the inside.

  23. skunk

    airbrushed

  24. cc

    This is only important if it meant that she wasn’t making any more music. I assume that’s not the case.

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    Final Fantasy
    Commented on this photo:

    So… when did Square Enix make a Mariah Carey look-alike?

  26. Raggedy Ann

    It kinda looks like she’s nude and there are black box censors to protect her dignity. Bitch must have have some serious beef curtains.

  27. celebutard

    They should have put that black bar across her face not her tits.

  28. dotmatrix

    Take careful note of how small her head appears to be.

  29. Mariah Carey Cleavage Jenny Craig
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy craptastic photoshopping, Batman! That is just embarrassing…

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    So according to the pictures, on November 8 she was 50 pounds heavier than November 10th?

  31. forrest gump

    so there wasn’t any physical contact with black genital parts so far……………………..
    ……………………………………………NICK?

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    rye
    Commented on this photo:

    It enrages me that Jenny Craig would Photoshop this and mislead people! I’m a professional designer and extensive Photoshop user, specializing in skin and body: her waist has been Photoshopped, as well as her right leg. 1) Her whole midsection has been airbrushed, which is industry standard, but when you RESHAPE the waist like this is just misleading… look at the corner where the black skirt and her waist create an angle/corner NOT FOUND IN NATURE, 2) the skirt itself has been sliced off on the right to make it smaller, which is why it drapes so oddly 3) her right thigh and leg might have been totally created, as it doesn’t even look realistic.

    From a designer’s perspective, it makes me think an intern did this Photoshop job. From a consumer’s perspective, I think it is ETHICALLY WRONG for Jenny Craig to mislead people like this.

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    Dreams
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny that the skirt has two slits in the first picture, but not the second one.

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    Dreams
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great after twins!

  35. Meg

    most women lose 30 LBS right away? is the writer of this post a female, or are you a father who has noticed his partner lose that much ‘right away’? unless the woman is naturally extremely thin, ‘most women’ don’t lose 30LBS right away.
    if you dont’ know what youre talking about, please don’t make bold statements like that. women are not here to exclusively fulfill your standards of beatuy. get a life-

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    ThighHighs
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs a bra. And to not wear spaghetti straps.

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    yarbe
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t think it’s just photoshop. if you look at older photos of mariah’s stomach she has a completely different shaped belly button. tummy tuck would be my guess.

  38. robynnn

    Her belly button is completely man-made at this point. Even before she got pregnant she had the “fat-girl-gone-thin” crease of a belly button, and NOW this? Nuh uh.

    • oh i know

      yes!! i thought she had been “tucked” several years ago and now at 42 and after gaining upwards of 100 lbs with “dem babies”, there is no way in hell that this is just Jenny & cardio!

  39. awhitedude

    I think they should have given her airbrushed abs again.

  40. Sacha

    *Meg is technically right, Fish–women only lose like 15 pounds right away. However Mariah did have two babies so hers was probably more like 20 pounds.

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    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    why does she dress like it’s the early 90s still?

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  43. PLH

    These comments are hysterical. Has anyone ever noticed how huge the space is between her nose and her upper lip. If she had a mustache it would be EPIC!

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