Shut Up And Watch The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer

May 22nd, 2013 // 9 Comments
Man of Steel Fate of Your Planet Trailer
WATCH: 'Man of Steel' - 'Fate of Your Planet' Trailer

I’m really trying not to get my hopes up for Man of Steel after getting my face pissed in by The Dark Knight Rises, but goddamn, if this doesn’t look like Zack Snyder wasn’t kidding when he said this Superman was going to be a brawler. That said, hopefully he doesn’t lose focus on the true essence of the character which is knocking up Lois then fleeing the planet while she’s left raising an asthmatic super-kid. If I had to describe Superman to someone who’d never heard of him before, it’d start with that. “You see, Jimmy, Superman’s a strange visitor from a distant planet whose sperm is too strong for our Earth condoms, yet not strong enough to fire through a woman’s uterus killing her instantly. Which is where the ‘super’ comes from because he ain’t got time for no kids.”


  1. Joanne

    hmm, that looks good, as much as I hate to say it. I always thought Superman was the most boring of super heroes but the trailer makes me want to see this…but then again SUCKER PUNCH looked like it might be interesting :(

    • Brooke

      I thought for sure Sucker Punch would be my new favorite movie… oh my god, I was so so wrong…

      I actually haven’t liked a Snyder movie since 300 (which I absolutely adored) so I want him to make something good, but I haven’t got a lot of faith in him anymore..

  2. Deacon Jones

    Can someone tell me why they shouldn’t pass a law mandating only Zach Snyder can direct science fiction movies?

  3. After that father-son/romantic clusterf*ck that Bryan Singer vomited upon us (I will never ever forget you, Singer), I had sworn Superman off. But this…hmmm, I may have to change my mind.

  4. It looks cool. I’m going to see it anyway, because of Amy Adams. Also Henry Cavill was awesome in “The Immortals” So I’ll give him a shot.

  5. Batu Khan

    Quality is clearly dropping. After Dark Knight Rises and the recently disappointing Iron Man 3 much like a college girl who’s been to a few drunken frat parties before I’m starting to doubt I’d get out of going to these movies without an ass raping. So, I’m sceptical about this one to say the least.

  6. 911was12yearsago

    Planes crashing on buildings. I see what you are doing there.

  7. Brooke

    I’m getting really tired of gritty superhero movies. Until someone finally makes a Wonder Woman movie where she wrestles that cheetah bitch, I’m done for a while,

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