Mariah Carey Got Dumped
Despite having phenomenal breasts that make you forget how crazy she is, Mariah Carey has reportedly been dumped by billionaire James Packer over her spending. Which makes me wonder why he thought she was there in the first place, but then I realized I don’t care. Woman’s Day report:
There have rumours for weeks that the glamour couple were experiencing difficulties, particularly as Mariah devoted much of her time to a reality TV show about her life, which James, 49, was reluctant to participate in.
The couple have spent hardly any time together in recent months amid increasing concerns among his friends about her lavish lifestyle and over the top spending sprees. “James is very generous but Mariah takes it to the next level,” reveals one close friend.
On top of that, TMZ reports Mariah may have been banging one of her dancers:
Our sources say what may have been the deal breaker for Packer came when she had some sort of rendezvous with one of the dancers in her Vegas show … something that is on video for the reality show.
Of course, the more likely scenario is that she probably just made the dancer be her butler for the day. Just ask Nick Cannon.
“Mariah Carey? Having sex? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! For real though, her pussy got a gun.”
See? What’d I tell you?