Because the homepage is shockingly breast-deficient – *looks at AnnaLynne McCord, shakes head* – here’s Mariah Carey pre-taping her performance for the Rockefeller Center tree-lighting ceremony last night, and while your first reaction will be, “Ha! She couldn’t go onstage without ham,” those are breasts. It took me a minute, too, but then I noticed the lack of pineapples with cherries in them. Clever girl…
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
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In a fight between Mariah and Nicki Minaj, I hope they both die.
So long as they fight slo-mo, in a kiddie pool of Jello.
Those bitches are kiddie pools filled with jello.
“Motha’ Fucker, you BETTA not be YAWNING right now!”
Gross. She always looks like she’s squeezed into clothes that are 3 sizes too small. On some women, this is probably attractive… On her, it’s just gross.
Nah, it’s *never* attractive.
Tits always remind me of Christmas. Then again, I associate tits with everything. How do you bring about peace in the middle East? Tits.
Someone put this man in charge of the UN!
I wonder if Nick Cannon brings a GPS with him when he dives in at night.
Ah, Mariah Carey, you strange woman. The disturbing things I would do to you if I ever got you alone.
Tits beginning to look like Christmas.
This does, in fact, remind me to go out and buy some Christmas hams.
Merci, mon ami! (No, I don’t speak French, dammit.) I appreciate the reminder…I need to go out and buy some over-sized ornaments for my tree!
As if the picture was taken in a 4:3 frame and was suddenly adjusted to 16:9 ratio.
Anamoophic widescreen.
Butterface, maybe. She’s probably too heavy to even be a butterface
She’s always had great tits. I think that’s where she stores her saved up ‘crazy’.
She’s a wide load. Nice hammers though.
Breast-icles! There, I said it!
she owes Jenny a refund
kinda retro bet middler look . She’s no looker , but great pipes. Her record producers usually say she’s got the pipes , but her brain is a s atrophied as her tits have expanded.
Bottom line for you short – bussers : Lights are on but no one is home
The Expansiveation of Mimi.
Remember when she was young, hot and desirable? Neither do I.
She is one of those rare women who actually look hotter fat.
Looks like she’s on the Aguilera diet.
frist!
She is wearing a corset for sure. There is a lot of boning in that dress!
Nick Cannon gets to play with her cannons every night.
they must be nice to fondle.
Her breasts say “Merry Christmas”, but her feet say “do you even remember what we look like?”
What comes to my mind is a candy cane taking a dump.