Marg Helgenberger Calls Justin Bieber a ‘Brat,’ Accuses Him of Cake-Punching
CSI star Marg Helgenberger (above) gave a surprisingly candid interview in Paris over the weekend where she accused recent guest star Justin Bieber (Seen here making the Catholic Church pope-jaculate into its robe.) of being kind of a little dick. Via RadarOnline:
“I shouldn’t be saying this,” the stunning 52-year-old told an interviewer, “but he was kind of a brat. He was very nice to me. But he locked one of the producers in a closet and he put his fist through a cake that was on the cast’s table.“
Keeping in mind Justin Bieber fans are basically this decade’s Al Qaeda, not to mention Marg’s insult was made on foreign soil, it’s literally just a matter of time until she’s shot in the head then dumped out to sea within 24 hours. There’s no other way for this scenario to end unless, of course, I offer her shelter in exchange for looking at no less than one of her awesome old boobs. My yard is littered with Twilight books, dang-blasted texting telephones and Zac Efron photos. (No homo. — Mostly.) They’ll never make it past the veranda.