Madonna & A-Rod: An unbridled passion

October 3rd, 2008 // 78 Comments

Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez of the New York Yankees is officially a single man which means he can hook up with all kinds of mad hotties that throw themselves at him. So, naturally, he went straight to Madonna. The two were spotted out together this week sparking rumors that their affair isn’t over yet. Us Magazine reports:

Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez took in a cozy dinner for two at Dos Caminos Third Avenue on Tuesday, a source told Usmagazine.com.
They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.
“They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com.

Of course, they were close. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to Shrivel-rella? All that sinew, damn! On that note, I think it’s safe to say if Alex Rodriguez ever stumbled into a morgue, he’d probably yell “Oh, snap!” then start throwing dollar bills like fucking confetti. True story.

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  1. Jamie's Uterus

    The funny thing is, she thinks she is still relevant! How sad and delusional.

  2. shanana

    She looks just like those traveling corpse displays; you know the ones with all the juice sucked out and only the sinew, bone and some petrified muscle left?

    http://www.thedctraveler.com/bodies-the-exhibition/

  3. washington

    Madonna’s rocking that Ed Hardy D-Bag look that is so uniquely awesome.

  4. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm…after the decades of fucking and sucking everything in sight maybe she’s been combating AIDS.

    I mean, Madonna is/was Slut Personified and given the people she’s hung out with and did the nasty with, c’mon, people, think about it.

    After all, this is the slutty broad who porked Dennis “The Worm” Rodman!!!

    Now, she has a gazillion buckaroos for any medical purposes and we know it takes a few bucks for the high quality medical cocktail items, so she’s good there if this is indeed the case.

    But, there’s only so much that can be done and the rest is being physical in activities. Still, even with those things why the body’s gonna suffer some.

    Maybe it’s AIDS.

    Just sayin’.

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  5. Rasputins Liver

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    I might add to my post above that it’s nearly impossible to think that at one time she was a pretty hot lookin’ babe.

    Once, long, long ago.

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  6. Marley

    I’ve always admired Madonna’s work ethic, but since when did that have to mean you had to stop taking care of yourself? She is way too thin, almost emaciated. She really needs to eat and rest, eat and rest. She still has very nice skin, but she needs a layer of fat underneath to fill it out. This weight loss happened pretty fast; I saw a picture of her from last winter and she was still a normal, healthy weight. She looked pretty. I wonder what’s been going on since then to make her drop so much weight.

  7. Justin Case

    Looks like a 92 year old alcoholic tweaker. Another frail, brittle and weak celebrity. Only this one really is 92 years old, right? Right?

    Someone do an intervention and keep the methamphetamine away from her. It’s a very dangerous drug.

  8. Robin Holland

    I bet her teeth have all been extracted and/or pulled. I wonder if her they are removable dentures. You know, enabling to give “gum”. As in giving head without scratching cock. Or are they implants? Something about how the skin is stretched around her cheeks and jaws

  9. real deal

    What an assface whore!

    I wouldn’t be surprised if, for her next trick, she ends up spending time with that douchebag, shitstain fairy Criss Angel. Just saying…

    Little known true story: the abbreviated nickname for A-Rod actually means “overrated, overpaid and underworked”.

  10. hitler

    Somebody tell her she’s dead

  11. Unklejoe

    Lmfao at #60 hitler. Also kudos to #28 slut

  12. creamofsumyunguy

    Why is Gollum holding hands with Guy Richie’s kid?

  13. Captain Awesome

    Yick. She looks like Rich Franklin right after cutting weight for a fight.

  14. monty

    She looks like she’s fucking possesed by a demon!
    I hope she’s not pregnant cos that baby would definitely be in a prophecy somewhere.

  15. Arroyo

    Paris? Are you watching this?
    Learn it, live it, love it.

  16. devilsrain

    Ive been drinking most of the day & I was ok until now. Ill be in the bathroom if anyone needs me.

  17. Are you really expecting we say something “HEALTHY”?
    ……………………….thought so, folks!!

  18. Geraldo

    Madonna and A-Rod are both sleazy so NO SURPRISE!!!

  19. Geraldo

    Madonna and A-Rod are both sleazy so NO SURPRISE!!!

  20. Sarah Palin

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

  21. Sarah Palin

    (applause)

    Furthermore…

    (applause)

    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)

    Amen!

    (Amen!)

  22. mary jane

    she is sooooo ugly!!! couldn’t even afford to close the gap in her front teeth! and now this body?! YUK!!! disgusting! just hideous. she needs to give up on trying to be a man.

  23. netfen

    obsessive compulsive personality disorder

  24. She looks hideous. Is there no on in here life that can tell her terrible she looks?

  25. toolboy

    She’s starting to get into that “Michael Jackson” realm of weirdness…..

  26. raggatt

    She’s as ugly on the outside as she’s always been on the inside.

  27. givesgoodface

    They say by 50 you have the face you deserve.

  28. beth

    I think I just figured out Madonn’a problem..she’s starting to look like carrot top..i.e she’s got “roid” syndrome. Oh well, not surprising, really..

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