Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is officially a single man which means he can hook up with all kinds of mad hotties that throw themselves at him. So, naturally, he went straight to Madonna. The two were spotted out together this week sparking rumors that their affair isn’t over yet. Us Magazine reports:
Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com.
They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.
“They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com.
Of course, they were close. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to Shrivel-rella? All that sinew, damn! On that note, I think it’s safe to say if Alex Rodriguez ever stumbled into a morgue, he’d probably yell “Oh, snap!” then start throwing dollar bills like fucking confetti. True story.