Despite reports she’d be escorted by Jesus Luz to the Academy Awards, Madonna showed up stag to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night. I guess she didn’t want Jesus’ exotic looks distracting anyone from “the gun show.” Which is the exact same excuse I use for sitting alone at Starbucks every Friday night. Sure, nobody believes me, but one time I got a free sympathy coffee if I promised to stop crying. Score!
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Lourdes already a bush twice Vanessa Hudgens. But make no mistake, beneath it all collapsed like Madonna everybody her age. When she was not wearing his tighty whites balls hung almost to his knees.