Madonna Throws M.I.A. Under The Bus

February 10th, 2012 // 79 Comments
No, Not The Finger!
M.I.A. Super Bowl
M.I.A. Robs America Of Its Innocence Read More »

“With incredible speed the sorceress queen suddenly mounted the arms of her dark throne and with a mighty shriek, the sun no longer shown upon the Earth for a fortnight. Crops wilted, children wailed and most terrifying of all, her arid crevasse demanded pleasure from our strongest, most strapping young boys. Their discarded carcasses a testament to her insatiable lust. Plus she reanimated a few and made them practice dance routines. Shit was fucked up.” – From the personal journal of Christopher Columbus. September 8, 1492.

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Madonna waited less than a week to toss M.I.A. under the bus for showing her middle finger to Super Bowl audiences for less than half a second. Or “The New Holocaust” as it’ll be forever known. TMZ reports:

Madonna called in to “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” this morning — saying, “I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it.”
Madonna told Ryan, “I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity, it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager … irrelevant thing to do … there was such a feeling of love and unity there. What was the point?”
Madge added, “It was just out of place.”

Translation: “Me me me me. Nobody talked about me. Me me me me. Necronomicon.”

In the meantime, the “Hollywood’s an Illuminati conspiracy to convert us all to devil worship” sites spent the week accusing Madonna’s halftime show of being a massive tribute to Satan which is, of course, hilarious because who do the hell these people think Madonna really is? There’s sort of this thing called the Grand Canyon where she fell when God kicked her out of heaven for talking in a British accent. Seriously, nobody reads anymore.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

superficial

  1. Lovely Sim

    You should know about out of place, Miss “I Loathe Hydrangeas.” Hypocrite.

    • Artofwar

      …”It’s such a teenager….irrelevant thing to do”

      And speaking of teenagers, isn’t she currently fucking a teenager who also happens to be irrelevant???

      Poor Madonna it seems senility has taken on and she’s getting Super Bowl mishaps confused with her real life statutory rape… I mean real life romances….Artofwar

  2. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, I thought Dr. Girlfriend was a dude. So, the Monarch is really a chick? Does that make this right?

  3. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. The carpet doesn’t match the drapes AT ALL.

  4. Dude of Dudes

    Goddamnit Grandma get off the stage.

  5. FuqMadonna

    This from the woman that once gave oral sex to a bottle in a documentary film, and has a book called “sex”. She is no one to talk down to anyone about their “behavior”

  6. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is this??? I am so glad I skipped the halftime show of the Superbowl.

  7. Standing on your throne is one way to prevent backsplash…

  8. You mean like how Justin Timberlake did the same thing to Janet? That kind of bus?

  9. dooood

    i love when you do maddona stories.
    it’s like when norm macdonald used to do michael jackson or OJ jokes. that shit is right in your wheelhouse bra

  10. Blubbo

    Punk fucking rock??? This shit is supposed to be what passes for punk rock???? Joey Ramone is turning in his grave. Fuck you Mcdonna, fuck you m-i-whoeverthefuckyouare.

    • cc

      You beat me to it.

      The Forgotten Rebels (gotta go with the Canadian boys here) had more punk attitude on an album cover than MIA has in her career.

    • Bianca

      I was thinking the same thing. Madonna sounds like a grandma complaining about ‘that devil music racket kids are listening to these days’. It only makes her look like the irrelevent one.

      • mamamiasweetpeaches

        yeah if people werent already making “Grandma” jokes behind her back before theyd start with this. “This must be the new-fangled punk rock those damn kids bare listening to . Im ‘hip’.” LOL Stupid old fool.

    • KV

      Thanks for pointing that out. Sadly, a bunch of punk rockers are turning in their graves repelled by this stupid cunts pie hole.

  11. Johnny P!

    “I understand it’s punk rock and everything…”
    Does ANYONE alive hear the words ‘Punk Rock’ and think: ‘M.I.A.’?
    WTF?!?

  12. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    The vadge of Madge displays a powerful badge.

  13. You're nuts

    xenophilia : an attraction to foreign peoples, cultures, or customs.

    Madonna
    Matt Damon

  14. Morals Hah

    “I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it”

    LIke in that one video where you fornicated with the Christian symbol for God. Some people weren’t happy about it, yet you did it. Kids these days, they’ll do anything for attention.

  15. She looks like she’s on a raft.

  16. EricLr

    Hah, Satan *wishes* he were as powerful and evil as Madonna.

  17. skunk

    i actually agree with what she said.

  18. Schmidtler

    I’m surprised she waited more than 3 seconds to toss that stupid bitch under the bus.

  19. Terry

    Um, didn’t Madge french kiss Britany Spears while Extina said “:Ew bitch”?
    And what about that time back in the 90′s when Madge was at some gala and was showing her tits? What a hypocrite.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      This idiot apparently thinks none of us saw her during the 80s and 90s .Justify My Love was soooo classy. Hypocrite really isn’t a strong enough word for her.

