So This Manti Te’o Business…
“Not now, ghost girlfriend!”
So if you haven’t heard about Manti Te’o’s fake, dead girlfriend by now, or just generally have a lot of time to kill at work, you’re going to want to definitely click on the Deadspin link below because JESUS CATFISH CHRIST. All I’ll say is if this thing doesn’t end with J. Walter Weatherman taking off his prosthetic arm and yelling, “This is why you always come out to your parents and don’t pretend to have a dead Internet girlfriend,” I’m going to hate this story so hard.
Adding… Goddammit, Denard Span.