Rumors are circulating that Madonna may move to Israel. She’s reportedly touring there this fall and is interested in buying a house in Safed, the ancient city where Kabbalah was born. There’s not a whole lot of information or even a credible source, but Madonna moving to Israel just sounds right. It’d be like Tom Cruise announcing that he’s moving to crazy space-alien land. It’s ridiculous. But it’s not.
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boredatwurk | April 3, 2006 at 4:11 pm
I like her. I have to admit it.
okiedoke | April 3, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Who the frig cares???
Uhn Tiss Baby | April 3, 2006 at 4:12 pm
I hope she stays there and that we never hear from her skanky witch-hands-ass again. Damn, I hate the cow.
SuperSpence | April 3, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I finally have a reason to root for suicide bombers.
rick mcginnis | April 3, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Haven’t the Israelis suffered enough?
RunningWithScissors | April 3, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Come on, Madonnas good! Leave her alone!
CoJo | April 3, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I love her less and less each day.
As for Tom Cruise, I think he should just move to hell.
bigtuna299 | April 3, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Does this mean her accent will change again??
gogoboots | April 3, 2006 at 4:18 pm
It’s interesting, she used to be catholic and now it looks like she’s jewish. She’s going through some weird identity crisis, like sometimes she speaks with a British accent and you want to stick your head in the ground for her out of embarassment. Now she’s planning for a hebrew accent, oy vey! That’ll be awful and totally entertaining to watch…!!!
boredatwurk | April 3, 2006 at 4:18 pm
She’s hard to hate. So much of my childhood was spent lipsinking to “La Isla Bonita.” Its like hating Long Duck Dong or the Goonies.
Charlaurz McHall | April 3, 2006 at 4:23 pm
hey! i read about this last month. you can find it here:
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/03/esther_update_r.html
HughJorganthethird | April 3, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Does anyone know where I can hire a suicide bomber?
NewGuy | April 3, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Try http://www.moveon.org
tits_on_snack | April 3, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Meh. I’ve never liked her. Even in the 80′s when she was queen, and I was in the prime age group for liking her, I thought she was lame.
Besides even if she moves there it will be just like every other celebrity having ten houses in ten different countries.
L.ronhubbard | April 3, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Madonna blows chow.
Spindoc | April 3, 2006 at 4:41 pm
She runs away from a strict upbringing and bitches about it blh blah blah, and then surprise surprise finds a substitute. Every burned out hippy or Hollywood freak all do the same thing, from eastern religeouns to Scientology, to Kabbala, their all just replacements for the childhood religeon that they left. God, poor Israel.
snark | April 3, 2006 at 4:42 pm
I’d tap that ass.
Douchebag1 | April 3, 2006 at 4:46 pm
On behalf of Jews everywhere, please don’t blame us. We all wish she’d picked Scientology instead.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.blogspot.com/
Italian Stallion | April 3, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Lyndsey really needs to stop with the drugs, she looks horrible in that picture….
downshine | April 3, 2006 at 4:50 pm
why cant i ever be first?
CheekyChops | April 3, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Good Riddance!
gsprescueguy | April 3, 2006 at 4:56 pm
#5 – Awesome!
Finally the English are sick of her and want her and her fake accent out.
I think she should have to wander the desert for 40 years before they let her in.
Isn’t Arafat’s place up for sale?
Gorgeous West Bank Compound for sale, open air feeling (from custom Israeli fighter artillery), has that lived in, trapped like a rat feeling. Rubble included. A MUST SEE!!!
Madonna, there is no religion that can save you from yourself. Good riddance.
sirokai | April 3, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Fix the title: it should read “Madonna may INVADE Israel.”
My how the Jewish people suffer…
PapaHotNuts | April 3, 2006 at 5:06 pm
The “Gaza Strip” will now become a slutty dance .
Please Allah, make her wear a burka.
AsIWasSaying | April 3, 2006 at 5:11 pm
hahaha Papa. Now what about that annoying fake British accent?
Conductor71 | April 3, 2006 at 5:17 pm
#24 Papa, don’t preach.
lowtalker | April 3, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Bye. Don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
PapaHotNuts | April 3, 2006 at 5:28 pm
I gotta preach Conductor71, I just gotta. Gotta rid the world of demons and Hiltons.
mrs.t | April 3, 2006 at 5:34 pm
god, you guys. she’s going to HELP. can’t you all see that? a vacuous, anorexic, 50-year-old pop star is the only hope for the middle east.
krisdylee | April 3, 2006 at 5:39 pm
aaawww, so the lapsed catholic, pseudo-lesbian, hindu-inspired yogi turned kabbalist, half-british, children’s book author, who can’t fucking act to save her soul, 1/2 century old pop star is now moving to Israel. Huh. No comment.
LRonHubbaHubba | April 3, 2006 at 5:45 pm
#5 and #8…you brought sunshine into my life today.
nortex001 | April 3, 2006 at 5:46 pm
adios
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | April 3, 2006 at 5:47 pm
The further away the better, and make sure you take your stinky purple leotards with you.
Donna A. | April 3, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Got to give the women credit for her ever changing life.
If she moves does her husband and go with her? Or do they have no say so in this?
Donna A.
Tha-Flash | April 3, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Damn Jew.
She tries to impose her BS religion upon people.
Italian Stallion | April 3, 2006 at 6:04 pm
What’s up with that last post?
Itallian s.
LRonHubbaHubba | April 3, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Ummm. I don’t think that Madonna is one of the Chosen People.
Claire Darkbloom | April 3, 2006 at 6:13 pm
This is going to be really embarrassing when she goes through her Koran and burquas(with strategic cut outs for her saggy old hotpanted flange) phase in three years’ time.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 3, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Hey, my parents are moving to Fayetteville, Arkansas… what? Noone cares? Weird.
Bean | April 3, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Can’t wait to hear the new accent she’ll put on in her new homeland.
MizScarlett | April 3, 2006 at 6:58 pm
I hear her next CD will be called “Confessions From a Lox Store.”
Trotter | April 3, 2006 at 7:07 pm
She’s going to have to change her name. How does “Dried Idiot Old Whore Of Safed” sound?
A897 | April 3, 2006 at 7:16 pm
what a dumbass
Trotter | April 3, 2006 at 7:30 pm
I’m not which aspect of her personality to hate more: megalomania, stupidity or hypocrisy. I’ll settle for all three.
Think of the headlines: American Pop Star Disemboweled By Hezbollah… Madonna Urinates On Wailing Wall… Israelis To Madonna: Please move to Germany…
Malakite | April 3, 2006 at 7:50 pm
What the fuck is wrong with her face!? She looks like a squished barbie doll.
krisdylee | April 3, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Never mind her face, those fuckin’ arms are really freakin’ me out….
Star Maker Machinery | April 3, 2006 at 7:56 pm
#45, that’s because she forgot her daily infusion of baby’s blood when that photo was taken.
Craig & "em" | April 3, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Que sera, sera
what ever will be, will be;
The future’s not ours to see.
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be
TRANSLATION: GO ON…GET!
ESQ | April 3, 2006 at 8:53 pm
Being a REAL American Jew and knowing Jews from Israel – Israeli’s HATE American Jews period.
bootface | April 3, 2006 at 8:57 pm
i knew madonna was a re-re the moment vanilla ice was in sex