Mariah Carey’s Breasts Want You To Know It’s Christmas-Time

November 28th, 2012 // 31 Comments

Because the homepage is shockingly breast-deficient – *looks at AnnaLynne McCord, shakes head* – here’s Mariah Carey pre-taping her performance for the Rockefeller Center tree-lighting ceremony last night, and while your first reaction will be, “Ha! She couldn’t go onstage without ham,” those are breasts. It took me a minute, too, but then I noticed the lack of pineapples with cherries in them. Clever girl…

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. R&B’s Dolly Parton

  2. In a fight between Mariah and Nicki Minaj, I hope they both die.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Motha’ Fucker, you BETTA not be YAWNING right now!”

  4. Gross. She always looks like she’s squeezed into clothes that are 3 sizes too small. On some women, this is probably attractive… On her, it’s just gross.

  5. Tits always remind me of Christmas. Then again, I associate tits with everything. How do you bring about peace in the middle East? Tits.

  6. I wonder if Nick Cannon brings a GPS with him when he dives in at night.

  7. Mister Monkey

    Ah, Mariah Carey, you strange woman. The disturbing things I would do to you if I ever got you alone.

  8. Tits beginning to look like Christmas.

  9. This does, in fact, remind me to go out and buy some Christmas hams.

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    Duck Soup
    Commented on this photo:

    As if the picture was taken in a 4:3 frame and was suddenly adjusted to 16:9 ratio.

  11. Al Cervik

    Butterface, maybe. She’s probably too heavy to even be a butterface

  12. The Royal Penis

    She’s always had great tits. I think that’s where she stores her saved up ‘crazy’.

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    emersombiggins
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a wide load. Nice hammers though.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Breast-icles! There, I said it!

  15. hijkmno

    she owes Jenny a refund

  16. Silly sailor

    kinda retro bet middler look . She’s no looker , but great pipes. Her record producers usually say she’s got the pipes , but her brain is a s atrophied as her tits have expanded.
    Bottom line for you short – bussers : Lights are on but no one is home

  17. The Expansiveation of Mimi.

  18. BiJenni

    Remember when she was young, hot and desirable? Neither do I.

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    Commented on this photo:

    She is one of those rare women who actually look hotter fat.

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    Techman
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s on the Aguilera diet.

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    douche-bag
    Commented on this photo:

    frist!

  22. bazingamomma

    She is wearing a corset for sure. There is a lot of boning in that dress!

  23. anonym

    Nick Cannon gets to play with her cannons every night.
    they must be nice to fondle.

  24. Her breasts say “Merry Christmas”, but her feet say “do you even remember what we look like?”

  25. Esol Esek

    What comes to my mind is a candy cane taking a dump.

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