Madonna did adopt and she’s a liar

October 11th, 2006 // 75 Comments

A Malawian has come forward and confirmed that Madonna has adopted his 1-year-old son despite denials from her rep saying otherwise.

“I am the father of David, who has been adopted,” Banda, 32, told The Associated Press Tuesday. “I am very very happy because as you can see there is poverty in this village and I know he will be very well looked after in America.” The child’s grandmother, Asinei Mwale, said she learned about the adoption from Chipeta. “The director of the orphanage came here yesterday and told us that David has been adopted by a famous American singer,” Mwale said. “I am very glad for him because having grown up as an orphan myself, I know how tough life can be.”

So now it’s a matter of who you want to believe: the government officials, the father of the adopted child, the grandmother of the adopted child, or Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg who gets paid to lie to the public for a living. This isn’t even something worth lying about. It’s not like she’s stealing nuclear plans and smuggling them to North Korea or kicking kittens in the face.


  1. Tha-Flash

    FIRST? I THINK! Muahahhahahahhahah

  2. Tha-Flash

    I don’t like Madonna… Why? WTF do you mean why?

    Because she’s an old religious idiot with poor camel-toe.

  3. Ruby

    What the hell is Madge doing? Wiping flies outta the kid’s eyes? She’s pathetic.

  4. yanquichik

    Madonna lives in England. One would think that before giving up your child, you would actually know where he was going… if he was going…

  5. Please, like Americans seem to care about North Korea. Give them a reality show or tell them about Madonna and her adoption of a baby and you have their attention. That seems to be where the priorities are… so I can see why they needed to becareful, considering how ‘important’ it is.

  6. Raebees

    Good point! She’s English! Duh!

  7. Italian Stallion

    It’s a Little Bow Wow video, featuring Madonna……….

  8. Raebees

    It’s the Democrats and friggin liberals that don’t care about NK. Ask any Republican what they think about NK.

  9. hav-a-tampa

    i smuggle kittens into nuclear plants all the time.
    whats the big deal? it’s not like i’m adopting some orphan..
    Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan will be next to Adopt poor Orphans from South Africa.

  10. She looks like she is shopping for a car in that picture.

    “Oh, this one has lovely ears, what kind of mileage does it get?”

    Then she gets the poor little dude home and introduces him to his sister.

    “Lourdes, this is your new little brother ‘Click click pop click pop click’”

    “‘Click click pop click pop click’ this is your new sister, Lourdes.”

    Now mummy is going to Cannes. Tata!

  11. mbarkr

    No, Starving Marvin… that’s BAD STARVING MARVIN!

    Madonna bugs.

  12. griffmills

    I thought she lived in England ?

  13. Greco

    Madonna is so pathetic and old. It was pitiful to watch her run around kissing beautiful young stars when lesbianism became trendy (hotBritney kissing Christina Aguilera = sexy, hotBritney kissing ancientMadonna = disgusting). Now Madonna is ripping off Angelina Jolie’s schtick.

    Memo to Madonna: adopting a little African kid is not going to make you young and relevant again. Also, you can’t return him when it’s not trendy anymore. If only Madonna had died in the early 90′s, before she could ruin her own image as she has for the past fifteen years.

  14. “No, Starvin’ Marvin, that’s Lourdes’s creamed corn. No, Starvin Marvin! That’s a bad Starvin Marvin!”

    @11 – good call! Starvin Marvin Ciccone

  15. if she’s so damned interesting in saving the youth of the world, we’d be better served if she’d just go rip spf2 from the arms of his dangerously incompetent parental units..

  16. justme

    I can’t wait until he rapes her daughter, kills her husband, and steals everything..

  17. @7

    LOL! I was thinking the same thing.

  18. bigponie

    these dumbfuck celebrities should at least adopt a child whose father is over 7′ tall 300 pounds and has the speed of a gazel, that way when he grows up he can be the next fucking shaq.

  19. @7- Stallion
    It’s a whole lotta Little Bow Wows video, featuring Madonna……..

    P.S. I’m growing frustrated, where is she?

  20. combustion8

    what a lying slut whore.

  21. RichPort

    This will be one bougie little fucker who hates Black people.

