A Malawian has come forward and confirmed that Madonna has adopted his 1-year-old son despite denials from her rep saying otherwise.
“I am the father of David, who has been adopted,” Banda, 32, told The Associated Press Tuesday. “I am very very happy because as you can see there is poverty in this village and I know he will be very well looked after in America.” The child’s grandmother, Asinei Mwale, said she learned about the adoption from Chipeta. “The director of the orphanage came here yesterday and told us that David has been adopted by a famous American singer,” Mwale said. “I am very glad for him because having grown up as an orphan myself, I know how tough life can be.”
So now it’s a matter of who you want to believe: the government officials, the father of the adopted child, the grandmother of the adopted child, or Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg who gets paid to lie to the public for a living. This isn’t even something worth lying about. It’s not like she’s stealing nuclear plans and smuggling them to North Korea or kicking kittens in the face.
Tha-Flash | October 11, 2006 at 9:07 am
FIRST? I THINK! Muahahhahahahhahah
Tha-Flash | October 11, 2006 at 9:09 am
I don’t like Madonna… Why? WTF do you mean why?
Because she’s an old religious idiot with poor camel-toe.
Ruby | October 11, 2006 at 9:09 am
What the hell is Madge doing? Wiping flies outta the kid’s eyes? She’s pathetic.
yanquichik | October 11, 2006 at 9:10 am
Madonna lives in England. One would think that before giving up your child, you would actually know where he was going… if he was going…
HolisticWisdomcom | October 11, 2006 at 9:12 am
Please, like Americans seem to care about North Korea. Give them a reality show or tell them about Madonna and her adoption of a baby and you have their attention. That seems to be where the priorities are… so I can see why they needed to becareful, considering how ‘important’ it is.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Raebees | October 11, 2006 at 9:15 am
Good point! She’s English! Duh!
Italian Stallion | October 11, 2006 at 9:17 am
It’s a Little Bow Wow video, featuring Madonna……….
Raebees | October 11, 2006 at 9:17 am
It’s the Democrats and friggin liberals that don’t care about NK. Ask any Republican what they think about NK.
hav-a-tampa | October 11, 2006 at 9:17 am
i smuggle kittens into nuclear plants all the time.
whats the big deal? it’s not like i’m adopting some orphan..
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan will be next to Adopt poor Orphans from South Africa.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 11, 2006 at 9:19 am
She looks like she is shopping for a car in that picture.
“Oh, this one has lovely ears, what kind of mileage does it get?”
Then she gets the poor little dude home and introduces him to his sister.
“Lourdes, this is your new little brother ‘Click click pop click pop click’”
“‘Click click pop click pop click’ this is your new sister, Lourdes.”
Now mummy is going to Cannes. Tata!
mbarkr | October 11, 2006 at 9:22 am
No, Starving Marvin… that’s BAD STARVING MARVIN!
Madonna bugs.
griffmills | October 11, 2006 at 9:23 am
I thought she lived in England ?
Greco | October 11, 2006 at 9:27 am
Madonna is so pathetic and old. It was pitiful to watch her run around kissing beautiful young stars when lesbianism became trendy (hotBritney kissing Christina Aguilera = sexy, hotBritney kissing ancientMadonna = disgusting). Now Madonna is ripping off Angelina Jolie’s schtick.
Memo to Madonna: adopting a little African kid is not going to make you young and relevant again. Also, you can’t return him when it’s not trendy anymore. If only Madonna had died in the early 90′s, before she could ruin her own image as she has for the past fifteen years.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 11, 2006 at 9:27 am
“No, Starvin’ Marvin, that’s Lourdes’s creamed corn. No, Starvin Marvin! That’s a bad Starvin Marvin!”
@11 – good call! Starvin Marvin Ciccone
dupababy | October 11, 2006 at 9:31 am
if she’s so damned interesting in saving the youth of the world, we’d be better served if she’d just go rip spf2 from the arms of his dangerously incompetent parental units..
justme | October 11, 2006 at 9:39 am
I can’t wait until he rapes her daughter, kills her husband, and steals everything..
Alex | October 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
@7
LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
bigponie | October 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
these dumbfuck celebrities should at least adopt a child whose father is over 7′ tall 300 pounds and has the speed of a gazel, that way when he grows up he can be the next fucking shaq.
Alex | October 11, 2006 at 9:48 am
Check out this ultimate paradox video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_8kS26IiP8&mode=related&search=
Brain Embolism | October 11, 2006 at 9:51 am
@7- Stallion
It’s a whole lotta Little Bow Wows video, featuring Madonna……..
P.S. I’m growing frustrated, where is she?
combustion8 | October 11, 2006 at 9:53 am
what a lying slut whore.
RichPort | October 11, 2006 at 9:53 am
This will be one bougie little fucker who hates Black people.
#8 – Every Republican thinks NK is Bubba’s fault. In fact, they all think everything is Bubba’s fault:
Nor’easter? Bubba screwed an intern!
Somalia (mid 1990s)? GOP: what a mistake! get out!
Somalia (2006)? GOP: what a mistake! why did we get out?!?!?!?
GWB’s balls itch? Bubba screwed an intern!
Global warming? Bubba screwed an intern!
