Mama June Under Investigation By Child Services

“Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa, oong Jedi. Chool kanya wee shaja mee-choo.”

After word, and undeniable photo evidence, got out that Mama June Shannon was letting convicted child molester Mark McDaniel near Honey Boo Boo even though he molested one daughter, most people wondered when the fuck child services is going to get involved. And it turns out they are because Mama June has reportedly hired a lawyer to make sure she’s well within her legal rights to date a convicted pedophile because why ask should when you can just could? It’s like puttin’ butter in sketti. Why ruin a good supper with questions? Radar reports:

“June thought it was necessary to hire a lawyer to help her during this very difficult time,” a source told exclusively. “She has made it known to the Georgia Division of Family and Children Services that she will cooperate with the investigation.
“The lawyer was only brought on board to help deal with the navigating through the system.”

In the meantime, the local sheriff’s offices has been flooded with calls and because this guy isn’t black, they can’t just walk up and shoot him, so everybody hold onto your britches. TMZ reports:

Our law enforcement sources say … Mark is not legally prohibited from hanging out with June, Honey Boo Boo or anyone else in her family … except Anna. So far, there’s been no violation.
This is scary … but June could literally shack up with McDaniel and cops would be powerless to stop it, unless he lays a hand on her kids.

Which brings us to Sugar Bear who’s getting ready to fight for custody because he obviously read my letter, or had it translated to him by a duck, but apparently Mama June has all the TV money which will make it easier for her to feed their daughter to a child molester because the legal system should only benefit the rich. That’s what makes this country so great. Via The Daily Mail:

‘Mike is all over the place and is distraught that his daughter has had contact with a sex offender,’ said Lindsay, who appeared in the first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
‘He wants her out of that environment and knows the only way to do that is to get custody.’
It came as RadarOnline reported that Child Protective Services in Georgia have opened an investigation into whether any crimes have been committed involving her three minor children – Alana, Lauryn ‘Pumpkin’ Shannon, 14 and Jessica ‘Chubbs’, 17.
Lindsay said that Thompson may not have enough cash to bring a legal action of his own as he is now virtually destitute and has been reduced to borrowing cash from friends.
He is living a mobile trailer home that was bought for him by TLC after his split from Shannon.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be crop dusting the south with crushed up birth control pills like Abraham Lincoln should’ve done in the first place. He really fucked us there.

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