      Like Fish said, her comments translated mean “ME, ME, THEY’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME.” People aren’t talking about her and it has nothing to do with a middle finger.

  20. Mando

    I was not offended when she flipped the bird, but I do agree that with Madonna that it was out of context.

  21. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Robert
    Commented on this photo:

    This summes up where Madonna’s ego is. What she seems about to drop summes up where her career is.

  22. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Iapprove
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwww close your fucking legs. nobody wants to see that

  23. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Iapprove
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  24. stacy

    MIA look like she has already been under a bus.

  25. KV

    Jealous much ??? Everybody talking about M.I.A instead of you ? Madonna, you are a hypocrite. Like you haven’t done anything shocking on stage ever ?? Right ??

  26. it had to be said

    ” there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity”

    That’s what Madge saw there? Because I saw a train wreck of old ass, never weres and never will bes.

  27. Cock Dr

    L U V Madonna!
    I just can’t get over the hilarity that Madonna tricked most of America into watching her Show of Dark Arts.
    And wasn’t it the most viewed Stupor Bowl ever?
    Coincidence? I think not!
    Satan will get a groove on as long as she walks the earth.
    Satan wants us all to dance. We won’t notice that the planet is burning if we’re all out humping on the dance floor.

    • Fred

      I’m hoping this is a joke.

      • carol rules

        COCK DR IS NOT KIDDING. it was a Show of Dark Arts alright and while everyone wasdistracted by the hip thrusting in the air all kinds of other evil goings on were going down.

    • Blech

      I did not watch. Well, no. I did watch the very beginning of her performance when she struggled to straighten up her knees.

  28. Maybe next year the people who organize the halftime show can hire somebody who either doesn’t have a 90% gay fan base or one that didn’t drop out of school in the 8th grade. See how that goes.

    • SayITtoMYfaceTYPIST

      That eliminates almost every current black artist, except for black artists with large gay fan bases (Janet, Jennifer Hudson, etc.) who usually have graduated high school/college, etc. We’re going to end up with someone truly terrible, such as Bono or Coldplay, or some country music star fresh from a KKK rally.

  29. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    This caption is incorrect, this photo is from Madonna’s daughter Lourdes’ sweet 16 party…where she was sacrificed to Anubis, dark lord of the underworld in exchange for 1 more moderately successful album.

  30. Mandy

    “It’s such a teenager … irrelevant thing to do … there was such a feeling of love and unity there. What was the point?”

    Kind of like rolling your eyes at a fan and making fun of him behind his back when he gives you flowers that you don’t like ..?

  31. Do_Freebird

    Did she use her “British” accent when she talked to Seacrest? I just love that accent – it so authentic, in a Scoby Doo and Scrappy Doo go to a English Castle to catch an Undead She Whore kind of way.

  32. This is why Madonna is friggen awesome and always will be. She’s absolutely right and that’s coming from someone who likes to be a bit counter culture.

    MIA is a big fucking fraud and she needs to be called on it.

  33. dicky doo

    Madonna moved like a mummy and then she almost tripped and fell on her face trying to climb those steps. Poor grandma..

  34. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    “Call Dr. Woodman. He knows what to do when I get stuck like this.”

  35. M&M-Hater

    Shit I would throw MIA )Moron In Action) under the bus too and then I’d drive forward and backward a couple dozen times… the stupid BITCH! Then after I scraped all of the shit/MIA leftovers off I throw the Material Momma under and do it all over again.

    I have no use for either of these useless CUNTS!!

  36. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    So this was the halftime show? A bunch of guys picking Madonna up off the floor and carrying her around? I didn’t miss anything.

  37. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope Susanna Hoffs and The Bangles got royalties for this.

  38. Loather

    you commenters are morons. go poop yourselves.

  39. forrest gump

    so people must love Public Transportation now………..

  40. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly no man, dressed in drag or not, wants to see, touch, or sing to that.

  41. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Not even Febreze could save the night.

  42. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Hagtard.

  43. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    fkwolfe
    Commented on this photo:

    And every twenty third spring for twenty three days The Creeper will feast upon human body parts, which upon consumption will form parts of it’s own body…

  44. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna never really finished potty training.

  45. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna guessing how full of shit she is. A few inches higher the world cries.

  46. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    An old lady falling over never failed to make gladiators Sillius Maximus & Biggus Dickus laugh

  47. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Missed dammit !

  48. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOK AT MY VAGINA !!!

  49. Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Show
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Legs closed? But I want to see her vagina godammit !

  50. BE

    Pretty simple:

    Madonna felt upstaged.

    And sorry she didn’t come up with herself…

Leave A Comment