Madonna crucifies herself? Bubba screwed an intern!
Foley a fucking perv? BUBBA SCREWED AN INTERN!!!
I see your point…
Populist | October 11, 2006 at 10:00 am
Caption for this photo: “Madonna grooms the next generation of Toy Boys, who will be old enough to service her as she is approacing her sixties.”
slantingthroughdarkness | October 11, 2006 at 10:04 am
And a skank. Don’t forget skank.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
BigJim | October 11, 2006 at 10:06 am
Hey SF, you can call Madonna a lying whore, but you can’t make me care.
jrzmommy | October 11, 2006 at 10:06 am
Why did I immediately think of Pass The Dutchie by Musical Youth?
Italian Stallion | October 11, 2006 at 10:15 am
She’s trying to figure out which one has the crack and which one is the lookout……..
jrzmommy | October 11, 2006 at 10:19 am
Shoulda gotten four more and started her own basketball team in a few years.
CelebSlam.com | October 11, 2006 at 10:23 am
I told you Africa was more than just an outlet for conflict diamonds
http://www.celebslam.com
Triumph Insult Dog | October 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
I’m sorry my watch must be broken, but didn’t slavery END a while ago?!
What is it with stars roaming through African villages like they’re picking fruit at Farmer’s Markets?
I know everybody there is “glad” or “very happy”, but these kids are coming to a country where they’re poor, they can’t get a cab and WILL be shot if they look “suspicious”…
They might as well stay where they’re at!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
Italian Stallion | October 11, 2006 at 10:31 am
@30 Carlton, you’re an idiot. They are coming into riches. What the fuck will they need a cab for, when they’ll be taken around in limos. It’s not like they came over on a boat like the wop’s. Cause we no if it was like that, that boat would never make it………
shell | October 11, 2006 at 10:34 am
I’m confused. If this kid has a father, why was he in an orphanage?
Italian Stallion | October 11, 2006 at 10:40 am
Cause we know*
jrzmommy | October 11, 2006 at 10:42 am
32–He whined too damn much that’s why he’s in an orphanage.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 11, 2006 at 10:49 am
#32–Exactly! I was wondering if anyone might notice the fact that Madonna adopted an “orphan” who happens to have a “father.”
Like there aren’t any orphans who need adopting because their parents are actually DEAD.
Madonna, you’re a spoilt rotten used tampon with cooties.
jrzmommy | October 11, 2006 at 10:53 am
Why adopt at all? I mean, according to Sally Struthers, you can feed one of them little fuckers for a whole year for like a buck eighty? Madonna could afford to feed the entire village…..shit, she could bus them all to some warehouse in London and get them out of harms way AND feed and clothe them if she wanted.
Angry Ferret Jones | October 11, 2006 at 10:56 am
I don’t know guys. Madonna adopted me when I was a starving African kid, and I grew up to be a well-adjusted white I.T. guy.
So she is doing some good in this world.
RichPort | October 11, 2006 at 11:00 am
Madonna: Hi Oombubu. Can you say clean? Cleeeeeean…? What about ‘toilet brush’? Tooooooilet bruuuuush’? Miiiiiistresssss?
Oombubu:
scorpionprincess | October 11, 2006 at 11:10 am
She found a way to have a child by yet another guy without having to divorce her current “Guy”. That Madge is a smart cookie! (She had to find a way to get into the humanitarian spotlight – can’t be outdone by Brangelina!)
LSD | October 11, 2006 at 11:17 am
I don’t know why people are saying shit about Madonna adopting a kid. I’m no fan of hers, but she is doing something worth while, no?
I mean, I know her adopting some mud baby isnt clit stimulating news, but just give the hag a break.
NOW, back to Paris Hilton and her crab platter…mmmm..
RichPort | October 11, 2006 at 11:21 am
Odd. My Oombubu comments were truncated. And the little fucker had so much to click, er, I mean say…
ponk | October 11, 2006 at 11:36 am
she’s not lying – she DIDN’T adopt, she BOUGHT the kid, which is normally considered illegal.
ImaCracka | October 11, 2006 at 11:47 am
LOL.. She lied…. think maybe the news might have picked up on it as soon as she walked around with a little black kid?
jrzmommy | October 11, 2006 at 11:53 am
I bought a kid once, but it had a crack in its ass so I returned it.
PunjabPete | October 11, 2006 at 11:56 am
You guys shut up about Madge!! Everyone know it is way hard to accesserize in this day and age! What else goes with black Jesus on a cross other than a black Malawian non-orphan…. You guys know shit about fashion… Shees!!
danielle | October 11, 2006 at 11:58 am
i was waiting for one of you fucktards to say something immature about the ethnicity of the orphans and bam! there ya go…dumbass.
yardgraffiti | October 11, 2006 at 12:13 pm
ADOPT me instead.
commissioner | October 11, 2006 at 12:14 pm
#46
Ethnicity? Malawian? Are you Malawian?
Or are you referring to skin color? My Guats have very dark skin. In fact, so dark, they look like my secretary could have birthed ‘em.
86 | October 11, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Maybe mommie dearest just wants a little publicity. “No more wire hangers…everrrrrrrrrr!”
danielle | October 11, 2006 at 12:23 pm
#48. You must still be in diapers.