Here’s Madonna in London last night where she surprisingly looked like a normal, and almost attractive, human being until you catch a glimpse of her arms and wonder when Van Helsing’s going to show up and fire a crossbow into her heart. On that note, I particularly enjoy how she’s brazenly clutching a crucifix in her hand just in case anyone out there had any bright ideas. It’s like that scene in Bram Stoker’s Dracula where Dracula lights the cross on fire in Keanu Reeves’ hand and everyone just sort of looks around and wonders who’s going to be the first to try the garlic underwear backup plan. Or am I remembering that wrong?
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
Me | August 16, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Madonna is such an old dried up, attention-seeking bitch. Why can’t she just go die somewhere.
Andriiya | August 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm
There are ways to stay beautiful and graceful well into old age… and Madonna has no idea what they are.
Viv | August 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
“Sofia Vergara calls Madonna a freak” …enough said.
Puke | August 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Madonna needs to hang out with people her own age and let Lola hang out with her friends. Does Madonna think that hanging out with Lola all the time magically makes her more young? I think if the truth be known Madonna wants to be Lol
Randal | August 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm
People in England need to murder more celebrities.
Randal
Darkie | August 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm
i’d drink her bath water
FrankNfrtr | August 16, 2010 at 3:20 pm
She looks pretty damned good to me, and the queen knows how to get out of a car without releasing the Kraken.
What’s with all the crucifixes? Weirder & weirder.
She doesn’t look 52. She looks like an freeze dried & painted 40.
Please wear sleeves darling, your inner gargoyle is showing.
grobpilot | August 16, 2010 at 4:12 pm
“…..releasing the Kraken”. I like that one. I’ll use that someday at a totally inappropriate time. Thanks.
jenna | August 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
haha!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
she does look hot in that dress, but id have to hit it from the back. and yeah those arms need to go. as in, stumps would almost be sexier
noneofurbeezwax | August 16, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Fuck the arms! Can you imagine what that old hag’s twat looks like? I’m thinking an old hound dog that took a machete to the face.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
idk but i bet anything going in it comes out looking like Muno
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 4:08 pm
muno from yo gabba gabba that is.. http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/58185.jpg
ugottabekidding | August 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm
LMFAO!!!!! Outstanding!!!
RasputinsLiver | August 16, 2010 at 8:30 pm
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Once she jackhammers the Portland cement makeup off her face, strips off the expensive clothing all she and Haysoos Looz(er) are left with is what she looks like here:
http://decobmx.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/wei-old_pussy-774030.jpg
Just sayin’. man. You know it’s true.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 17, 2010 at 3:47 am
Oh you motherFUCKer. guess i had that coming
ctti | August 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I would blame you for posting that link but I’m too busy regretting having clicked on it.
RasputinsLiver | August 16, 2010 at 8:23 pm
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Man, whatta hagged out broke-ass old bitch she is now. But then, she wasn’t much to look at when she was young so…
Back then she was just an average ok lookin’ gal with a huge bear rug between her legs (I’m bettin’ Lola, like mommy (if both their eyebrows and mommy’s jungle patch is any clue), is sportin’ a fuckin’ forest down there you’d have to use a machete in order to get some clitoral, labial and breeding hole action), no titties, no talent outside of narcissistic, gutter level self-promotion, and a penchant for being a slut.
Now? Now she’s just your typical cartoon caricature of herself so many “stars” end up as. To boot, she’s haggard big time and one’s gotta believe Haysoos ain’t gettin’ paid nearly enough to chow down on that post-menopausal, Dennis Rodman rotted out skanky cooter.
Hey, at least it’s not me who has to do the dirty, thankless job he has to.
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Madonna II | August 17, 2010 at 10:52 am
Madonna is rich, loved and famous. You are nothing but an anonymous lowlife keyboard bully.
RasputinsLiver | August 17, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Ooh!
Man, you sure told me!
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
captain america | August 16, 2010 at 11:05 pm
this has something to do with the “Anal-Business”?
Tina | August 17, 2010 at 2:50 pm
What a bunch of mean people on here! Actually, I think everyone is just soooo jealous! She is beautiful!