Mandy Moore dates DJ AM, God confused

January 10th, 2007 // 52 Comments

I don’t know why, but Mandy Moore and DJ AM (Niciole Richie’s ex) are allegedly dating. They ran into each other at a New Year’s Eve party in Miami and have been seeing each other since.

“It’s really new. They’re in the beginning stages of getting to know each other,” says the source. “They’re very into each other. It’s very sweet.”

I’m guessing Mandy Moore was molested by her uncle or some other fucked up shit, because she’s got the worst taste in men allowed by law. Her previous boyfriends have included Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama, so I guess it was just a matter of time before she hooked up with DJ AM. This time next year she’ll be dating Scott Baio, and the year after that she’ll have hooked up with some vagrant she found living in a refrigerator box.


  1. Seamus Begonia Smell

    that IS some fucked up shit! look at the brow ridge on her, btw! yikes! she’s manly enough to be a VS model!

  2. Nimbus

    does she even do anything anymore???

  3. trudat

    she’s got a great blowjob face

  4. Binky

    I’m glad she’s finally away from that DJ B.M. – that guy was the shits.

  5. Mick

    If they are dating I’m not surprised because DJ AM has said to alot of his friends that he wants to date another girl with a “name” because ever since he and Nicole Richie broke up he’s had to lower his prices for dj’ing. He believes dating a girl that is famous will help him get more jobs and he can raise his prices again.
    I guess he can’t be that good of a DJ then.

  6. We have to date somebody!!!

  7. RichPort

    Her purging finger’s got burn from the intial bile workout. He weighs about 110 lbs. Soaking wet. With bricks in his pockets. In winter clothes. And requires his women to never surpass 50% of his body weight. Good luck Mandy.

  8. MrSemprini

    Maybe she’s just being condescending…

  9. evian_baby

    Whats the problem? He’s ugly, she’s ugly and together they make Rosie o’Donnell.

    Ncole Richie on the other hand…… theres a tasty chick!

  10. SonJaSpiCe

    Wait… what’s wrong with Zach Braff? I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry answers.

    Does anyone else confuse Mandy Moore with Kelly Clarkson? Or is it just me?

  11. cardio

    @10: I was going to ask the same thing? What’s wrong with Zach Braff? I mean he’s just an actor, but I haven’t heard anything horribly wrong or wonderfully phenomenal about him.

  12. danielle

    Atleast they share the same taste in clothes. Lovin’ the granpa and granny sweater duo. What’s next….matchind Depends?

  13. LegalKNievel

    why are they in a hospital?

  14. Why is it that all the young famous girls date the same circle of losers? Is there a club?

  15. 86

    This guy is a nobody. What is it with these dumb celebrity girls who date these losers and make them famous?

  16. cherie

    Zach Braff is nothing compared to Adam Brody, that is all.

  17. mrsacrom

    You know who would be perfect for DJ AM? Kierra Knightley

  18. Pointandlaugh

    Mandy has a great rack. My penis wants to live between her boobs.

  19. Does Mandy Moore ever date anybody that makes sense?

    -Perez Hilton, getting fucked in the mouth by Paris Hilton, wearing a strap-on.

  20. @10 I agree, and yes I confuse them too.

  21. Just Some Girl

    #16 – No way!! You are wrong, and quite possibly an idiot.

  22. dreamhypnotique

    I actually find Zach Braff very charming and unassuming, or at least that’s how he comes off on TV. Naturally I wouldn’t know in real life. He seems a little too old (though DJ AM is probably just as old) and more “A-list” than Mandy Moore though, who seems to have peaked circa 2001 and now she’s just getting older (at 23?) and fat.

    I think DJ Am’s most famous claim to fame was dating Nicole Ritchie. Previously it was his gig with the staggeringly faggotty rap-rock group “Crazytown.” He sucks. And he’s Jewish. Which means he sucks and wears a yarmulka.

  23. spamfighter

    Scott Baio is the Milton Berle of his generation, apparently.

  24. Pointandlaugh

    #23 — so….he likes to dress like a woman on live television?

  25. Tulgeyhat13

    DJ AM is hot. Nicole shoud never have traded him in for that ink-dipped circus monkey.

  26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Pretty much anyone is going to look bad next to Mandy Moore. Except me of course. I make Mandy Moore look like Zach Braff, which is ironic as well as the Lord’s truth.

  27. NipsyHustle

    i’m sure the little information on how he gave nicole a $75,000 engagement ring helped make him more appealing.

