Madonna Might Want to Consider Prosthetics
Here’s Madonna in London last night where she surprisingly looked like a normal, and almost attractive, human being until you catch a glimpse of her arms and wonder when Van Helsing’s going to show up and fire a crossbow into her heart. On that note, I particularly enjoy how she’s brazenly clutching a crucifix in her hand just in case anyone out there had any bright ideas. It’s like that scene in Bram Stoker’s Dracula where Dracula lights the cross on fire in Keanu Reeves’ hand and everyone just sort of looks around and wonders who’s going to be the first to try the garlic underwear backup plan. Or am I remembering that wrong?