    #8 – Every Republican thinks NK is Bubba’s fault. In fact, they all think everything is Bubba’s fault:

    Nor’easter? Bubba screwed an intern!
    Somalia (mid 1990s)? GOP: what a mistake! get out!
    Somalia (2006)? GOP: what a mistake! why did we get out?!?!?!?
    GWB’s balls itch? Bubba screwed an intern!
    Global warming? Bubba screwed an intern!
    Madonna crucifies herself? Bubba screwed an intern!
    Foley a fucking perv? BUBBA SCREWED AN INTERN!!!

    I see your point…

  22. Populist

    Caption for this photo: “Madonna grooms the next generation of Toy Boys, who will be old enough to service her as she is approacing her sixties.”

  23. slantingthroughdarkness

    And a skank. Don’t forget skank.

  24. BigJim

    Hey SF, you can call Madonna a lying whore, but you can’t make me care.

  25. jrzmommy

    Why did I immediately think of Pass The Dutchie by Musical Youth?

  26. She’s trying to figure out which one has the crack and which one is the lookout……..

  27. jrzmommy

    Shoulda gotten four more and started her own basketball team in a few years.

  28. I told you Africa was more than just an outlet for conflict diamonds

  29. I’m sorry my watch must be broken, but didn’t slavery END a while ago?!

    What is it with stars roaming through African villages like they’re picking fruit at Farmer’s Markets?

    I know everybody there is “glad” or “very happy”, but these kids are coming to a country where they’re poor, they can’t get a cab and WILL be shot if they look “suspicious”…

    They might as well stay where they’re at!

  30. @30 Carlton, you’re an idiot. They are coming into riches. What the fuck will they need a cab for, when they’ll be taken around in limos. It’s not like they came over on a boat like the wop’s. Cause we no if it was like that, that boat would never make it………

  31. shell

    I’m confused. If this kid has a father, why was he in an orphanage?

  32. Italian Stallion

    Cause we know*

  33. jrzmommy

    32–He whined too damn much that’s why he’s in an orphanage.

  34. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    #32–Exactly! I was wondering if anyone might notice the fact that Madonna adopted an “orphan” who happens to have a “father.”

    Like there aren’t any orphans who need adopting because their parents are actually DEAD.

    Madonna, you’re a spoilt rotten used tampon with cooties.

  35. jrzmommy

    Why adopt at all? I mean, according to Sally Struthers, you can feed one of them little fuckers for a whole year for like a buck eighty? Madonna could afford to feed the entire village…..shit, she could bus them all to some warehouse in London and get them out of harms way AND feed and clothe them if she wanted.

  36. I don’t know guys. Madonna adopted me when I was a starving African kid, and I grew up to be a well-adjusted white I.T. guy.

    So she is doing some good in this world.

  37. RichPort

    Madonna: Hi Oombubu. Can you say clean? Cleeeeeean…? What about ‘toilet brush’? Tooooooilet bruuuuush’? Miiiiiistresssss?


  38. scorpionprincess

    She found a way to have a child by yet another guy without having to divorce her current “Guy”. That Madge is a smart cookie! (She had to find a way to get into the humanitarian spotlight – can’t be outdone by Brangelina!)

  39. LSD

    I don’t know why people are saying shit about Madonna adopting a kid. I’m no fan of hers, but she is doing something worth while, no?
    I mean, I know her adopting some mud baby isnt clit stimulating news, but just give the hag a break.

    NOW, back to Paris Hilton and her crab platter…mmmm..

  40. RichPort

    Odd. My Oombubu comments were truncated. And the little fucker had so much to click, er, I mean say…

  41. ponk

    she’s not lying – she DIDN’T adopt, she BOUGHT the kid, which is normally considered illegal.

  42. ImaCracka

    LOL.. She lied…. think maybe the news might have picked up on it as soon as she walked around with a little black kid?

  43. jrzmommy

    I bought a kid once, but it had a crack in its ass so I returned it.

  44. PunjabPete

    You guys shut up about Madge!! Everyone know it is way hard to accesserize in this day and age! What else goes with black Jesus on a cross other than a black Malawian non-orphan…. You guys know shit about fashion… Shees!!

  45. danielle

    i was waiting for one of you fucktards to say something immature about the ethnicity of the orphans and bam! there ya go…dumbass.

  46. commissioner


    Ethnicity? Malawian? Are you Malawian?

    Or are you referring to skin color? My Guats have very dark skin. In fact, so dark, they look like my secretary could have birthed ‘em.

  47. 86

    Maybe mommie dearest just wants a little publicity. “No more wire hangers…everrrrrrrrrr!”

  48. danielle

    #48. You must still be in diapers.

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