Madonna Tolerates Insolence From Her Child Lover

January 13th, 2012 // 42 Comments
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“Shhhh. Don’t tell that village I razed after finding their sacrifice wanting.”

In a rare interview with ABC News, Madonna opens up about dating 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat despite the fact she’s a 2,000-year-old sorceress whose dark magic secretly facilitated the crucifixion of Christ, the bubonic plague and the birth of Lady GaGa when a cloning enchantment went horribly awry:

“I didn’t choose to, you know, I didn’t, like, write down on a piece of paper I’m now going to have a relationship with a younger man,” Madonna told McFadden. “That’s just what happened. You see, that’s the romantic in me. I just met someone that I cared for, and this happened to be his age.”
But when asked what she found appealing about younger man, the Material Girl tried to shut down the line of questioning with, “I don’t feel comfortable with this conversation.”

Except Madonna did continue the conversation after talking about finding someone who can connect with her children which sort of makes it cheating when you start banging someone their age:

Putting family first, one of the most important things Madonna said she looks for in a partner is someone whom her two biological children, Lourdes, 15, and Rocco, 11, and her two adopted children, David Banda and Mercy James, both 6, will respect.
“Someone who feels a connection with my children and respects the idea that they have to be a role model as well,” Madonna said. “It’s a lot to live up to.”
As for her current relationship with Zaibat, Madonna claimed she is actually the low-maintenance “easy” one between the two of them.
“I go home and I wash my face and I put on my sweatpants and I lay down on the bed and I say, ‘oh, please rub my feet,’ and you know, he says, ‘no, you rub my feet,’” Madonna said. “So, you know, behind the curtain, I’m just like everybody else.”

I love how Madonna tries to pretend Brahim says “no” to her yet doesn’t find himself immediately charred to a crisp and replaced by one of the 800 boys she keeps locked in a pyramid. “Your name is Brahim now, child. Now rub your queen’s feet lest she turn the cauldron on you. STATUTORIOUS RAPENADA!” *dims light with wand*

Photos: Getty


  1. cc

    When he gets out of line, he gets to spank her. Seems odd, but there it is.

  2. Johnny P!

    Madonna wants someone who her “children will respect”.
    Does that include reading them bedtime stories from her crappy ‘SEX’ book?
    “Hansel and Gretel got lost on their way home, so Gretel just decided to strip at the side of the road and wave her snatch around until they got a lift. The end.”

  3. “that they have to be a role model as well”

    Role model for children? Is she so senile that she’s already forgotten HER ENTIRE CAREER?

  4. Madonna
    Cock Dr
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    Is that a cape?
    How very….interesting.

  5. “So, you know, behind the curtain, I’m just like everybody else.”


  6. She needs to just STFU and go back to skinning dalmatians.

  7. Joe

    How many read his name and thought it said “Jailbait”?

  8. tits mcgee

    He ain’t bad looking, but damn, dude’s short.

  9. Donald Trump

    He’s barely an adult for christ’s sake! 8 years older than her own daughter! This woman has a problem. Dating “boys” is not going to make you younger Madge.

  10. pornstar

    “So, you know, behind the curtain, I’m just like everybody else.”

    behind the curtain she is a self made millionairess, living in a gated community, protected 24 hours by armed guards, eating food prepared with her exact specifications in mind, dressed by top notch Italian designers, for free, driven by chauffeurs who were once ex Mossad agents. Madonna hasn’t been
    ‘everybody else’ since before she had her first hit single. She’s living the life I want to live, except the kids, and the marriage to that drunkard Sean Penn, and maybe, the religion.

  11. POWW

    She needs to blow her nose. I see boogies

  12. karlito

    can you imagine sticking your dick in her and feeling all those bugs crawling all over it. YIKES!!!!

  13. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Fish. I know people have blamed the Jews for the crucifixion of Christ and the bubonic plague, but now we’re responsible for the birth of Lady GaGa? Will you Gentiles stop at nothing to bring the Jews down?

  14. Carolyn

    She is now, and always was ugly.

  15. Madonna
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    Dane Cook does hair now?

  16. rican

    So, how much does THIS guy make per week for doing her?

  17. Madonna
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    i love that she looks like total shit already, and she’s just going to make it worse with plastic surgery and botox. give this cunt five years and she’ll look worse than michael jackson.

  18. Madonna
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s rough. Whew, do NOT view full sized.

  19. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ssshhh! No one here tell anyone how much my new movie stinks.”

  20. Madonna
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    “And in this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds…”

  21. That Guy

    It’s a weird social commentary that if an older guy does younger women he’s a hero but if an older woman does younger guys then she looks desperate.

    But it also doesn’t help that they get an allowance! Rubbing Madonna’s feet for 10k a week or my day job, let me think about that!

  22. doctor snuggles

    ..what alse?
    SHE IS 53 YEARS OLD, folks!!

  23. val

    first of all, I wouldn’t let him get to close to his daughter …
    secondly, he comes from a minority neighborhood, and being French myself, we hear an awful lot about his family and himself. I do not understand how a Jew can date a die-hard Muslim. One day it hit her hard in the face (she’s better keep a close eye on her belongings and bank details…)

  24. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Hillary Clinton is a naughty little bitch.

  25. T-800

    It’s true. The older one gets the more their personality shows on the outside too. Good or bad. I’ll let you decide where she belongs.

  26. Madonna
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    At 53 years old I wish I will look as “bad” as she does.

  27. Madonna
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    Are those boxing gloves?

  28. LJ

    “I just met someone that I cared for…..”, and so long as he can service me four times a night I will continue to care for him.

  29. dconeray

    please be careful bringing young men around your daughter… to many pervs date woman for their kids…JLO too

  30. Neal

    I get desperate vibes from Madonna. Madonna wants to be young. She has become so unfortunate these days and that face is horrid. When will people understand plastic surgery can make them look like horrible creatures.
    Wow, she really hate lady Gaga.

  31. herbiefrog

    hard to believe…

    she’s claiming to be younger than us…

    still… why not rewrite history… ?

    waiting… just waiting… xx

  32. The Royal Penis

    Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom:

    “And here we see the mother Cougar taking her prey, still alive, back to her cubs to train them on how to catch their own. When finished, the mother Cougar will disembowel the prey and her children will gorge on its carcass.”

  33. Madonna
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    You know. I’m torn. I know Madonna takes pride in being able to claim she hasn’t had any surgery, and I believe her, but no amount of Botox or Juvederm is going to do what a good old fashioned face-lift can. Girl needs to scrap a few inches of wrinkle.

    HOWEVER, if she truly NEVER has a lift, nip, or tuck, in her life I will finally have a reason to respect her.

  34. She’s wearing sport gloves with a gown….again. madonna is about as old as one of my sisters. There must have been some kind of atomic explosion during the year of their births which could explain their behavior. I bet that’s what happend. And, how dare madonna imply GaGa is “crude”. madonna was the one who gave a blow job to a water bottle. Remember that?

  35. Madonna
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    Just a gorgeous sexy lady!!!

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