  28. HughJorganthethird

    Mandy who? And nice sweater you fucking geek

  29. tobeaplaya

    I can’t stand it when a completely useful vagina like that lets an infestation into her bed. Does anybody else see this douchebag queerball for the charlatan he is? I can just see him now in the high school locker room getting pee’d on by the linebacking core of the football team. On that note, no wonder why she likes him, I heard she gargles urine before her bukkake sessions.

  30. jrzmommy

    I can barely muster up a weak “So what?”

  31. DumDumDum

    I’d fuck Mandy Moore on the set of one of her mediocre movies, if you catch my meaning.

  32. happy_bunny

    “1. Posted by Seamus Begonia Smell on January 10, 2007 8:54 AM

    that IS some fucked up shit! look at the brow ridge on her, btw! yikes!”

    OMG! Look at those sharp knees. She’s way below my standards!

  33. Quella

    C’mon. Who wouldn’t want to date Mandy Moore? She’s fantastic!

  34. buzz_clik

    Shut up! Shut your filthy, lying mouth, y’hear me? You leave Braffy Waffy Smuffle Tinkle Poos alone!

  35. Kristin

    I guess I’m the only one who finds Wilmer, Zach, and Scott good looking?

  36. ALgal

    I have now finally and completely lost all respect for Mandy. DJ AM? He’s the reason Nicole got so skinny. She would throw up everytime she looked at him. Watch. Same thing is gonna happen to Mandy. Now, I’m not one to put anyone down, but putting someone down and speaking the truth are 2 completely different things. Agree?

  37. kathleen170

    What the hell are these nobodies wearing?

  38. miss monde

    #38 it’s cold.
    they’re wearing warm clothes.
    reasonable and exemplary. in a good way.

    and yess: zach braff is way cool and so is the other one there – wilmer?
    they’re both no stupid choice.
    rather is mister a.m.
    his name, alone, he should have it changed asap.

  39. Davoid

    I’d have sex with her, and then convince her to support me after I quit my job. It would probaly last 1.5 weeks but it would be a sweet ride. Thanks Mandi. XOXO

  40. Amy

    i adore mandy. she’s the only pop star who’s kept any sense of class about her. and what’s wrong with some of you.. she is HOT. much better than most of the female celebrities on this site

  41. justme

    Friggin Kikes and their money.

  42. fishslapper

    Adam Goldstien – Ghettotastic!

    Reminds me of the Chappell bit about the black white supremist where he rolls up on a bunch wiggers blasting rap and mistakenly calls them n#gg*rs. Then the wiggers are all like thumbs up cause a black guy called them n#gg*rs.

    Whats up with the sweater? If i were a wigger calling my self DJ AM, i wouldnt be caught dead in that gay sweater. Bad for the street cred.

  43. misanthrope

    I know it’s been said, but I have to put in my vote for Zach Braff. Since when is cute and funny not good? He has a keen sense for sarcasm, which I support whole-heartedly.

    Wilmer defies logic. I can’t rap my brain around his mystique with the ladies. He apparently was the Mandy-deflowerer.

    DJ AM? He’s the guy you go to when you have no respect left for yourself.

    As far as Mandy goes, cute doesn’t always mean smart. Dating Wilmer after Lindsay… well dating Wilmer ever… doing stuff with… the thought makes my skin crawl.

  44. Bammer

    Why does nobody mention the smokin hot piece of Andy Roddick arm candy she had for awhile… that makes up for Lindsay’s sloppy seconds. I also do not see the problem with Zach. I just hope the rashs from DJ AM’s previous relationship clear up when Mandy hits hits turn tables.

  45. Bell91501198

    Oh yeah I’d definitely break her little flat-chested ass off. I’d hit it.

  46. dreamhypnotique

    Am I the only one who thinks DJ Am has a resemblance to Adrock of the Beastie Boys in that picture?

    … although of course DJ AM could live to be a million and never do one gazillionth for hip hop what Adrock has done in the last twenty years.

  47. James

    These chicks will never learn. Date first class white guys only.

  48. XeoRad

    Bummer. I totally had a dad-crush on her after seeing A Walk To Remember. Although she is not running around without panties these days, doing drooling monkey-boys like Vilmer What-the-fuckarama totally assisted in my losing faith in humanity. I converted to the religion practiced by lemmings.

  49. wow, she’s always under-swinging and just clipping the ball….

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