Madonna slipping Jesus the tongue

February 11th, 2010 // 72 Comments

Madonna and Jesus Luz were photographed making out in a Rio de Janeiro nightclub last night shooting down rumors the two have split. However, these photos do confirm rumors that Madonna is a walking corpse with the power to manipulate the living. Seriously, she looks like every 20-something I see at the bars if they’d been allowed to decompose for a couple of days. Then again, that means they can’t suddenly remember they’re a lesbian when you wink at them.

Clever, Jesus. Clever…

Photos: Splash News

  1. Rasputins Liver

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    Ha! Nice melt there, Smarm!

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  2. HOTTIE

    madonna is a sexy sexy mama. hotter than ever. she really looks younger. and shes having fun in brazil. people in brazil are like that all the time. byut just that. she knows how to behave but that on in a show. its normal,people do that when they are in love. please why some people are so shocked? we saw madonna doing worst things. shes the best. shes never afraid. live ur life M . ur amazing a hard worker and amazing mother. at least ur not afraid to show who u are and thats why all the young artists try to imitate u

  3. Mikka

    @12 LMAO! Not just your happiness, but your sooooooul! :) She’ll getchya! Run Jesus!

  4. she needs to settle down now

  5. she needs to settle down now

  6. Queer

    Yikes!

  7. Galtacticus

    First it was oil for food.And now it’s hair and saliva for a check.I mean,we’re making progress being a civilisation.We don’t ask a lot anymore.

  8. Nero

    Just as Brangelina,she isn’t quite known for brilliant acting.Maybe porn will do.

  9. PostmortemG

    ¨I’m not crazy about her, but give her some credit for keeping her body in shape and looking like a 30 year old.¨

    You´re fucking kidding. Everyone here posting about how Madonna ´looks so great´ is fucking *BLIND*! This lady literally looks like a rotting corpse, and there is absolutely nothing attractive about those ´toned arms´ she´s showing off. Once again – !!!*FUCKING YUCK*!!! You all can have that shit!

  10. I don't wanna madonna

    She’s not kissing him, SHE’S FEEDING…

  11. Chris Jones

    She has reinvented herself as a dried up old cunt!

  12. sophie

    she is a great artist and brilliant business woman , but such a slut.
    she needs to be fucked !

  13. Me again

    Pic 4 LOL

  14. sti

    Madonna’s got strong looking weightlifter arms cause she exercises. You boys shouldn’t be so threatened by that. Just realize the reason Madonna’s arms are bigger than yours is because she goes to the gym and you sit in front of your computer all day eating Cheetos and masturbating. Might build up your wrist strength but otherwise…..

    Haha, more power to Madonna, at least she takes care of herself. And if I have to watch Michael Douglas pose with Catherine Zeta Jones, and Harrison Ford climb all over Callista Flockhart, you men can watch Madonna crawl all over any young man she chooses.

  15. tony romo

    what´s wrong with a little of nechrophilia? c´mon guys

  16. gemma

    Love Madonna.
    The look lovely together.
    Can’t wait for M to go on tour again. Love her!!!!

  17. Brin

    he is a sexy young thing, dam she can still pull them like that?

  18. Ariana

    A Madonna é linda e Jesus também formam um belo casal.

  19. I think she looks like a normal human being for the first time in a long time. She also looks great! Sorry folks, but I doubt you’ll look this good at age 50 plus. I’m not crazy about her, but give her some credit for keeping her body in shape and looking like a 30 year old.

  20. I’m kinda jealous that her legs in the first photo does not look like that of an old lady.

  21. the old whore is at it again…. how any man can kiss her knowing how much dick she has had is beyond me…. i’d be afraid it would turn black and fall off!!

  22. male masturbation toys

    Madonna already has years and these can not be hidden for long, and his love life has been a bit intimate enough to know it happens.

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