Madonna has two tickets to the gun show

If you’re like me, you lie awake at night wondering if Madonna’s arms are still continuing their trek to becoming emaciated pythons of doom. Look no further, friend. To be honest, I’m glad she’s on our side. If danger ever sets foot in America, I know Madonna will unleash her Kaballah uppercut and send those terrorist bastards into orbit. Provided we always have dinner on the table and don’t ask where she goes at night. (Hint: Underground arm wrestling competitions – with cyborgs.)

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