Good Morning, Magdalena Frackowiak In A Bikini, And Other News

- Kris Jenner has her own talk show now. Stupid Mayan calendar that kept on going, razza frazza… [Dlisted]

- What the hell happened to Cameron Diaz, and why was she throwing herself at Adam Levine on SNL? [Lainey Gossip]

- Your dress made me do things… terrible things. (Okay, that comes off a little rapey.) [theCHIVE]

- Taye Diggs caught a burglar. [IDLYITW]

- Jamie Lynn-Sigler got engaged to Lenny Dykstra’s son Cutter. [Gossip Cop]

- All The Title Cards From “Batman: The Animated Series” [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton’s breasts sell shoes now even though I had no idea she has feet. When did that happen? [Popoholic]

- Tina Fey’s turning Mean Girls into a musical. Guess who’s probably not going to be in it. [TooFab]

- Miranda Kerr topless, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Method acting hurt Ashton Kutcher’s “heart stuff.” [FilmDrunk]

- Oh, hey, Teresa Palmer’s tampon string. STOP SCARING NICOLAS HOULT. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Of course, Casey Anthony “believes strongly” in our justice system. It let her walk! [HuffPost Entertainment]

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