Madonna Might Want to Consider Prosthetics

August 16th, 2010 // 40 Comments

Here’s Madonna in London last night where she surprisingly looked like a normal, and almost attractive, human being until you catch a glimpse of her arms and wonder when Van Helsing’s going to show up and fire a crossbow into her heart. On that note, I particularly enjoy how she’s brazenly clutching a crucifix in her hand just in case anyone out there had any bright ideas. It’s like that scene in Bram Stoker’s Dracula where Dracula lights the cross on fire in Keanu Reeves’ hand and everyone just sort of looks around and wonders who’s going to be the first to try the garlic underwear backup plan. Or am I remembering that wrong?

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Me

    Madonna is such an old dried up, attention-seeking bitch. Why can’t she just go die somewhere.

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    amsparkles
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    creepy

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    amsparkles
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    creepy.

  4. Andriiya

    There are ways to stay beautiful and graceful well into old age… and Madonna has no idea what they are.

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    Puke
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    Madonna needs to hang out with people her own age and let Lola hang out with her friends. Does Madonna think that hanging out with Lola all the time magically makes her more young? I think if the truth be known Madonna wants to be Lola!

  6. Viv

    “Sofia Vergara calls Madonna a freak” …enough said.

  7. Puke

    Madonna needs to hang out with people her own age and let Lola hang out with her friends. Does Madonna think that hanging out with Lola all the time magically makes her more young? I think if the truth be known Madonna wants to be Lol

  8. People in England need to murder more celebrities.

    Randal

  9. i’d drink her bath water

  10. She looks pretty damned good to me, and the queen knows how to get out of a car without releasing the Kraken.
    What’s with all the crucifixes? Weirder & weirder.
    She doesn’t look 52. She looks like an freeze dried & painted 40.
    Please wear sleeves darling, your inner gargoyle is showing.

  11. she does look hot in that dress, but id have to hit it from the back. and yeah those arms need to go. as in, stumps would almost be sexier

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    Mr. Bill
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    She looks FANTASTIC! We should all look this good at 52. I always wonder what all the naysayers look like. Veins in her arms–horrors! Spending time with your daughter–what is she thinking?

    Lighten up!

    Yes, I am listening to her tunes right now-Like A Virgin-holds up terrificly~

  13. noneofurbeezwax

    Fuck the arms! Can you imagine what that old hag’s twat looks like? I’m thinking an old hound dog that took a machete to the face.

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    burton
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    umm shes like over 50…what do you expect you idiots?

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    manda
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    I thought she was into Kaballah??

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    Mary
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    Enough with trying to say Madonna’s arms are scary! That is a regular muscular arm! Some people have thin skin so their arms look veiny – mine have looked like that since I was a kid. Try to think of something valid to pick on her for! Her arms are fine – especially for someone over 50.

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    Polk
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    Looking like an old Faye Dunaway.

    Fade away, you old bag.

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    Polk
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    P.S. She must buy Botox by the gallon. There is not a single non-comatose nerve on the face.

  19. RasputinsLiver

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    Man, whatta hagged out broke-ass old bitch she is now. But then, she wasn’t much to look at when she was young so…

    Back then she was just an average ok lookin’ gal with a huge bear rug between her legs (I’m bettin’ Lola, like mommy (if both their eyebrows and mommy’s jungle patch is any clue), is sportin’ a fuckin’ forest down there you’d have to use a machete in order to get some clitoral, labial and breeding hole action), no titties, no talent outside of narcissistic, gutter level self-promotion, and a penchant for being a slut.

    Now? Now she’s just your typical cartoon caricature of herself so many “stars” end up as. To boot, she’s haggard big time and one’s gotta believe Haysoos ain’t gettin’ paid nearly enough to chow down on that post-menopausal, Dennis Rodman rotted out skanky cooter.

    Hey, at least it’s not me who has to do the dirty, thankless job he has to.

    *

  20. captain america

    this has something to do with the “Anal-Business”?

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    fap
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    Okay this pic is legitimately scary. Bleh, another thing to get paranoid about when aging >.< Claws, and armskin wrinkles under downlights.

    Thanks Madonna for so publically aging in the media like that :P Why don't these people age in a dignified manner behind closed doors, like normal people. She's made enough money off putting her face to the public, time to disappear yeah?

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    andrew
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    Are you crazy? For a woman her age she is impressively hot. I would hit it.

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    vlong
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    Madanna is the Queen of Pop……no one can touch her and she looks fabulous……Her arms,,,,,I mean really veins that’s natural along with her lovely muscles…….

  24. Madonna
    SO RIGHT
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    Um, I thought she practiced Jewish mysticism. What the? I mean if she’s coming back to Christianity, that’s great. But I wonder what inspired all this.

  25. Madonna
    SO RIGHT
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    I thought she practiced Jewish mysticism? Didn’t work huh? It would be great if she came back to Christianity, but I wonder what inspired all this.

  26. Tina

    What a bunch of mean people on here! Actually, I think everyone is just soooo jealous! She is beautiful!

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    ramona
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    lourdes is so beautiful

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    Rob
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    joke all you want, but for 52 (or whatever) she looks pretty good.

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